uthors notes: Hello everypony! :3 I am not feeling so good right now, like at all, I don't know what's wrong, but I have a splitting headache, am irritated as all heck, and…yeah nothing good, so sorry if this chapter is not my best, and I may be out for a bit, all depending on how bad it gets.

For all of you that read my authors notes, you get a muffin! :D

Oh! One last curious question, do you guys think of a self-insert Bioshock story? I personally think it would be epic, but difficult, very difficult.

Quick update-one day later, still sore, trying to get this chapter down, I just recently fell down some bleachers so...yeah just a bit sore...

Anyways, hope this chapter was worth waiting for!

Day two update- got some stuff I gotta do so once again you guys may not see this or anything else up for a bit.

Celestia just sighed gently as she stared at me, her gaze seeming to say she wasn't sure what to say. I couldn't help but gulp in worry, maybe I had messed this entire thing up, maybe I will never get to go to Equestria!

"Calm down, you will be going to Equestria, the only problem is I have no clue what the effect of teleporting you to Equestria will do to your body." Celestia stared straight at me, heaving a long sigh she said "I don't want you to get hurt, or to have you morphed but this teleport may very will hurt and or morph you into a pony."

I nodded. "Is that a bad thing Celestia? It may be a new experience for me and may take a little while to get used to but I'm sure I could do it!" I glanced around the room as I said that, trying to find out where the other Princesses had gone, and of course Chrysalis to.

Celestia nodded, "If you feel like you can handle it then I will allow you to come to Equestria." Then with a small giggle she said "The other Princesses are in your room right now, resting after the trials, as they were very draining, and Chrysalis, is standing behind you, waiting for you to notice her."

I yanked around to find myself, literally eye to eye with Chrysalis, my face smashed against her, are eyes probably as close as they could ever be while still in our faces. She pulled back, shaking her head as if just by contact I had gotten her wet or perhaps in her mind dirty.

"I shall be the one that will help you get to Equestria." She said, giving me a very sharp toothed grin. "So if I wer-"

I cut her off by giving her a big hug, thinking to myself, why not? I bet this will leave her speechless or angry, either way it's going to be pretty funny. And just as I had expected, she stopped talking, and didn't move a muscle. It was interesting to be this close to Chrysalis, I could feel her heart beat, so close almost like I was listening to it, and I could feel her body, which had stiffened since I had hugged her, slowly unstiffen as she wrapped her arms around me. At this point I was wondering why it was she was hugging me back, when I started to feel a bit light headed, and my legs felt a lot more heavier, and I was getting really tired all a sudden.

"What the hell?" I muttered, very slowly, because just talking was all a sudden becoming an exercise. From hugging Chrysalis to now falling on her, because she was the only that was keeping me up now. I wanted to shout Celestia do something but I couldn't, it was hard now to keep my eyes open, I could see blackness now, I wondered for about a second if I had shoved my head into Chrysalis's body, but it disappeared quickly into the darkness I saw now.

"Chrysalis!" I heard Celestia shout before I was lifted up and set on the couch, I couldn't tell if it was by hoof or magic, I couldn't feel much at this point. I could hear Celestia shouting at Chrysalis, something about sucking love or emotions or something. I closed my eyes, ignoring it, I was so tired, the blackness beckoning me with open arms, and I accepted it and went to sleep.

When I woke up it felt like my entire body was on fire, and my head felt like I had tried to use it for a battering ram. I gritted my teeth as I stood up, my legs and arms felt like jelly, and I would have fallen on my face if a white hoof hadn't come out of nowhere to grab me and keep me up.

"Are you feeling alright?" it was Celestia who had grabbed me, I turned slowly to her because when I turned my head it felt like it as well was one fire. She gave me a grim smile.

"I feel like my entire body is on fire." I muttered truthally, wishing I didn't hurt so damned much. I glanced behind her to find Chrysalis with some strange device wrapped around her horn. She had a look that said quite plainly 'Touch me and ill bite whatever you touched me with.' I could only guess what had happened to me, maybe my pills had finally backfired, not enough sleep or may-

"She had sucked the love out of you, seeing as you had so much, it almost knocked you unconscious." Celestia said with a gentle sigh, interrupting my thoughts. I was fairly surprised, why would she just randomly suck the love out of me?

