Dlbn: Hey there anyone and everyone who's still reading! I just wanted to wish everyone a happy holiday and a fantastic new years. Here's a Christmas-themed song parody for everyone.
Disclaimer: I own the parody. "Christmas At Ground Zero" belongs to Weird Al, and Loveless belongs to Yun Kouga. I earn NO money off of this work.
Christmas at Ground Zero by Weird Al/Christmas with All My Friends by Ritsuka Aoyagi
It's Christmas with all my friends
Things are so crazy
The Zeroes are planting some bombs
In the kitchen and trip wires in doorways
It's Christmas with all my friends
The party's just started
The radio is blaring some
Cheesy Christmas music
Yuiko and Yayoi came over
And they seem scared by
All my other friends
She got hit on by the Zeroes
And he chased her
With some green mistletoe
It's Christmas with all my friends
We're in Soubi's apartment
He keeps trying to kiss me
I think he is drunk off of the eggnog
You may hear some strange sounds
Coming from inside
But that's just us having some fun
But if we get too loud then someone might
Call the cops and that
That's not good for us
It's Christmas with all my friends
I hope we all get out of this place alive
Things are getting kind of wild
But I wouldn't have it other ways
It's Christmas with all my friends
I got a message from
Ritsu and the others at the academy
I hate this mistletoe
It's Christmas with all my friends
Mom doesn't notice I'm gone
And my Sensei came
Cause I asked her to
For a crazy holiday
It's times like this
That I love my life
The way that it has become