I do NOT own Kim Possible

Kim and Shego? Really? KiGo? No Way! Or Motor Ed Arrives.

Ron sat at the school cafeteria with Kim and Mark sitting across from him. The usual arrangement. All three were busy eating the lunch Ron had prepared the night before. A simple salad with some fried chicken. It wasn't fancy but it filled the stomach. The topic of the day was the future.

"Have you decided what colleges you're going to apply for?" Kim asked Ron.

"Not yet. There's still plenty of time." In truth he really didn't know. Once he had been certain a culinary institution was what lay in his future. Now something that dealed with technology also had appeal. It was a hard choice for him to make.

"Don't put it off too long Ron." Kim warned.

"It's not as though any school won't jump at the chance to have him." Mark pointed out.

"True." Kim agreed. Ron's grades so far this year were second only to Justin's. She recalled how once she'd had to nag at him to study enough to keep his grades at a decent level. He had certainly changed. She looked at the wristlet he wore. He had changed a lot.

"How about you KP?" Ron asked.

"I haven't decided yet, either." She admitted. "I know joining Global Justice was what I once dreamed of but for some reason that just doesn't seem important anymore. I would have needed some technology courses for that. Now..." She shrugged.

"Your plans still the same." Ron asked Mark.

"Yeah. My own Dojo. I don't need any more courses for that."

Ron nodded. Mark had his future planned and was prepared.

Ron looked at Kim out of the corner of his eyes. She was busy chewing her lower lip, deep in thought. He decided to tweak her a bit. "Guess I could always go into the villain business." He said.

"Ron. That's not funny." Kim knew he was joking.

"But Zorpox was pretty good at it." He pointed out.

"You're not Zorpox." Kim countered.

"Look at Drakken, if he can make it in the business I'm sure I could." Ron argued.

"Why would you?" Kim asked.

"The pay is good. Just rob a bank." Ron argued.

"But..."

"Can set your own hours."

"But..."

"And just think of Drakken. He has Shego by his side. What guy wouldn't want that?"

Kim's eyes went wide at that one. "Ron." She screamed.

"Just pointing out the facts KP."

"Well don't use that mutant in them. What guy would want her by their side?" She turned to Mark. "Would you want her by your side?" She demanded.

"I'm quite happy with you Kim." Mark answered.

"See." Kim retorted to Ron. Then she paused as she realized Mark hadn't really answered her question. She looked at him.

Mark stared daggers across the table at Ron.

Ron shrugged and mouthed the word, 'Sorry.'

Kim was still looking at Mark. Ron figured he needed to play the distraction again.

"I wonder who's smarter. Drakken or Mr. Dr. P?" He said, half to himself, just loud enough to get Kim's attention.

Kim turned on him. "Drakken's an idiot!" She stated.

"Idiots don't develop things like synthodrones KP. Those are pretty much on the same level as cybertronic technology. Drakken isn't an idiot, he's just forgetful. He rushes things and forgets the details."

"My father's develops rockets." Kim pointed out. Eyes blazing.

Ron shrugged. "Drakken developed fusion powered hovercrafts."

"But..."

"And developed cloaking devices that could fit on them."

"But..."

"And cloning devices."

"But..."

"Relax KP. I'm just joking with you." He smiled at her. "So if not Global Justice then any idea at all on what you want to do?"

Kim pouted. Mark sat back in relief.

"There are so many possibilities. So many I think I would like. I'm stumped." She admitted.

Ron wasn't surprised. The Kim he knew could never sit still. She had to juggle a dozen different things at the same time. Of course she was usually smart enough to handle doing just that.

The wall of the cafeteria vanished. A large man with blonde hair and a mullet drove in on a three wheeled vehicle that was about ten feet tall. It had a laser cannon mounted on each side.

"Red." Motor Ed screamed. "I know you've been missing around with my woman behind my back. Seriously! That is wrong."

Ron looked at Kim. "Anything you want to tell Mark about?" He asked.

