Why Bowser is Too Predictable:
A/N: A Drabble a day keeps the readers at bay! Anyway, you can probably guess what this one is about... By the way, I love the games, but I think Nintendo can think of a different storyline every once in a while.
Toad wandered aimlessly towards the Mario Brothers' house. He stopped just outside, bending to sniff a flower, before knocking on the door. Luigi opened it.
"Hello, Toad!" he said cheerfully.
"I've got something important to tell you," Toad began, as Mario joined his brother in the doorway. He cleared his throat, and spoke in a sarcasticly frightened voice, "Bowser's kidnapped Princess Peach again! You have to help us!"
"Oh, bother," Mario moaned. "I was just abut to watch my show." He sighed. "But I suppose we'll have to go save the princess. Come on, Luigi!" The shut the door, taking care to lock it, and wandered down the garden path.
They flattened goombas, kicked koopas, rode yoshis, and finally made it to Bowser's castle.
"How did you guys find me?!" Bowser exclaimed in surprise.
"Easy," Mario began carelessly, examining his fingernails. "You're getting predictable." And they jumped on the large koopa's head, and saved the Princess.
"It's about time you got here," Peach said. "I was getting soooo bored."
"I can understand that," Luigi said.
Two weeks later...
Toad came running up to the Mario Brothers' house, flailing his arms in a panic. In his hurry, he accidentally trampled the flower. He banged on the door with both fists until Mario answered.
"Yes?" Mario asked, raising an eyebrow at the little mushroom man's panic.
"We just got word from the Sarasaland Kingdom! Bowser's been there, and he's kidnapped Princess Daisy!"
"Oh, no!" the Brothers cried.
"You have to help us! Princess Peach is in a terrible panic!"
"Come on, Luigi!" Mario cried. "We have to save the princess!" And they left their house, without even shutting the door, in their hurry to save Daisy.