There's No Such Thing as Too Much Yoshi Spit:
A/N: Referring to New Super Mario Bros. Wii, and the Yoshi levels.
Mario hit '?' Block, and two Yoshi eggs popped out and hatched. On green, one yellow. Mario leapt onto the green one. Luigi took the remaining Yoshi.
"Let's-a go!" Mario cried.
"Okie dokie!" Luigi responded, and promptly got hit by a Koopa, causing him to be knocked off his Yoshi, and for his Yoshi to run wild... Right off the edge of a cliff.
"Nooooooi!" Luigi exclaimed, and suddenly, something wet and sticky was wrapped around his waist, and he was pulled into a dark moist place. For a moment, he had no idea where he was. Then he realised. He was inside Yoshi's mouth! And his breath stank!
After what seemed like a long and bumpy ride, he was spat out, hitting the star coin, and falling. Finally! he thought, as his feet almost made contact with the ground, No more Yoshi mouth. Just as he was about to land, out came the Yoshi tongue, and back into the mouth went Luigi, much to his dismay.
This happened twice more, until finally reaching the flagpole. Sliding down the pole faster than usual, due to the thick layer of Yoshi spit covering his body. Luigi groaned in disgust, and Mario laughed.
"Don't worry, little bro," he chuckled, thumping Luigi on the back. "There's no such thing as too much Yoshi spit."
"I beg to differ," Luigi grumbled, and went to take a bath.