Kim's eyes were wide."I never..." Her voice trailed off.

"Who was it?" Ron asked Kim.

"Shego. My main babe." Motor Ed answered for Kim.

"Well... That's unexpected." Ron admitted.

Kim exploded. "I wouldn't be seen dead with that green faced mutant." She screamed. She launched herself at Ed but was forced to jump back as the laser cannons began to fire at her. Thankfully the rest of the students had had sense enough to evacuate the cafeteria as soon as the wall exploded. Kim jumped around, avoiding the cannons.

Ron looked at Motor Ed who was entirely focused on firing the lasers at Kim. He picked up a piece of Mystery Meat from an adjacent table and flung it in the face of the mayhem focused man.

Motor Ed gagged. He looked at what had hit him. "Seriously Dude. What is this? It's gross."

Kim flipped up beside the distracted mechanical genius and kicked him out of his seat. He landed on the floor hard. Kim jumped down and kicked him again.

"Seriously Red. Take it easy." Motor Ed gasped. Kim wasn't holding back.

Kim kicked him some more. The thought of her and that ... She shuddered and kicked the downed man again. And then again.

"Whoa Kim. Stop. You don't want to hurt him." Ron grabbed Kim and pulled her away from the downed villain. Mark had her hold by the other arm and was pulling her back too.

"But he said I and she.. that we..." Kim shuddered.

"We will never find out why he thinks that if you kill him Kim." Ron looked at Motor Ed. "Speak."

"Seriously dude. You know it's wrong."

Ron sighed. "Just why do you think Kim and Shego are making out?" He heard a growl come from Kim.

"They're together each night. Six to eleven. Seriously dude."

Ron considered the situation. His and Kim's house were only a few hundred meters apart. Since he, the Buffoon, was beneath the attention of villains Motor Ed obviously thought Shego was parking her hovercraft in a safe place and heading over to Kim's place. He sighed.

"There's no way that could be happening." Ron explained. "Kim is with Mark most nights. Besides, she has twin brothers who keep track of her every location."

"Seriously dude?"

"Seriously." Ron answered him.

Suddenly Motor Ed kicked out. His feet caught Kim and she went flying. He pulled out a device and dropped it, sending Mark and Ron running for cover. Running he gained the seat of his ride and took off. "Sorry Red. My mistake." He called out as the vehicle vanished.

The device exploded a second later. Everyone had taken cover and emerged unscathed.

Kim spent the rest of the school day cursing Shego and Motor Ed.

Ron sat back on the grass thinking. Motor Ed had claimed that Kim and Shego were together every night from six to eleven. Thankfully he hadn't said where he thought they were together. Since Kim was rarely home no one would link his house to Shego. That was good. Still Motor Ed was tracking Shego somehow. Probably with a tracking device. It would have to be found. He knew their current relationship couldn't last forever. He did, however, want it to last as long as possible.

He thought back on the last month. That first kiss had been amazing. As brief as it had been it had taken his breath away. Things had changed since then. Now when they rested on the grass and gazed at the sky they sat closer together. Sometimes she would rest her head against him. Sometimes he would rest his against her. Their hands were often touching. And there was kissing. He had somehow fallen into a paradise that couldn't last. While it did he would enjoy every moment of it. He recalled the way she felt in his arms.

Shego had told him about the monkey gang and their fate. For some reason his nightmares were getting better. He doubted it was due to the way the gang was suffering. No, he thought it had more to do with Shego caring enough, being there. He was no longer alone.

He knew now what the matchbox did for Shego. She'd told him. Not that she needed it any more. She'd been captured by Global Justice. It had taken her three days to break out. During those three days, she'd told him, she hadn't had the nightmares she usually did. What she'd dreamt of was that building. Her flesh burning, pulling the tub. But in the dream she'd known there was an end to the dream. That she would reach the hovercraft. He could tell she found that preferable to the nightmares of old. For one thing she'd called it a dream, not a nightmare. That somehow it was cleansing. Not a nightmare at all.

