The Shit Hit The Fan

Things had gone to shit fast. We had crossed the Great Naruto Bridge disguised as merchants, our chakras hidden from any possible Akatsuki, even Naruto's gargantuan sea of chakra was blocked from prying sensors by a partial chakra suppression seal. Crossing the bridge had been uneventful, Hinata had seen nothing with her Byakugan, and no one had sensed anything wrong. We had reached the centre of the village again the atmosphere was clam and nothing seemed to be wrong, under our cover of merchants, we had even sold some toys to the local children (the toys being some of Naruto's clones in a solid transformation that were ordered to dispel the moment they were not being observed).

We travelled through the centre and towards the outskirts of the village, we had reached the wooden houses on the very edge of the forest before it happened. An explosion tag had flew into one of the wooden carts full of toys, the chakra imbued paper sinking into the wood before the cart, being one of Naruto's clones, poofed from existence and the tag exploded. Being the closest, Hinata and Naruto were thrown into the forest by the explosion, I could see the two merchants that I knew to be Naruto and Hinata rotate in the air before Yoake, Uta and I were flung through the wall of a nearby house.

The unfortunate woman cleaning her dishes at the time had screamed and ran through the house yelling for her husband. I turned to see if Yoake and Uta were alright and seeing them both crouching still in their henges, I righted myself into the crouching position before signalling to stay in henge and jump out into the pyramid formation in case of a secondry attack. We leapt into action and flew through the hole in the wall into a triangular formation onto the now wrecked street. We heard heavy thumps as an eight foot tall figure draped in shadow came out from the alley in the direction the tag had come from.

That brings us to the present. We watched as the large figure slowly moved into view, the thing was covered in head to toe in rock. It looked vaguely human and was two metres wide. As it walked the rock coating it's body ground together in a scraping sound causing dust to fall from its joints. The rock man's face had no features apart from a ridge of rock forming a grim frown. I pulled out a kunai henged to look like a dagger as we were still in disguise I yelled at the rock creature using an unfamiliar voice "Why did you try to kill us" The mound of rocks did not reply, instead it brought what could loosely be called a hand from its side and pointed in our directing. I could feel chakra emanating from the rock man in front of us, "Move" I hurriedly said to the two behind me as I jumped to the left, the place we were just standing in exploded as pellets of earth, shot from the rock mans 'fingers', hit the ground with enough force to make metre wide craters.

We dropped the henge as soon as we realised he wasn't going to be conned into believing we were just wandering merchants. Uta was now on the right of the craters and Yoake and I were on the left. The rock creature moved its arm causing more dust to fall from its elbow and shoulder and aimed at Uta. "Fuck" I heard Uta say before the spheres sped towards her only to slam into a wall made from a thick crust of rock. I turned to Yoake who had his hands clasped together in the Snake seal.

"I could use a little help senpai" he muttered before stamping on the ground and saying "Doton: Earth Dragon bullet". A dragon made from rock broke from the wall in front of Uta and opened its mouth and fired a good sized bullet at the rock man. I sped after it forming my own seal.

"Katon: Fire ball jutsu" I called. The earth bullet crashed into the rock man causing it to skid back slightly before the fire broke over it searing against its brown flesh. The rock man now blackened by the flame stood before them before opening its sad looking mouth and spewing out a pile of small rocks that writhed and convulsed in the air before dropping to the ground taking on the rough shape of a dog with no features apart from the downturned mouth.

I heard the air rushing past my ears as Hinata and I swivelled in the air before falling onto separate trees in crouched positions, I felt heat before I could see what was causing it and leapt out of the way just in time to see a huge ball of golden fire passing where I was crouched moments ago. Chakra fire is normally orange or red not gold, I thought. I looked to where I could now feel a reservoir of chakra that was not there just moments ago. "It's a woman" I heard Hinata say behind me "About 5'6, no noticeable kekkai genkai, huge amount of chakra almost as large as Hokage-sama's, weak physical build but I wouldn't assume anything."

