Dlbn: Hello everyone! My God it's been a while! Bad writer, bad! Well, here's Kawaii hime-sama's pick of Twelve Pains of Christmas by Weird Al/Twelve Pains Of Soubi by Aoyagi Ritsuka.

The first thing that Soubi did

That's so damn annoying

Putting a naked photo on my phone

The second thing that Soubi does

That's so damn annoying

Kissing me in public

Putting a naked photo on my phone

The third thing that Soubi does

That's so damn annoying

Showing up when he's not wanted

Kissing me in public

Putting a naked photo on my phone

The fourth thing that Soubi does

That's so damn annoying

Freaking out my teacher

Showing up when he's not wanted

Kissing me in public

Putting a naked photo on my phone

The fifth thing that Soubi does

That's so damn annoying

Breaking into my room!

Freaking out my teacher

Showing up when he's not wanted

Kissing me in public

Putting a naked photo on my phone

The sixth thing that Soubi does

That's so damn annoying

Laying me on the floor

Breaking into my room!

Freaking out my teacher

Showing up when he's not wanted

Kissing me in public

Putting a naked photo on my phone

The seventh thing that Soubi does

That's so damn annoying

Tricking me into his bedroom

Laying me on the floor

Breaking into my room!

Freaking out my teacher

Showing up when he's not wanted

Kissing me in public

Putting a naked photo on my phone

The eighth thing that Soubi does

That's so damn annoying

Stalking me every time

I go somewhere

Tricking me into his bedroom

Laying me on the floor

Breaking into my room!

Freaking out my teacher

Showing up when he's not wanted

Kissing me in public

Putting a naked photo on my phone

The ninth thing that Soubi does

That's so damn annoying

Taking photos of my ass

Stalking me every time

I go somewhere

Tricking me into his bedroom

Laying me on the floor

Breaking into my room!

Freaking out my teacher

Showing up when he's not wanted

Kissing me in public

Putting a naked photo on my phone

The tenth thing that Soubi does

That's so damn annoying

Asks me sick questions

Taking photos of my ass

Stalking me every time

I go somewhere

Tricking me into his bedroom

Laying me on the floor

Breaking into my room!

Freaking out my teacher

Showing up when he's not wanted

Kissing me in public

Putting a naked photo on my phone

The eleventh thing that Soubi does

That's so damn annoying

Sneaking into my house

Asks me sick questions

Taking photos of my ass

Stalking me every time

I go somewhere

Tricking me into his bedroom

Laying me on the floor

Breaking into my room!

Freaking out my teacher

Showing up when he's not wanted

Kissing me in public

Putting a naked photo on my phone

The twelfth thing that Soubi does

That's so damn annoying

Acting like a pedophile

Sneaking into my house

Asks me sick questions

Taking photos of my ass

Stalking me every time I go somewhere

Tricking me into his bedroom

Laying me on the floor

Breaking into my room!

Freaking out my teacher

Showing up when he's not wanted

Kissing me in public

Putting a naked photo on my phone

Dlbn: Well, there we go! The latest chapter! I'll try to get out another one quicker. Here are the voting choices, straight from Nbld's desk.

Fifteen by Taylor Swift/When I'm Seventeen by Aoyagi Ritsuka
You're Having My Baby from Glee/You Left Me Your Fighter by Aoyagi Ritsuka
Making A Memory by The Plain White T's/Make Memories by Aoyagi Ritsuka
Before Your Love by Kelly Clarkson/Before Your Love by Aoyagi Ritsuka
Change by Taylor Swift/Change by Aoyagi Ritsuka
Instead by Stacie Orrico/Be Ritsuka Instead by Aoyagi Ritsuka