Shego dropped the hovercraft to the ground and looked out at the Buffoon. She too recalled the past month.

The time she'd spent with the Buffoon. The touching. The holding. The kissing. Heaven.

She'd returned to Go Tower a few times. She hadn't spoken with Hego but had visited the Wegos. She'd seen how much they'd missed her and was touched. She'd found she still liked playing with them.

On one of those trips back to the Tower she found a letter had been delivered for her. On it was a single word. 'Why?' She'd talked that one over with the Buffoon. He'd guessed that the unknown was often more terrifying simply for being unknown. That it might help that girl if she knew why Shego had hurt her. Shego had gathered her courage and written back, explaining everything. A week later another letter had arrived for her. It contained a single flower, pressed and preserved. It had been white, the color for forgiveness. Shego had cried, thought she hadn't told the Buffoon that.

She stepped out of the hovercraft and sat down beside him. Food could wait for a little bit. His hand reached over to hers.

"Problem, Shego." Ron spoke.

"Oh?" Her heart went still. If Princess had found out she wondered what the Buffoon would do. She didn't think he would end the relationship that was developing between them but it would make things more difficult. For one thing Global Justice would know where to find her. And he would be in trouble for not reporting her.

"Motor Ed is tracking you."

"Oh. How do you know?"

Ron explained what had happened and added. "Only way he could know where you're at is if it's a tracking device."

"Yeah." Shego agreed. She pulled the Buffoon into the hovercraft. They should get out of the yard before Motor Ed showed up there.

Shego took out the black hair gel and the skin gel and tossed it to him. It was followed by contact lenses and a change of clothes. "If Motor Ed sees the Buffoon it's all over." She explained.

Ron put on his disguise. "How could he have managed to find you and get a tracking device on this thing though?"

"I'm wondering that myself." Shego admitted. "If I'm not in your yard I'm either on a job or tucked safely in a lair." She lit a fist. "But I know who can tell us the answers."

"So all we do is go somewhere and wait for him to show up?"

"Yeah. If he can track me then he will show up."

"He's been tracking you for a while now and he hasn't shown up." Ron pointed out.

Shego sighed. "Who knows how he thinks. But if he made a move on Kimmie earlier today I'm thinking he'll make a move on me tonight."

"So where are we going to wait?"

"An open place. Maybe the parking lot of a nearby mall. Or maybe a park. However fast his ride is I doubt it can fly at supersonic speeds. I don't want to wait forever." She sent the hovercraft heading to the Middleton Park area and set it to hover ten meters from the ground.

The two of them sat back to wait, hands touching.

Ron looked out at the landscape. The park was nice. A few walking trails twisted among the trees with a few streams ran through the area. They eventually emptied out into a lake. From the lake there flowed one river that eventually emptied into the ocean. It was he thought a nice make-out spot. He turned towards Shego and ran his hand through her hair. Soon they were completely unaware of what was going on below.

"Shego my babe. I know you're here. Show yourself. Seriously." The voice boomed out, loud even in the hovercraft.

Ron and Shego immediately parted and looked down. There was Motor Ed, approaching on his three wheeled vehicle. He was using a bullhorn that was connected to very huge speakers.

"Seriously Shego. I know you're here. Why won't you answer?"

Shego sighed and rubbed her forehead. That motor-crazed lunatic was going to pay. She dropped the hovercraft lower and stepped out. She tossed plasma at the oversized vehicle he was on.

"Seriously babe. Don't hurt the Roadster. Let go for a ride together babe."

"Shego? Motor Ed?" Came a familiar voice from behind her.

Shego whirled around. Princess? What was she doing here? She looked at the smeared lipstick and thought, Probably the same thing the Buffoon and I were doing just a few seconds ago. She noticed the bench the two must have been on. Probably arrived when the Buffoon and I were distracted, she realized. Princess' boy toy was a few steps behind her.

Kim crouched down in a fighting stance. Shego immediately followed suit.