"Anything to suggest clan or origin?" I asked, feeling the experienced ANBU seeping into my voice. I heard an intake of breath from my partner. "Goat? What is it?"

"Butterfly...Naruto...she...she has red hair" No, that isn't possible, I thought but I knew that Hinata wouldn't lie about it. I felt a warmth pool in the palm of my hand and slide down my knuckles, I raised the hand to find my it curled into a fist and blood pouring through my fingers. "Uzumaki" I muttered to no one. I steeled my resolve, this was our enemy I can't let feelings get involved.

"Uzumaki Naruto" I heard an angelic voice call "I know you and your little friend are there, I can sense the Kyuubi's chakra pouring from that nifty little seal on your belly" The woman chuckled, her laugh equally as beautiful as her voice, it rang through trees from the clearing like wedding bells. It reminds me of The Old Man and Iruka-sensei, I thought nostalgically, and why do I smell ramen. The feeling suddenly disappeared, I blinked a couple of times before realising that I was teetering dangerously on the edge of the branch we were crouched on.

"Aw" I heard the melodic voice grumble "I guess your survival instincts are just too strong" I could practically hear the pout in her voice and I couldn't help but let out a girlish squeak at the adorableness of my enemy. Oh right she was my enemy. I should probably fight her. I turned to Hinata only to see that she had her hands clasped under her chin and had hearts in the unfamiliar green eyes of her henge. "Goat?" I called, I snapped my fingers in front of her when she didn't respond. She blinked much like I had and turned to face me. "Yeah? What?"

"You sort of went all fangirlish for a moment there" I felt like laughing when the henge blushed. "I did too, I think it has something to do with her voice." I said, Hinata nodded at that "It would be foolish to continue hiding if she can sense the kyuubi, I think the only course of action is to not give her time to speak. We strike fast and hard. Got it?"

"Got it, combination attack fourteen good for you?" I answered. She nodded and gathered chakra in her hands. "Naruto" the sweet voice called through the trees "Sweetie stop playing around and come down from those trees, you might hurt yourself" I squashed the sudden urge to simply slide down the tree and scamper towards the voice. Simultaneously Hinata and I both flew through the air landing in the clearing that the voice poured from. "There you are" the red headed Akatsuki said, she giggled at the hard looks across our faces.

"Are you angry at me? Look I'm sorry about trying to make you both fall of a tree and anyway I didn't hurt either of you." I felt my resolve waver for a second before it steeled yet again as I reminded myself that she was our enemy. Hinata's resolve however did falter as she began to walk towards the woman with her arms outstretched for a hug. I stuck my arm out stopping Hinata in her tracks, she looked at the arm for a moment before blinking and gritting her teeth as she remembered were she was. I glanced at her making sure she was alright, she nodded her head slightly. I raised my hands in a familiar way and hundreds of brown haired, black-eyed merchants appeared in the clearing and all of them flew at the Akatsuki woman in the middle of the swarm.

The dogs were unfortunately not as slow as their creator. They leapt about in a seemingly random manner as pellets of earth flew everywhere. After the first attack we found that Katon jutsu did nothing to the rock man or his dogs and Doton pushed them back slightly but did nothing else. Uta's Raiton: Senbon had destroyed one of the dogs before it reformed, even my Fuuton jutsu did hardly anything and suiton was just useless apart from maybe slowing the dogs down. In conclusion we were fucked.

I had my trench knives out, the blades a familiar weight in my hands. I dodged the stone dog as it flew towards me, grim mouth open, earthy teeth bared. I pushed wind chakra into the blades and stabbed at the large hound, the sharp point of the fuuton sword extending from my knife sinking into the stone creature before stopping. I wrenched them out and kicked the dog back, I threw my trench knives in the air and moved through a short sequence of seals before aiming at the still falling blades and firing a beam of lighting at them. The chakra conductive metal absorbed the lightning chakra and crackled with blue energy. I leapt in the air again as the dog barrelled towards me. I caught my knives and angled towards the stone dog, I crashed into it sinking the blades deep into the main body of the stone hound. A spider web of cracks stemmed from the blades still in my hands, the main body of the dog crumbled away leaving a lump of stone, the limbs and the stone head.

