Revenge and Revolution ch 7
by magentalover
Disclaimer- Richard O'Brien owns all RHPS, ST, and ROTOQ characters!
A/N- Dedicated to Ophelia Frump and anybody else who has been waiting for an update. Believe it or not I started this chapter on Halloween... :/
Magenta sat down at the kitchen table with a big bowl of strange looking ice cream with probably about fifty cherries on top. She childishly stirred the ice cream until it looked a bit like soup. Just as she was about to shovel the first giant spoonful, she looked up to see her brother leaning against the kitchen counter watching her. "Hello Magenta." he said with a slight smile as she gently lowered the spoon back into the bowl.
"Hi Riff." she managed to whisper before grabbing the bowl and and turning for the staircase.
"Magenta, you do know Columbia's voice carries when she is on the monitor right?" he said loud enough for Magenta to hear him in the other room. His first reply was the shattering of a bowl on the tile in front of the stairs, and then the clicks of Magenta's heels coming towards him.
"Vhat?" she said surprised, her emerald eyes now seeming twice as wide.
"Magenta you must have known I'd figure out eventually. I already could tell something was up, but why did you hide this from me?" Riff said pulling her into a hug.
"Vell, you vere just getting back to being a general, and already hiding things from me. You vere busy. And... and..." she slurred eventually come to a halt, and drenched her brother's lab coat in tears as she sobbed.
"Magenta why are you crying, love?" Riff asked holding her shoulders and taking a step back to hear her reply. It was rare that Magenta cried, and he wasn't expecting it now.
"Vhat if it is defected?" She sobbed.
"Oh my most beautiful sister," he comforted, " No to worry about that! What do you think I've been working on down in the lab for the last month or so? I've already created prenatal vitamins for both you and Columbia."
"Really?" Magenta asked in surprise, her red face already brightening up.
"Yes my dear, but you better go and call Columbia to tell her she better come home as soon as possible." He said.
"Okay. Zank you my dearest brother." She said, giving a kiss on the cheek before running upstairs (skillfully avoiding the toppled bowl of ice cream) to tell Columbia about Riff Raff's findings.
Meanwhile Riff Raff cleaned up the smeared deep fried chocolate bubble gum milkshake flavored ice cream off of the floor. He was thankful for three reasons: one that his sister hadn't eaten what seemed like heart attack flavored ice cream , two that he had a beautiful baby on the way, and three, that Magenta had forgotten to bring up Archibald and Sloan again.
Meanwhile on Earth...
Ricky and Minerva (Columbia's grandmother) sat on the front porch watching the Disneyland fireworks as Columbia was talking to Magenta on one of the monitors in her very pink and outdated room when Minerva turned to Ricky and nonchalantly said, "You know Columbia is pregnant right?"
"What!" Ricky said jumping out of the lawn chair he was sitting in, just to be blocked out from a loud boom as another firework went off, and Columbia joined them.
"I just got off the monitor with Magenta." She said with a smile as she began oo-ing and ah-ing at the spectacular firework show.
"You're pregnant?" Ricky asked, still shocked that her grandmother had known before him.
"How'd ya know?" Columbia replied just as shocked.
"I told him while you were on the teleph... I mean monitor." Minerva casually replied.
"Okaay... But how did you know grandma?"
"Eh, grandmother's intuition I guess." she answered distracted by a particularly large firework.
"Well then, Columbia we better get back to Transsexual then. I need to talk to Riff Raff about some things." Ricky said, overcoming his shock.
"Okie Dokie! If we pack up the house tonight we could probably get back some time tomorrow." Columbia replied happily.
"Pack the house?"
"Yeah! We can't leave Grandma Minerva here all alone again!" Columbia said from behind her grandmother. One thing was sure, Ricky found out who Columbia learn her puppy dog face from.
"Fine, fine. Columbia, you go call Magenta back, and I'll start packing."
"Yay! Girls over nine thousand, boy none!" Columbia said happy that she had won yet again, as she walked back upstairs to her old bedroom.
"!" Magenta could be heard calling through the door as Columbia walked up the stairs.
"Finally! Columbia! Good news!" Magenta said as she walked through the door.
"Oh yeah, what?"
"So Riff heard us talking and figured out I was pregnant, and he has already made specialized vitamins for both of us, because of the special genetic mixtures both are babies will have."
"Oh great! Ricky, Grandma Minerva, and I are pack up, and should be home in time for dinner tomorrow."
"Okay, I'll finish preparing the guest room. Is she bring Mickey?" Magenta replied- who unlike Ricky knew she would be joining them eventually.
"I doubt she'd leave the old cat behind. Yay kitty!" Columbia said with a sequel realizing the added pet to their growing family.
"Well I going to go bug... I mean check up on Riff. See you Columbia!" Magenta said with a wave.
"See ya Mags." Columbia said. She then quickly began to disassemble the monitor and gather some of her old childhood belonging that were left when she ran away from her divorcing parents and otherwise boring life.