Bloopers
Part 3 and one half
"UGH… let's go over this slowly. You're supposed to kiss him!" I snap impatiently completely missing the point of the first part of my sentence and getting directly to the heart of the matter rather bluntly.
"I'm trying. Stop staring at me with those starry eyes and maybe I'll do it correctly," Nami growls a large blush forming on her cheeks. I roll my eyes at her antics before leaning back in my chair. I take a deep breath and wait for her to collect herself again.
"WITH PASSION THIS TIME! ACTION!"
Hi everyone! Before you guys get confused it is me, your friendly neighborhood author Oceanwind! I know what you're thinking… what the hell right? Maybe not… but I would be thinking that. Don't worry this isn't a self-insert at all. I'm just toying with my directing skills and giving you guys a peak at a few behind the scenes stuff. You don't understand? Let me explain this as painlessly as possible? Hopefully?
Okay, I might be pretty damn weird. I have a mild case of A.D.D (I know a lot of people claim to have this but honestly guys, I am cursed with it) and my brain functions at a slightly different level. Like I can connect all the strings but it either takes me awhile because my brain likes to pit stop or I jump to a wrong conclusion and just blurt out a scientific answer OMEGA'S ARE GOOD FOR YOUR SKIN and HAIR! like that… although that wasn't very science-likey.
Back to my point that I was trying to make (can you guys see the A.D.D now?). While writing a story I general act out scenes in my head. It plays like a movie. I stare at the computer scene, while my fingers type out every thought and jumbled phrase passing through my mind. I check my work so many times that it is ridiculous but it is to check for all the errors and try to slow down on a level that can be followed by other people. Looking back at my first works on this site compared to now is simply amazing for me. I don't know how any of you followed my thoughts back then XD.
"HELLLOOOO. Ocean-chan?" Nami bites waving a hand dangerously close to my face.
"Er right."
I'm supposed to be explaining this scene right? Well it's a direct cut from inside my mind. The way I play with the characters and yell at them to ACT NATURALLY before writing out a scene. I don't like them seeming all choppy and fake. So sometimes I gave them some coaching, you know, like directors do. Just a gentle push in the right direction to bring out their amazing acting skills or maybe set the scene with a beautiful description of the background or their current situation. No matter what I'm always in the one piece world, using that art a steady background without really describing it.
"You're supposed to hold her like this, idiot," I snapped slapping Zoro's hands and pushing Nami closer to his chest. Fed up with the two of them I paused their pathetic acting attempts with a frustrated growl and stood menacingly over them (or as menacingly as I can get…). He gives me a death glare, but somehow I've become rather immune to them. I don't think he minds my toying with his character when he gets to feel up the gorgeous red head and kiss her as much I deem fit. I kind of like having that type of—
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"ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THEM WE ARE READING THIS OVER YOUR SHOULDER!" Nami screeches in my ear leaning over me to slam the computer down after banging my head roughly against my desk.
"I was getting to that," I huffed defensively.
Right, these guys yell at me if I do a horrible job and give them complete injustice to their character. Still I find it hard to thrust these two into a romance. I might try my hand at it one day, but for now these two will remain my little to—
"I wouldn't finish that thought, author," Zoro growls darkly causing me to jump in my seat slightly as he glares at the scene over my shoulder.
Erm… right. Anyways… did I say I was immune to Zoro's death glares? I think I should retract that statement.
"Take it from the top you two," I lazily wave them back towards their chairs and pull the scripts from their hands. "And please with passion!"
Zoro grabs Nami's hands and pulls her to his chest. They are out on the deck, the rain starts sprinkling dramatically around them. I lean on the edge of my seat mouthing the words I had memorized just moments before.
"I don't care what this crazed author says or makes me do. I love you," Zoro barks roughly before slamming his lips unto Nami's. Her eyes pop open wide before she relaxes into the kiss and returns the swordsman feverish kiss.
"CUT!"
Zoro stumbles and he and Nami fall to the ground. Nami landing gracefully on his muscular chest as his hands circle protectively around her. As cute as the two of them getting tangled is to me I storm over to them.
"What the hell was that? That wasn't in the script!"
"Ah, screw you," Zoro hisses and waves me off, catching Nami's lips again before the navigator can do anything otherwise.
"Um.. guys?"
Nothing but intense making out as the two switch positions with Zoro on top and aggressively deepening the kiss…
"GUYS! OUR READERS?! They wanted an update!"
…
"WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN! THEY CAN'T SEE THIS!"
I finally just give up and leave them, aware that both are horribly out of character and just giving into their passion right there on Sunny's deck.
Well there you have it everyone. A dangerous peak inside the madness of my mind during a romantic-ish (let me stress the ish) scene was just given to fanfiction reader's everywhere. Which is what earned this little shot on the Bloopers reel. Bye for now~
A/N: ... I'm very aware that this is just weird XD.