Motor Ed finally reached them, his Roadster crushing small trees beneath it. He looked at the two of them. "I knew it." He screamed. "Seriously Red. Why are you trying to steal my woman from me? That is so wrong."

"Are you crazy?" Kim screamed. "She's my enemy."

"You lunatic." Shego screamed. She threw plasma at Motor Ed who ducked.

"Seriously. Don't try to lie. You're both here and you both got smeared lipstick. Seriously Red. Stealing a man's woman."

Kim looked at Shego and realized she did have smeared lipstick. Why would her lipstick be smeared, she wondered.

Shego looked at Kimmie. "Guess it's our misfortune to have picked the same make-out spot Princess."

Kim looked at the hovercraft. There was someone inside. She looked back at Shego. She looked back inside the hovercraft. Then she looked at Motor Ed. There are guys that find Shego attractive, she realized. Well, she'd always known the woman was attractive. But she was a villain for goodness sake. She wondered if the guy inside the hovercraft was anything like Motor Ed. He was a lunatic so maybe ... She leapt out of the way as Motor Ed turned his Roadster's lasers on her.

Shego watched the show for a bit. Princess trying to get close to Motor Ed only to be driven back by the laser. Princess seemed really pissed. Not that she could blame her. She was too. To think she would ... Shego shuddered. She would have watched the show longer but she knew the Buffoon was watching and he would refuse to let Princess get hurt.

Shego lit her fists and started to toss plasma at the vehicle. Motor Ed kept low where her plasma couldn't reach. She tried to run up and fire down point blank in his hiding hole but one of the lasers switched to her. Soon she too was dodging.

"See." Motor Ed cried out. "You're working together. Seriously! This is wrong. Come back to me Shego baby. I'm way better than Red."

Mark tried to run up the side of the vehicle and tackle Motor Ed. The lasers focused on him for a second and he was sent flying back.

"Mark." Kim screamed.

"I'm okay Kim." He retreated back as the laser focused on his again.

Kim ran for the Roadster again but the ground was suddenly covered in small devices that she recognized. She leapt to one side as they exploded. The defenses on that thing are pretty good, she realized.

Shego, flinging ball after ball of plasma at the over sized vehicle, was thinking the same thing. It seemed the lunatic had designed it with her plasma in mind. It was plasma resistant.

Ron watched the fight get out of hand. He figured Shego would soon go all out and end up burned. Plus there was the real possibility of someone getting hurt. He close the door and the vessel cloaked. He sent it hovering over the Roadster, opened the door, and jumped down, inside the cockpit. System full of strength and speed boosts he toss Motor Ed out of the Roadster so that he slid down its side to the ground. Then he leapt back into the hovercraft.

Motor Ed slid down the side of his new ride. He could see two woman below him waiting, murder in their eyes. He knew this was going to hurt. He was right.

Kim leapt forward and kicked him.

Shego lit her plasma and started throwing it.

"Seriously!": The cowed man cried out. "I'm sorry. I won't try to break you two apart again. Seriously."

This made the two women angrier.

Ron sighed. They were going to kill the guy. Then there were going to kill each other. At least that was the way he saw this turning out. He wondered just how good his disguise was. He landed the hovercraft and walked out. At least they won't recognize me by my voice, he thought. With all the practice at throwing his voice he knew how to alter it pretty good. Now if only the rest of the disguise holds up.

Kim looked up as the guy she knew Shego had been making out with walked out of the hovercraft. Dark hair with a tan. Blue colored eyes. Black pants with a green shirt. She noted every detail so she could have Wade find out who he was.

Ron walked over and looked down at Motor Ed. He was pretty bruised but otherwise looked okay. He would probably have a strong fear of woman for a while though, Ron thought. He noticed Kim looking at him and ignored her.

He knelt beside the battered villain. "How did you put the tracking device on Shego's hovercraft?" He asked.

Motor Ed stared back. He kept silent.

Ron felt Shego light her fists behind him.

