Dlbn: Hey everyone, look who's back! (Waits for applause that doesn't come) Heh-heh, yeah I figured that. ^^ Anyway, I know it's been a little shorter between updates than usual, but I'm trying to make up for lost time.
Nbld: She's right! We've been lazy about the whole "getting internet" thing, but that's no excuse now.
Dlbn: So without further adieu and/or rambling from the two of us, we bring you the next chapter of Loveless Love Songs: Fighter's Story by Agatsuma Soubi/Scary Story by Will Smith.
Nbld: Thank you to Promocat for voting. Since this song was listed first, this is the one we're going to go with for now. Thanks for reviewing!
Disclaimer: We own nothing but the parody. Agatsuma Soubi, Loveless, and all related characters/themes belong to Yun Kouga. The song belongs to Will "Fresh Prince" Smith. I make no money off of this and own nothing. I don't even own the CD…
Once upon a time
There was a kid
Who's parents were killed
In an accident
It was like he was born
In tragedy
Then a fair haired man
Came to pick him up cause
He once worked with his mom
Said he wanted his
Mom and his dad
But the man said that
They were dead and he was dumb
Their first impressions were bad
But things only got worse with them
The man trained him as
A fighter like his mom was
He was replacement
For his mom who never returned
The man's feelings for her
The training was brutal and
He always got whipped by
The man who took him
"Say the words"
He said
"What you mean?"
He said
"Don't be dumb"
He said
"What you mean?"
He said
Damn it
One day the boy was called into
The principal's office and
Was taken to his room
He shut up cause
His sensei was talking
The man tricked
The boy into having sex with him
He lost his ears
Nagisa noticed and
Yelled at him
This is just a story
About a young man
Who was raised by a pervert
This is a real Fighter's story
He went from kid to earless
It's got wordspell
It's a tragic story
This is just a story
About a young man
Being raised by a pervert
A real Fighter's story
He went from kid to earless
It's got wordspell
It's a tragic story
Years went on and Sensei
Made the boy believe
He would receive
Sensei's real name cause
He wasn't using his senses
No he wasn't
Sensei called him into his office
And told him about Seimei
Said he'd be his fighter
The boy got into an argument
With Sensei over what
He had been tricked into believing
But he went with Seimei anyway
And Seimei said
He'd give Soubi his name in his neck
Asked if he wanted pain or
If he wanted pleasure
Soubi chose the pain and
Seimei took a knife
And carved Beloved into his neck
Soubi started college and
Became friends with Kio
Who didn't like the way
Seimei treated him
But then one day Seimei
Said he would die
Be killed be Septimal Moon
And at that time he'd
Belong to his brother
Seimei did end up getting murdered
Soubi went to find his brother
At the school he just started
Fell in love
Had their first kiss that day
Ritsuka was a bit
Nervous about the
Whole thing but over
Time he accepted the way things were meant to be
But then one day
Soubi met a fighter named Nisei who called
Up Seimei and let Soubi hear his voice
It changed everything forever
This is just a story
About a young man
Being raised by a pervert
A real Fighter's story
He went from kid to earless
It's got wordspell
It's a tragic story
This is just a story
About a young man
Being raised by a pervert
A real Fighter's story
He went from kid to earless
It's got wordspell
It's a tragic story
Dlbn: Well, there you have it, folks: Fighter's Story by Agatsuma Soubi/Scary Story by Will Smith.
Nbld: Thanks once again to Promocat for reviewing/voting!
Dlbn: Here is the voting list for the next chapter!
Backstabber by Agatsuma Soubi (Age 17)/Backstabber by Kesha
Mind Games by Agatsuma Soubi (Age 17)/Love Game by Lady Gaga
One of Us by Septimal Moon/One of Us from The Lion King II: Simba's Pride
Disgusting by Agatsuma Soubi/Disgusting by Miranda Cosgrove
Friend or Foe by Aoyagi Ritsuka/Friend or Foe by Tatu
You Make Me Sick by Agatsuma Soubi/You Make Me Sick by Pink