The remnants of the creature were still but I could already see the broken rocks sliding to an unknown centre point. I had to act fast. From one of the pockets on my ANBU uniform I slid five seals out. I slammed four of the squares of paper in a square around the slowly reforming dog. I placed the last seal in the centre and slammed my hand down onto it pumping chakra into it. It glowed for a moment before the slowly reforming dog disappeared in a puff of smoke along with the four seals placed around it. I stared at the fifth seal for a moment in case it hadn't been contained properly before picking up the piece of paper and sliding it back into my pocket.

I stood and surveyed the street-turned-battlefield. Yoake, realising his doton was doing nothing for his offence, had pulled a two handed stone axe from the ground and had begun a complicated and very strange taijutsu fight with the other two dogs the man had spat out. Uta had her tanto out, it was slathered in lightning and the sad faced, stone man she was fighting had numerous holes where her lighting jutsu and her tanto had pierced the tick outer layer. Both Yoake and Uta where panting as they moved fluidly around their opponents and I knew it was only a matter of time before they made a mistake. I heard a yell as a stone dog sunk its teeth into Yoake's arm before being batted away by a sharp jab with the handle of the stone axe. I jumped towards them, my trench knives crackling with electricity.

My clones and I had been doing well to keep the red-haired bitch's mouth shut, the problem was that she was definitely no push over even without her voice. Golden fire was being blasted out of her mouth destroying dozens of clones at once. The fire had almost hit me a few times before I substituted for one of my clones. The woman wielded a suiton whip made from water that was tinted gold, it was slicing through the clones occasionally flattening into a shield and deflecting various jutsu and kunai.

That should be long enough for Hinata to prepare, I thought. I sensed her nearby, I got a flash of memories of Hinata telling me what to do. I pushed chakra into my feet and barrelled towards the unguarded back of the female Akatauki. A rasengan formed in my hand, the blue ball swirled as I flew towards her. As expected she turned toward me and leapt backwards to dodge the attack. As she was propelling through the air Hinata smashed into her from where the clone had thrown her. Her hands were engulfed in fiery blue chakra shaped like two lionesses heads, her arms were covered by the lioness's body and the two tails were intertwined and flicked out from between her shoulder blades. The red-headed woman was crushed by the force of the chakra covered fists smashing into her, dust flew all around the clearing obscuring my view.

There was an explosion of chakra from the forest, Naruto! I thought. The stone dogs froze before crumbling into dust, I turned towards the stone man who was also frozen in place, I saw Uta take the moment to attack and slash at the man's neck with her lightning covered tanto, dust and bits of rock fell to the ground, the rocks crumbled to reveal a familiar form.

"Naruto?!" I exclaimed, readying my blades in case of genjutsu. "Asuma?" Naruto asked. Naruto blinked twice confusion spreading across the Naruto's face "Oh shit, I'm a clone if he substituted with me he might be trying to get the Boss and Hinata-chan." The clone leapt into the forest, I followed after it quickly. Only one thing was spinning in my head, Naruto don't die.

OK. I'm quite happy with that. I just want to tell you the basic abilities of my OCs:

Yoake:

Extremely strong Doton affinity (so strong that he is unable to do more than E-rank jutsu of another element)

Weapons master

Some genjutsu prowess

Can create any weapon from any Doton based material

Uta:

Assassin (one shot kills, silent killing, Ect)

Raiton affinity

Uses Suiton and Katon jutsu as well

Kenjutsu master

So anyway review. I love you all bye. :D