"Seriously dude. It was fate." Ed replied. "I was going to hit a place for some parts and you know lady luck shined down on me. My babe was there. I saw her leave her ride and I just placed the device on it. Seriously dude."

Ron pointed at Kim and then at Mark. "What do you see?" He asked.

Motor Ed looked puzzled.

Ron sighed. "That guy has the same color lipstick smeared on his face as Red does." He pointed out.

"Seriously? So Red wasn't making out with my babe?"

"Look at my face and look at Shego's face." Ron ordered.

Motor Ed looked. His eyes went wide. Shego's lipstick was smeared on Ron's face. "Seriously dude. You were making out with my woman? That is so wrong."

Ron sighed. He had never thought he would ever get into a physical fight over a woman. But that was the only language Motor Ed knew. He stood up and beckoned for Motor Ed to get up.

"She's not your woman." Ron stated. "She decides who she wants to be with. If you got something against that then now's the chance for you to settle it." He waited.

Motor Ed looked at the little guy who stood in front of him. He couldn't be serious. He was half the size Motor Ed was. "Seriously dude. Stealing a man's woman is wrong." he charged.

Ron didn't waste any movement or time. He struck and Motor Ed went flying backwards. He landed on his back, looking surprised.

Slowly Motor Ed got to his feet. "Seriously dude." He charged again with the same result. He did that seven times before he gave up and remained down.

Ron looked at the Roadster and analyzed its construction until everything made sense. He ran up its side and reach in. He turned the power to the engine on full and then pulled out some wires. He slid back down and let the wires fall to the ground.

"I suggest everyone run." He calmly told the group on the ground. To him it looked like Kim and Shego were about to fight.

"Why?" Kim asked.

"What did you do?" Shego asked.

"Oh. Just set the energy flow to the engine to maximum and pulled out the control wires."

"What?" Motor Ed was back on his feet. He looked at the Roadster and the wires on the ground. "Oh my poor ride." He screamed and took off running.

Kim thought that wasn't a good sign. She grabbed Mark and they both started running.

Ron and Shego jumped in the hovercraft and lifted off.

Twenty seconds later Motor Ed's Roadster left a huge hole in the ground as it exploded.

They sat the hovercraft down twenty kilometers away. It took an hour to find the tracking device. Shego studied it. It must have been something Ed himself cooked up because Drakken had anti-tracking devices installed on the hovercraft. It would have detected anything used by Global Justice. She crushed it and then vaporized the remains. That tracking device had caused a lot of trouble.

"Guess that's that." Ron stated.

"Guess so. Wish I had fried him some more. Imagine me and Princess." Shego shuddered.

Ron laughed.

"Not funny Buffoon."

"Sure it was Shego."

Shego lit her fists. "Was not."

"Was too." He walked to her ignoring the plasma. "You know when you're angry or embarrassed you turn even greener. It's cute." He kissed her. "Really cute." He added. He kissed her some more.

An hour later they were back in his backyard. She went in and ate while he washed and changed clothes. Then they both sat back on the grass and watched the stars. She rested her head on his shoulder and was content. He too was content. The stars were beautiful.

End of Chapter.

A big jump from a first kiss but I don't think Shego, once she'd made up her mind, would be too hesitant. As for Ron, this is something he wants too. Remember this Ron is more confident and once Shego had shown interest he would have responded. It would have progressed pretty quickly from that point. They are still at the make-out point though. Not yet deep within a relationship.

Shego has closure on how she burned an innocent. Ron's nightmares are fading thanks to Shego.

As for Monkey Fist appearing. I have yet to decide what the next chapter will be about other than one point that brings their relationship closer. Monkey Fist might be in it.

Ron's Monkey Kung Fu powers in this story aren't all that great compared to the show. So far he has increased speed and strength. But not up to that of Kim or Shego. He is also a technological whiz at constructing devices. They will develop a bit further, but not too much further. Of course if he were to combine what he already has, increased speed/strength with technology he would be more than a match for either Kim or Shego. I could say more but it would give away a part of the story.