Vexen/Marluxia:
Vexen walked into his room and flipped on the light switch- and letting out a scream when he saw what was there. Marluxia was posed on the ice wielder's bed naked- save a single rose petal covering his unmentionables.
"Evening, Vexy." The pinkie purred.
"Marluxia, what the hell is going on?" Vexen managed.
"I always go for the older ones." Marly waggled his eyebrows at the other. "Come and get some, baby."
"Marluxia, I demand you to exit my quarters at once!"
"Aww, come on Vexy, just one night." Marluxia licked his lips as another purr escaped his mouth.
"I'm allergic to daffodils." Vexen stated, only praying it could change the matter completely.
"Kinky." He winked. Vexen spun on his heels and darted out of the room as fast as his feet could take him.
CloudXVincent:
"Dammit Yuffie!" Cloud exclaimed, though the teen was nowhere near Mr. Strife. His entire inbox was maxed out with more 'yaoi' pictures. Cloud began deleting the emails, one by one. He had no idea what possessed Yuffie to bombard him with all of the shit. Then, Cloud accidentally clicked on an email instead of deleting it. "No!" The blonde exclaimed, not wanting to be terrorized any more than he already had been. Why was Zack so chill about this?
His monitor loaded the email, the picture took up the whole screen- pixel by little pixel. It was him and Vincent... Cloud shivered. Gross. For Yuffie's sake, Cloud hoped she hadn't sent this to Vincent as well.
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"What in the hell?" Vincent exclaimed, the email from Yuffie loading before his eyes. Vincent snatched his home-phone from the table beside him and dialed the girl's number.
"Yellow?" She answered perkily.
"Yuffie, why the hell are you sending me this shit." Vincent demanded. There was a pause.
"I haven't sent you any bodily waste." Yuffie sounded truly puzzled.
"I'm talking about the shit involving Cloud and I doing weird 'activities'"
"Ohh! Sorry Vinny, I thought it was funny." With that, she laughed and hung up the phone. Vincent sighed and began to erase all 87 emails from the troublesome teen.
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