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Clack:
Cloud bounced up the stairs and into his bedroom. He had just finished working out for the day and was about to shower when his computer began saying: 'You've got mail. You've got mail. You've got mail.'
Cloud sighed and unlocked his computer monitor and clicked on Yahoo! to find he had 22 new emails all from Yuffie. "What in the hell is her problem?" The blonde wondered aloud as he clicked on one of the emails from the mischievous girl.
If Cloud had been holding any thing in his hands, he would've dropped it. A huge picture of him and Zack Fair- his best friend- having sex filled the screen.
"Yuffie!" He exclaimed, even though he knew she couldn't hear him. "What the fu-" Cloud was cut off by his cell phone vibrating in his butt pocket. He sighed and pulled it out. Great. The caller ID said Zack Fair.
"Cloud." The blonde answered.
"Dude, is Yuffie sending you all this shit?" Zack questioned.
"If your talking about the multiple ronchy images that are still filling up my email box, then yes." Cloud stated. He hadn't bothered to look at the rest of the emails, he was already scarred from just one- but he heard the distinct clicking of a mouse from Zack's end of the line. "What are you doing?"
"Are you really that big?" The brunette asked incredulously. More mouse clicks. Cloud's faced drained all color. I'm going to kill her. The blonde told himself, picturing him strangling Yuffie with his bare hands. "Damn, man. That's not normal."
"Zack!" Cloud had heard enough.
"What?"
"Stop talking about it." He hissed.
"Oh, don't be a prude." Zack laughed. Cloud mumbled a series of profanity after he hung up his phone and went to the bathroom for his shower.
"This is bullshit."
AxelXRiku:
Ever since Xion had found AkuRoku, she had continued to send web addresses to both Roxas and Axel of all the different couples they were paired with. Eventually, Roxas had blocked Xion from sending anymore, but she still continued to send them to Axel- who happened to think the situation was fucking hilarious.
Axel was on his phone, checking his email while he was sitting in the waiting room in the doctor's office. He didn't want to be there, but Xemnas had ordered him to get another appointment this year. The redhead's phone was buzzing off the hook and Axel was scrolling through pictures of him and Riku. Then Axel came to a realization. Riku has long hair, Riku hangs out with Sora- who everyone knows is gay...
Axel clicked forward and sent the email to Riku. The redhead grinned mischievously.
*In another place, a silver haired teen once again throws his laptop across the room*
"Axel." The doctor called him from the hallway. Axel merely looked at him. "It's time for your check-up." Axel sprung up off the seat he was sitting on and when he came up to his doctor, he showed him the picture of him and Riku.
"Check that out." Axel grinned. The doctor shook his head.
"I'm going to check you for STDs."
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