As if she had heard my thoughts she said "You hugged her, she could feel the love, and decided to take it."

I sighed, guess that's what I get for trying to mess around with a queen…waaait…that sounds nasty , I chuckled, until Celestia glared at me and I stopped me.

"Umm…sorry?" I glanced at Chrysalis with a sigh. "Fiiiine, I get it." I walked over to Chrysalis wondering what I should say. She glanced up at me for a second, a death glare, and a bare of teeth told me I wasn't welcome, and just in case that didn't tell me I wasn't welcome, she turned her back on with her head up, becoming one of the things I hate, a stuck up girl.

I decided I deserved a little bit of revenge for all but knocking me out, "Chrysalis." I said, and waited for her to turn towards me, my right arm held back, preparing.

"Yes?" Right after she said that I let my fist loose and punched her as hard as I could right in the left side of her face, she was thrown back, a surprised look across her face as her head slammed into the closet door that was behind her. I glared at her, and reaching out, ignoring the look of slight fear that crossed her face, I grabbed the device, that looked like black tinfoil that covered her horn, and slowly ripped it off. "There, now you can retaliate. Do your worst."

With that said I sat down right in front of her and closed my eyes, waiting for whatever happened. Don't do anything Celestia, I thought to myself, I deserve whatever comes, and ill handle it.

I felt Chrysalis's breath on my face, doing my best to ignore the fact it smelled worse then a dogs mouth (has she ever heard of a thing called mouthwash?) I grunted as a hoof slammed into my gut, and did my best to stay still as another met the side of my face. But what came next surprised me the most. I felt two arms wrap around me and pull me close, as well as a head set gently on the top of mine.

I opened my eyes to see Chrysalis's back, I wanted to rub the side of my face to take the pain away, but I decided to stay still, waiting for whatever would come next.

"Stupid human, hitting a queen is a arrestable offence, lucky for you, your in good terms with this queen." She said, not letting me go yet, then she pulled her head back to look into my face. "I can understand why you would hit me, but you could have just said a couple nasty words to me and have gotten the same effect."

She gave me a very nasty toothy grin.

"Yeah, but then I wouldn't have been able to get a feel of the queen, after all, how many humans can boast they got to touch a queen?" I gave her a dumb smile, my arms still laying by my side.

She glared hard at me, pulling away, before she gave a small chuckle. "I suppose that's fair. But you know, you had it coming for giving a queen a hug." She lifted her head high, every bit the royal queen. "However, I will let it slide since you did give me quite a bit of your love."

(QUICK AUTHOR NOTES: I forgot guys, *sighs unhappily* maybe I'm not a very good brony, but can't Chrysalis also suck emotions out as well as love?)

I glanced over at Celestia, who had a very interested look on her face, the kind that said if this went out of hand she would jump in. I shook my head at her, showing it would be ok.

"Chrysalis...if you really need love that bad...you can take it from me. I just want a bit more warning, after all..." I shrugged as she gave me a surprised and suspicous look. "Wouldn't want you to get sick or whatever happens to you when you don't get love. Just don't take enough to knock me out ok?" I gave her my dumb smile I get when I say too much, or am nervous, or when I have no bloody clue what will happen next. I glanced over at Celestia who gave me a smile and a nod, though I wondered if I was making a very bad choice, after all now Chysalis could suck the love out of me at almost anytime!

Chrysalis gave me a small, but geninune smile. "Well...I would never have thought ANYone would have said that to me." She said her smile gone, but her glare gone as well. I wondered just how many bronies would say the same, just to keep her alive and well, or maybe some other reason. Bad or good...I'm sure many would. "However...if you want to get a Queen as a marefriend, your going to have to do a lot more then just an almost unending food supply. Though that is a good try, I will have to decline your offer. I look forward to your next try." She gave me a toothy grin and walked into the hallway towards my room, her head held up high.

