2. Why You Don't Win Against Princess Peach:
A/N: Peach may seem a bit OOC, but I meant for that. :P
Fourth place. Final lap. Peach turned a corner. A group of item boxes were just ahead. Smiling to herself, she drove into one.
"I hope it's something good," she said to herself, as she anxiously waited to find out what she got. It was...
A lightening cloud... Growling in frustration, she hits the brakes, allowing Luigi, just behind her, to ram into the back of her kart, and get the offending power-up.
"Mamma Mia!" Luigi cried, and quickly turned sharply into Yoshi's kart.
"YOSHI!" Yoshi makes good use of his red 'shrooms, and rams into Toad's kart. Toad passes on the cloud to Mario, who bumps into Luigi, who gets it again. By now it was move it, or lose it, and Luigi moved it. Slamming into the side for the first kart he saw, he drove away before he could get hit again, just has the cloud activated...
...Shrinking Princess Peach. Hitting her hand against the steering wheel, she accelerated her kart to make up for lost time. Fifth place now. Finally growing back to normal size, she seized another item box, and immediately fired her three red shells at Luigi. Payback! Back in fourth. No more item boxes; this last stretch was on skill alone. Zooming ahead if Mario and Yoshi, she crossed the finish line in second place, behind Toad.
"Better luck next time, Princess," Toad remarked sympathetically. Though, secretly, he was quite pleased with his victory. Peach growled.
"You and me. One on one," she said to Toad. Toad was about to protest, but she gave him a look, and he thought better of it
"Uh, s-sure thing, Princess," he stammered. The next race he had was probably the worst in his life; getting continually rammed by Peach's kart. Who knew the princess could be such a sore loser?