"I am so bloody tired." Lily whined at the breakfast table. She had only gotten an hour and a half of sleep because she had to pack her book bag, brush her teeth, put her hair up, wash her face, shower, and put her clothes away. She was extremely tired and if someone tried to talk to her she let out a very scary growl. "Well then you should have come up last night, Miss Head Girl." Said the girls 4th roommate, Cynthia Briggs. She was utterly horrible. She had bleach blonde, medium length hair with dull blue eyes, and was about 4'11. No one but her friend Jasmine in Ravenclaw liked her.
"Just shut up Cynthia. Nobody cares about what Lily did. We just have to suffer her whining all day. She didn't judge you when you started dating Tim Jacobson in 5th year. Hmmm?" said Mary.
Tim was a very stringy looking boy a year younger than them and he talked to his pet cat, Bartholomew. Cynthia just sat there quietly the rest of breakfast. The girls all took Charms together, but then next period, Alice and Mary took Divination, while Lily took Potions. Thank goodness James took Potions with her or she would have to sit with Severus. Lily forgave him during the summer, but nothing changed. He didn't forgive her for dating James.
"See you guys at lunch!" Lily called behind her shoulder as she walked down to the dungeons. She had gotten the cool chill down her spine as she got deeper down the eerie hallway. Lily finally got down to the classroom and Professor Slughorn immediately greeted her. He had always had this weird pedophile thing with Lily. She was polite and said hello then made her way to her seat. She always sat in the second row to the left. James walked in a bit later with Remus. James sat down next to her and whispered in her ear, "I am so freaking tired I may fall asleep on you. Be careful and remember that I warned you."
"Oh please. You wouldn't want to fall asleep and have someone slip something in your mouth, would you?" replied Lily.
"No, that would not be fun. I was actually thinking about costume ideas-"
"James! We only have a month of preparations and you still are thinking about stupid costumes? Think about food, or table set up or even slutty Hufflepuffs costumes! I need help with it and you have done nothing, but bug me!" yelled Lily in a low whisper. James sat there with awe as he then slowly looked at the front of the classroom and paid attention the rest of class.
Lily felt like a complete witch after yelling at James. She didn't understand why that made her so angry. She never got so worked up on a costume idea. She hadn't even started thinking about decorations. Her miserable face the rest of the day didn't help her at all. Teachers kept asking if she was well or if she needed to go see Madam Pumfrey for some pepper up potion. Lily just wanted to go and talk to James. She had only 3 more classes with him and he sat next to either Remus, Peter, or Sirius. He ignored her in the halls and didn't make eye contact.
James felt so confused on why Lily went off on him. He went to ask Sirius at lunch and he just made him more worried.
"Dude, she's probably mastuating. Duh." Said Sirius while he ate his ham sandwich.
"What the hell is that?" asked James.
"When a chick is all hormonal and is about to get pregnant she puts a topan up her lady part to stop the baby egg from getting in her belly. Didn't your mother teach you anything?"
"I didn't not just hear that. My friends are pathetic morons. It's called menstruating. Girls get it when they go through puberty and they start producing eggs each month." Said Remus.
"Like you Moony? But you turn into a freaking wolf!" said Sirius.
"Ya…no. Unless the egg is fertilized by sperm. It just floats out in a…uhh….river." Finished Remus.
"A river of what?" asked James. Remus whispered in they're ears.
"AHHHH! No no no no! That is not what happens! You are so wrong! Oh my God!" said Sirius.
"Than whats a topan?" asked James stupidly.
"That's what they use to stop the river. And it's called a tampon." Said Remus.
"That's nasty."
"Ya and they become very emotional, and crave weird stuff like potato chips and ice cream in one bowl." Said Remus.
"I cannot believe my ears. I am not going by your word Remus! That is just disgusting and inhumane!" screamed Sirius.
"Ok boys that enough health class for one day."
"James!" Lily screamed down the breakfast hall the next morning.
"Ya? Oh and Lily you were right yesterday. I wasn't thinking of all we had to do." Said James.
"What? NO! No! I was completely irrational and acted like a complete prick! I'm sorry my feeling have been all over the place. I started my period yesterday. So I have been a tad moody." Said Lily.
Sirius than screamed and ran from the hall screaming, "You filthy monster! Get away from me!"
"Lily don't take that personally. He just learned what that was. Can we talk later tonight about the party? We also should ask Dumbledore before we make any rash decisions. How does lunch sound?" asked James.
"Great! I will meet you in the Heads Common room at noon." Said Lily as she walked down the hall to her next class.
After the party was approved by the Headmaster, they walked down to the common room. The Heads common room was made so that the Heads could have their own room to make plans for the year and make the prefects schedules. They hadn't used it yet so they were excited to see what it looked like.
"Have you seen it yet?" asked Lily.
"Nope."
They walked up to the portrait of the 4 founders and said, "Haberdashery."
Lily walked in first. She saw red and gold everywhere and nice couches and desks and even a bar. James pulled out a picnic basket and 2 butterbeers. They sat on the gold, wool carpet and ate lunch and talked about the preparations.
"So the tables should seat 6 only because they can't be too large or there won't be any dancing space. And there should be a coffin where you lay and get your photo taken." Suggested Lily.
"The food has to be enchanted to move. The blood punch should swirl around slowly like churning blood, and the hand fettuccini pasta should grab you as you eat it. And spiders should be everywhere-"
"NO! No live spiders! None! I have hated spiders all my life and I will NOT have them at this party!" screamed Lily.
"Well then, no spiders. Moving on, the guest list is everyone, but at 11:00, 4th years and up only. If you don't have a costume, you don't get to come in. There will be teachers and at the entrances, and Professor Flitwick will sign everyone in that has a costume." Said James.
"Oh I am just so excited! I cannot wait! I have already talked to the Bloody Baron to bring his most gruesome friends." Said Lily.
They decided to skip classes and had a first year send a note to the professors that they needed Head time to do their duties. Instead of actually doing anything they decided to use the alone time for other activities. They kissed and laughed and talked about their years at Hogwarts. One thing led to another and well, ya. They had a good first time together.