Wait a minute...didn't she say marefriend? I thought to myself, my eyes going huge. Wait a minute..she thought I was trying to court her to be my marefriend? I shook my head, I was just trying to be nice! And maybe to keep other suffering of loss of love at a minimum, and maybe not have another canterlot wedding disaster on my hands or anyother ponies! I wasn't flirting! Ugh...stupid mares.

I shook my head clear of these thoughts as I turned towards Celestia. "She didn't really mean that did she? I mean I was just trying to be nice and helpfull! Not get...ugh...eww."

Celestia giggled. "Seems your quite the ladies man. Yes, she did mean that, but if I were you I would watch out, she will use the fact you will give her your love against you." She smiled at my disbelief and shudder of disgust.

"I need to head back to Equestria, there are some preparations that need seeing to. I will leave you in the hoofs of the other girls." She turned away, her horn glowing, a large portal appeared in front of her. Before she trotted into it she turned around, giving me a very big teasing smile she said "don't flirt too much." Then she trotted inside the portal, the portal closing behind her.

I rolled my eyes. Once again...stupid mares. I walked into my room, to find Princess Luna sitting on my bed, Princess Cadence sitting on my beanbag chair, and Chrysalis searching through my Closet.

(ANOTHER QUICK AUTHOR NOTE: sorry about all these authors notes everypony, but just a quick thing, I was not going to put QUEEN or PRINCESS for everytime I speak of them or if they talk, if that's a problem ill do it again, its just a bit of a pain is all. Sorrys.)

I watched Chrysalis curiously but turned my attention back to Princess Luna as she smiled at me.

"You have a very interesting room here, I like the wall it's...random" I glanced at wall that was spoken of and chuckled lightly. There was a lot of random things on my wall, a saw, beanie bears (DON'T JUDGE), couple random metal birds, eagles, ladys, and a large drawing of an alien my best friend made for me a year ago.

"It's my wall of weird, all this stuff is just random weird ...stuff."

Both the Princesses giggled at that, while Chrysalis continued searching my closet. I sighed gently and sat down where I stood, rubbing my head for about a sec, before I yanked my hand away with a wince. My hand felt like it was on fire when I touched my head, I glanced down at it to see a bunch of burn marks. "How the?"

"Oh! Your hurt!" Cadence said, her face contorted with worry, rather then the smile she just had. Her horn glowed and my hand was surroning in a magic aura for about 20 seconds before it stopped and my hand looked healed. "There we go, how'd you hurt yourself anyway?" She gave me a curious, yet worried expression.

"I don't..." then I remembered when I had yanked that tinfoily thing off of Chrysalis. I explained as much to Cadence and Luna. They both nodded but it was Luna who decided to explain.

"What you pulled off of Chrysalis was actually a magic blocker, there almost all but impossible to take off by most ponies, even I have trouble sometimes, which makes it VERY surprising you were even able to. Sometimes they can even knock you back, the fact you have a slight burn is...lucky." She put a lot of emphasis on very and gave me a searching look, then smiled. "It may be because your a human."

Chrysalis turned around and away from the closet, her nose and head held high. "I could have easily gotten it off, I didn't need the help of a human." She gave me a look of disgust before saying "espically not from such a puny weak human." I couldn't help but be a slight bit hurt. "Not that that's a bad thing." She sat down, staring at me. "Why, a puny human would be a great servant!" She gave me a toothy grin, one that I was getting much to used to.

"He's not puny or weak, all considering he's pretty strong." Cadence said, giving me a friendly nuzzle and smile. "After all, not many can have almost all of there love sucked out of them, and still be conscious"

I couldn't help but chuckle at this small little…eh…argument perhaps.

"You guys wanna listen to some music?" I didn't voice it, but I really wanted to listen to some music just because I'm a music addict, and I was bit bored.

"Sure" both the princesses said together at the same time (forgot the word for that).

I grabbed my mp3 that was already hooked up into my crappy little wheel speaker and turned on Red Hot Chili Peppers-Otherside. Mainly because it's a quieter song, compared to my scream and hard rock/metal, and because it's very easy to learn the lyrics to it and sing along.

