There's No Such Thing as Too Much Yoshi Spit part 2!:
A/N: Because we all know that a Drabble with that title needs a sequel!
Isle Delfino. Sun-drenched, tropical paradise. Natural wonderland. Spectacular amusement park. Succulent seafood. What's not to love? The locals are friendly, so long as you don't graffiti their home, and everything is just beautiful!
Well, there is one thing...
Sure, they're adorable, but when you think about it, they're kinda gross, too. First of all, they dissolve in water. What could be in that water to make them do that?! Secondly, there's the spit.
Yes, I'm talking about the Yoshis of Isle Delfino. Yoshis are always loved by everyone. They are a great means of transportation, can eat virtually anything, hover in the air for a while, and make adorable sounds.
But when they eat, watch out! Make sure you're out of the way when a Yoshi decides to projectile spew! Covering everything it aims at in sticky juices, a Delfino Yoshi can spew up to three metres! Mario has been the unfortunate victim of this many times, and he's still not used to it.
"It's one of those things you just can't get used to," he says. "You're walking along, minding your own business, when you're suddenly covered in sticky, warm stuff, and the offending Yoshi is too cute to tell off. So you go for a quick swim, and head on your way. It happens so often to me, I'm rarely ever dry on Isle Delfino." He pauses, deep in thought, then continue. "I think I know what my brother means when he says there is such thing as too much Yoshi spit."