A orange space Bridge opened above a Pyramid, sending the dirt swirling into circles and people to be displaced into their camping sites. The view goes into the space bridge hovering in the sky and inside this swirling transportation is two falling stasis pods being small to extremely big/wide.
"Run!" Several humans cried out as they fled.
The two pods crashed through the pyramids walls in different directions which made the holes seem to resemble claw marks belonging to a cougar. The view goes into hole. Where we see the old ruined walls shaking and trembling small specks of sand down to the floor.
The smaller stasis pod opens with light gray smoke floating outwards as the outline of a German Tank combined with a jet emerged out the object. He appeared to have the colors of a French Legionnaire uniform.
"Urgh." The mech said, shaking his head. "What juzt happened?" He looks in all directions as his aqua blue optics blinked. His face became the random personality. "...OOooh, I landed in the Pyramid!" He announced wobbling his way down the hallway with a crouched position.
He is able to read the drawings on the wall beside him.
"The Cybertronianz will return?" He recited from the wall. Blitzwing's optics blinked. "Odd.'
He picked up Lugnut's signature from the floors below him. His personality changed to hothead.
"He went underground without telling me about the artifactz value!" The Hothead declared. Then he transformed into his tank mode. "Underground. here comez Blitzwing!"
The tank drove onwards through the bumpy and aged floor being a beach sand pigment that were sent to the sides of the rooms as the wheels went across. The wall is shown quickly passing by the shooter cannon object pointing straight forward.
Carraaccccck
"Uh oh." Blitzwing said, hearing the floor beneath him begin to give away.
The Tank went through several floors and his wheels became stuck with floor chunks that managed to get into the area where he shot cannons through,the kind of weapon used to attach his enemies or test his aim at dummies.
In an another story of Shattered Glass, Blitzwing would have been French Legionnaire in personality instead of the same one in the opposite universe as fans often prefer his TFA personality since it perfectly can match a term of a good guy.
Finally,The German tank lands on the last floor.
"Owch." The German whined, then transformed into his robot mode. "Better get thoze bothering chunkz off my wheelz."
Blitzwing shakes him and sends several chunks of hardened sand at all directions which made some indents to the sides and opened various doors because a few of the hidden devices to open them were struck.
The three personality Decepticon blinked his optics.
Then Hot-heads personality randomly came.
"Hidden roomz? Hah, I can find my way eazily!" The Hot head personality declared.
The Hot-Head ran through both doors by going in between the solid wall area,thus, he left a big gap opening for other humans to explore. The room is dark and quite spooky by the spiderwebs drooping over like a drape of fine fabric.
"Too dark!" The Hot-head announced, switching into his random face.
"Random zhooooting time!" The Random Blitzwing blurted out as he shoot blasts all around the room.
Some of the blasts landed on old antiques and ancient mummy cases that were shown off by a shine of light from the blasts. The Black,small,parasites from 'The Mummy' riddled out of the room along with a few snakes and spiders.
The last few shots landed on four torches and created a fire,lighting the room.
"OH COOL! JUZT LIKE A JONEZ MOVIE!" Random refers to a saga of movies about a single person getting artifacts from the bad intentioned ones and putting them where they belong. His moving feet made a trample similar to a Earthquake which made the side of the Pyramid go forward on the outside.
Bones rattled off the mound-surfaces and landed on the lower surface. The Random Personality is replaced by the cold,perhaps, the main one out of all three.
"Lugnutz ztaziz pod iz probably among theze duzty coffinz." Blitzwing concluded. He walked over to the Coffin at the left side of the room and wiped the dust off it. It was a mummy coffin. "Ztaziz podz are a bit more bigger and larger."
Blitzwing began measuring each coffin in length and size using a measuring tape that he had obtained at a construction site months ago. "Nah. It'z not broad or gigantic." Blitzwing said, shaking his helmet.
A rotton skull landed on a big coffin like object smearing the dust off as it flew off towards the ground floor. A white plastic glass is vividly seen out of the smear and cloudy as if there is a Transformer inside.
"Found him!" Blitzwing said aloud,wiping off the dust on the stasis pod. He saw a part of Lugnuts big shoulder.
The German mech opened the stasis pod.
"Lugnut, we are in a Pryamid!" Bltzwing said after his random personality kicked in.