(Insert lyrics here, if you really want them go look on youtube :P)

"This song is a very nice one." Princess Luna said singing along a bit, "though I don't really understand what it's about"

"I don't either" Princess Cadence said, she had gotten up and was swaying a bit to the music, her tail whipping back and forth happily, a large smile on her face.

The song came over and Luna got a funny look on her face before saying "Princess Celestia wants us back Cadence."

Cadence nodded, a small frown coming across her face before she giggled and after a quick nuzzle teleported out.

"I'll be going too, I need to make sure my changelings are ok." Chrysalis said, before following Cadences example and teleported out.

Luna stared at me for a couple seconds before turning away and saying, "I do hope you have a wonderful night."

"My night would be more wonderful if you had made it." I said giving her a grin, a very stupid 'what the heck did I just say?' grin.

Luna giggled then in a flash of light teleported off. I grunted gently as I glanced around my room before falling back on my bed, hitting my head on the wall my bed was placed on I grunted again.

"Man…what's going to happen next? I'm not even in Equestria yet and I'm already worn out, man…" I sighed and began to wonder what would have happened if I hadn't answered the door, if I had called the cops, or said I wasn't decent, or something else that would result in me not seeing the Princesses and of course Queen Chrysalis.

Speaking of Chrysalis what was she doing in my closet anyway? I stood up and walked over to my closet and looked inside, what I saw shocked me just a bit. My entire closet was a complete mess, shirts, underwear etc were scattered all over the place, the things I had hung up were torn down, and on the ground was a note that read : your very organized, that is a lovely thing to have in a husband, that Shining Armor fellow was anything but organized, hehe, you still haven't got me as a marefriend, but I will be very appreciative if you would clean this mess up, your ruler Chrysalis,

P.S your music stinks.

I facepalmed hard as I stared at the paper, before deciding it was one of the weirdest things I'd probably ever get and pinned it on my wall. Then deciding I had more than earned it I got in the shower, hoping the water would prepare me for tomorrow.

Sorry about all these cursed authors notes, anyways longest chapter and possible new story…yes another story…or maybe two.

A bioshock self insert and a warriors self insert. We will see what happens.

HUGZ AND MUFFINZ FOR ALL!

Quick update on other storeis, they will updated soon.

Here is a quick Preview (and all i have so far :P) of my warriors self insert, yes there will be third person POV

AUTHORS NOTES: this is my first Warriors Fanfiction, so go easy on me, this will be written as if I had NEVER heard of the book series or maybe as if the book series never was released or made. This is also my first self-insert Warrior book. I have no clue where this will go but …we will see.

I frowned as I walked into the forest, the city a couple steps behind me, the wide open area ahead. I sighed happily as I listened to the sounds of the forest. I was a bit surprised when I heard the growls of cats fighting but I decided to shake it off as I continued, after all getting in the middle of a cat fight would just end up badly for me, and probably for the cats, depending on how I tried to break up the fight. The problem was the closer I got to the usual spot I stayed by, the louder the cat fight noise grew. I sighed as I walked into the clearing I usually sat in.

I watched the fighting cats with a sigh. They definitely were not the usual housecats I saw every day, they were large and powerful cats, one of them was a strange blue color, strange because I haven't seen a blue cat before. I was about to wonder about the other colors of the cats when they all hissing and meowing at each and glanced towards me. I met the eyes of the blue cat, and she let out a fierce growl, not towards me but towards this other group of cats about 2 to five feet away. They obviously were not friends.

I sighed as I got up and walked in between the two cat groups. That's when a very strange white cat with black paws, strange because once again never seen anything like that, and because it looked kinda like he had black boots on, scratched my right leg hard, his claws (guessing it was a he) went straight through my weak pants and gave me a nasty scratch, he hissed at me as I grabbed my leg. Fuck, haven't been scratched like that since I stopped a huge tomcat from attacking my smaller fatter kitty. I knocked the cat over and his group. Clan whatever you want to call them all grouped up and snarled at me.

I threw a kick at them and they backed off, however I did notice the other group of cats, the one with blue haired cat, hadn't attacked or growled at me. I sat down where I stood and pulled up my pantleg, trying to access the damage that damned cat did, when a black and orange spotted cat came up and began sniffing my leg, right where I had been scratched.