Chapter 4: Rockin Hurricains
It might seem like a stupid idea to try and strip highly electrical wires with my teeth but i didnt plan on bringing a pair of wire strippers with me, and i was ubber pissed because i didnt bring my lucky knife. Plus the car didnt even have a circuit manual in it so i was sitting there biting random ass wires like my best zombie friends, i was just looking for hopeful wires to twist together. The battery wire is almost always red to i already got that in my left hand holding the stripped end in my shirt trying not to shock the hell out of myself. I got the end of a bluish green wire good enough to connect with the battery wire, i bring my left hand out of my shirt and brought the other wire closer to it. When they touched the dashboard lights all came on, success right? No, because the engine didnt start, but the dam radio did.
Who ever was in the car last was blasting some Aerosmith before they left and decided to take the keys, bastard. Now dont get me wrong, i love the song "Rock You Like A Hurricane" as much as the next classic rock fan, but not while im trying to be in super quiet mode. Instead of turning it off i just turned it all the way down because i was in such a rush to make sure no Z's come to Ademis and I, and because i couldnt find the off button. I suck i know.
"You about done in there man." Ademis called from the top of the car. When did he get up there?
"Almost, why? You dont have anywhere to be at the moment."
"O no reason, i just think those zombies over there like Aerosmith." Ademis whimpered. All i had to do was look up to see the three zombies limping to us, why do zombies always gotta limp? Well, the one in the middle has an excuse because he has no foot. Im just pissed off at the other two for being copycats. I knew there would be a major catch to this.
"Yeah uh, if you wouldnt mind picking up the pace i would be very grateful." he continued as he jumped off the roof and looked at me.
"Alright dam im hurrying, you cant rush perfection." I called back. What wire do i try next? I knew for a fact i need the red one so maybe ill try the white one, might as well.
"Hurry up man, im not trying to get eatin alive today they are like halfway to us already."
"You dont have to remind me Ademis, its not exactly helping the situation," I snapped back, "I could kill myself with these wires man!"
Shit, the white and red didnt work out so well, nothing even turned on, at least can say i tried right? How about the fat black one...oh, its labeled "Engine," wow.
"Ademis get in bro!" I cried looking up after i had started the car.
"Dude im right here." He whispered in my ear scaring the dogshit out of me...again. How did, when the hell did he even get in the passenger seat? I dint even hear him get in the car. I must have been in the zone.
"Would you like to do the honors?" I asked Ademis as i tilted my head toward the gear shift.
"It would be my pleasure Mizieki." He replied smiling. He threw it into drive and i slammed my foot down on the gas. Then we burned some rubber until the tires found purchase and we shot forward.
I swear those zombies were more retarded than all the rest. As soon as i started the car they seemed to speed up, which might be the reason why Ademis got in the car all ninja like.
We had only hit 40mph before we launched the first zombie into the air. We hit his legs, and the force of that caused his face to slam into the hood of the car busting his head wide open, strong hood huh. He didnt leave without doing some damage though, he managed to crack the windshield on the way over.
The 2nd one just kinda bounced off the front bumper because he was so short, i pushed the gas pedal down harder running his ass over.
The 3rd one was completely just out of it. She fell out of the way, or attempted to dodge but not before i ran over her ankle. I guess zombies cant walk in heels hahaha.
"Stop the car," Ademis commanded, "I wanna finish the girl off." So i pulled the emergency brake and the car screeched to a halt. Ademis hopped out of the car with his new metal bat within his hands. I decided to go against my morals and step out of the car just to see a home run real quick.
"Remember hit her in the head!" I yelled. She started to get up on all fours when Ademis got to her, she didnt even have a chance. He lifted the bat in the air above his head and brought it down like the hammer of god so hard all her zombie shopping friends died again too. Her neck snapped in half before she even hit the ground dead, or deader i should say.
"YOU JUST GOT PAZOWNED BITCH!" Ademis screamed.