Lugnut bolted up and sent Blitzwing falling to the floor. The mech rubbed his helmet as the gigantic Decepticon wobbled out the pod.
"Are we really there?" He repeated. "I never,ever, been to Africa-I mean Egypt! I only have seen paintings done by Noah Do Na on the Internet about this place. Speaking of which. How did we get coordinated here by random?"
Blitzwing cackled.
"Of courze." The Decepticon said. "I zet the deztination prior to all thiz eventz juzt in caze that we needed one of uz to tell Auto zomething or come for her."
But something was a little bit wrong about this statement. They were not in Detroit. They are at Egypt.
"Then why are we at a tomb?" Lugnut asked, scratching his helmet. "I can make something out of all this pieces of art into something...Hm...Whats the word for this?" Lugnut is scratching his helmet.
"Good queztion."
From Outside of the Pryamid...
There is a green and black Autobot who bore a striking resemblance to Scattershot Generation 1 beside a purple and blue stegosaurus Dinobot named Hacksaw. Scattershot's wired computer power is running active as his back is incorectly (Infamously) shown made wrong again.
"The Cons have just arrived." Hacksaw said,after witnessing the pryamid move. "I mean re-awakened."
"We've been following their pods for at least...Two earth months." Scattershot reckoned,glancing to Hacksaw's direction. He grid his teeth."We were ALMOST able to catch the pods when you sent us into oblivion!"
Hacksaw sighs.
"We were losing gas." He made a excuse as he demonstrated his spinning saw blade made up of stego scales. "So I had to take us to the nearest gas station which happened to be Jupiter."
Scattershot's optics daggered at the dinobot for a brief moment, then he sighed.
"Lets offline both those Decepticons." Scattershot said; He transforms into a big, green and black space cruiser with a gi-normous cannon, and has a secondary stationary-cannon mode. "So they won't be able to regroup with the ticking time bomb."
Hacksaw nods,then transforms into his Dinosaur mode.
Scene change back to...
"Lugnut, you're dragging a trail of hard dirt uzing your legz." Bltzwing said, while his optics blinked at the very scene.
Lugnut halted at the corner of the hall. He paused,He thought, and he contemplated for a few seconds.
"It's...too dreary." Lugnut admitted,gazing to the floor after he took a long breath. "I missed the humans, the art,and it's rich friendly like atmosphere that does not have half the planet destroyed unlike Cybertron."
Blitzwing processed the information.
"Zo you are taking advantage of it?" He asked, continuing to follow his friend through the narrowing hallway.
"Of course." Lugnut said, with a huge smile on his faceplate.
Lugnut could tell his shorter buddy got a idea right on the spot. Because his face changed into random and most of the time his Random side had the most laugh than the other two personalities.
Blitzwings lasers shot ice at the floor.
"Make it a elegant slide!" Lugnut said, emphasizing it's appearance and beauty within a high dictionary word.
Random grinned.
"I CAN DO THAT"! He said, transforming into his jet mode and went swirling around the entire area shooting ice at all directions. "Woho! Thiz iz fun!" He cried out as he went wobbly and dobbly up and about.
Blitzwing accidentally made a water fountain out of his ice.
Woooooooooooooooosssssssssss sssssh
"Yehaw!" Blitzwing screamed as he swirled into swirls of ice that seemed to be embarking a startling resemblance to a water slide.
Lugnut's optics became extremely wide as he saw Blitzwing headed his way.
"I wonder why Onslaught participated in his split personalities!" Lugnut asked himself as he ran into a bigger hallway with a much higher ceiling. He really did wonder why the mech with a laboratory coat structure did such a thing. Oftenly, Lugnut never quite found the answer to this question.
Just this situation met him at the faceplate.
"Wattcccchh ooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttt!" Blitzwing warned him,while shooting ice at every direction somehow making marvelous sculptures. "Get ooouuuttt offff mmmmyyy waaaaay!"
And Blitzwing is seemingly not in control of his laser blasts.
Lugnut saw a dead end that was shortly to the left-hand direction. Oh. That will be a great stopper! He thought with a wide smile on his faceplate. He gets right in Blitzwings path while holding both his arms outwards towards the upcoming jet.
"Here goes nothing!" Lugnut said, reaching both his servos out towards Blitzwing's direction.
"AHHHHH!"
Lugnut caught the edge of the tail and redirected Blitzwing to the dead end which sent him spinning into the wall.
"Thankz!" Blitzwing yelled back.
Lugnut fell over laughing which made a short earthquake.
A little while later...
Blitzwing is picking at two capsule like objects in the palm of his fingers, because they were two's stasis pods but shrinked into the size of a human child approximately at the age of nine or somewhere around there.
"How come nobodyz told me about the miniature button?" The Cold Personality Blitzwing asked.
"Because nobody has EVER used it." Came Lugnut's reply.
True. Nobody has used it for the sole purpose that it was intended to do in the first place for Cybertronians, who complained about having to order a new one when they could not get their old pods out of a intangible location.
Maybe because the button is just too small.
"Nobody?"
Lugnut nodded.
"I am sure, you can even surf the wide web and see for it's activation by different pods." Lugnut went on as they both exited the gigantic ancient constructed building formed out of sand and lifted by many other people.
While walking out, Hacksaw and Scattershot landed in the duo's way.
"Hello old friends, we meet again." Hacksaw acknowledged the two Decepticons who they had met many years ago before they had found the allspark...or the Autobots found the Allspark? It gets confusing once you try to follow the knots.
Blitzwing became hot head.
"I AIN'T YOUR FRIEND!" Blitzwing shouted, blasting shards of Ice at the Autobots. He sent Hacksaw tumbling into the desert sand.
Scattershot's servos extended into wires and wrapped themselves around Blitzwings , the German transformed which lead him to the Autobot across the floor then to the sky by his loose servo.
"I am scared of hieghts!"
"Let go of me,if, you are."
Lugnut's weapon became activated as Hacksaw's stego Scaled saw blade is running while headed his direction. "You are about to get sliced like a dice!" Lugnut shouted at him,slamming the weapon on the sand.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Hacksaw is sprawled inside a large crater with loads of bruises all over his body, his digits are shaking visibly in pain and his helmet is directed to the right a a few groans are escaping from his weak lips.
"Ugh..." He sputtered. "S..s0o...So...so lame."
Hacksaw became unconscious.
"Autobots are...not up to date." Lugnut remarks,as all four optics gazed to the sky.
Blitzwing is moving in several directions in a manner that would be almost like teasing a Autobot about his/her fear of heights. This scene is starting to become one from the generation one cartoon with the 'uncle' joke on a different Cybertronian on another faction.
"Zay uncle!" Blitzwing demanded as he went lopsy dopsy into crazy demostrations.
"Neevvaar!" Scattershot cried, being very defiant when he wanted to be lowered to the ground.
Blitzwing spins rapidly in a circle like a elegant ballerina being in the shape of a fighter jet. He kept spinning by his side as he free falls from the atmosphere.
"Zay it!"
"Uncle Uncle Uncle!"
Blitzwing's digits retracted similar to a box of lego's returning into their container one by one until nothing was there except for five empty square parts aligned to the knuckle area that makes it closely like fingerless gloves.
Scattershot screamed as he fell into the crater over Hacksaw.
"Ha, didn't know Autobotz had Unclez." Blitzwing jokinginly said, floating in the air still in his flight mode. "Zometimez they can be pretty ztupid when it comez to fighting uz."
"Lets go home,Blitz." Lugnut says via Comnlink, then he transformed into his big flight vehicle and begins lifting off.
"Yay!" The German mech said, spinning ahead Lugnut and becomes completely camouflaged. "The Boyz are back in buzinezz!"
Humans come arround to the big crater shortly after The Good Decepticons had departed from the scene. A Mine vehicle drove up to the scene a few minutes after the event had occurred with spots of dirt easily seen.
The mine vehicle transforms into Major Wedge, who tossed the humans aside from the scene very hard without a single care.
"Boy, you got beaten by Decepticons!" The mech said, with a laugh.
Note:
The Stego Chain saw blade thing and Scattershot's computer power was confirmed to be theirs if they had appeared in TFA by Derrick Wyatt. The description part of Blitzwing having a French Legionnaire personality in Shattered Glass is TRUE, confirmed by DJW on Formsprring.
