Hey guys! So I wrote another chapter! Don't be surprise if I update a lot. School's starting soon for me and I am taking three AP classes next year for some odd reason… Hopefully this doesn't suck!

Warnings: Swearing and I guess some KibaNaru stuff

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or its characters.


"Ne, Dei-chan… Why do we have to be here?" Naruto opened a tub of clay. He didn't care much for art. Or not as much as Deidara. "And why did you invite only me to this art store?" Whining, Naruto took a handful of clay and sat down, pouting. He then threw the clay on the floor pretending to throw a tantrum.

"Hn?" Deidara looked down on the pouting blonde. Slowly he pulled out his phone. "Naru-chan, look at me, hn…"

Still pouting, Naruto looked up to his twin blonde. Click! He tilted his head to the right. What was tha-

"C-c-cute, hn!"

"Oi, Dei-chan," a dark aura suddenly appeared around a red eye Naruto, "Delete. Those. Pictures. NOW!" Naruto lunged at Diedara, only to miss and land face first on the art store's floor.

"Pffffffftttt!" Deidara went through all the pictures of Naru-chan. He couldn't help but think cute!

"So where is everyone? Don't you want to tell me, or would you rather have me tickle it out of you?" Somehow that dark aura surrounding Naruto became darker.

"No, hn. Shika-chan and Kiba-chan were getting the- well, speak of the devil!" He gave a small wave, signaling the other two troublemakers to come over. As Deidara opened his mouth, some red head stepped in front of him looking up. They all knew that the red head was some rich prick by the navy blue blazer with the Konaha Academy crest on it.

"Orange sweater?" His eyes scanned the other orange sweaters. "Che, brats. If I didn't know any better, you orange things are the delinquents' Dead Lasts." The red spat out. "You brats don't know anything about art! So why the fuck are you here?"

"I know what art is, hn! I am not a brat, hn!" Deidara straightened his back, making as though he grew. "Art is a bang, hn."

"What?"

"A fleeting moment…"

"No. Just no, brat." The red head backed away. "Che, art is enteral! God, you damn orange brats are more stupid than I thought!"

In that moment, Deidara couldn't tell if he want to punch the shorter boy in the face, or if he wanted to take out the tiny piece of explosive clay he had left, and stick it to his face. His eye twitched. "Rich assholes like you are even more stupid than Dead Lasts!" He hunched over as laughter consumed him. "Art is like fireworks, hn. They're there for one second, and soon they are gone like that. Thus art is fleeting, hn."

It was the red head's turn for his eye to twitch. Naruto, Shikamaru, and Kiba silently tip toed out of the art store. The moment they were out, they ran for dear life! Arguing about art with Deidara is, well… Explosive. They felt sorry for that rich kid who dared to argue with him. Then again, he was an Academy student. One of those stuck up assholes who think the sun revolves around them. Kiba paused to look back, praying that Deidara wouldn't do anything stupid. As soon as he turned around, he heard a loud boom and gray smoke devouring the store.

"Ouch." Kiba bit his lip, hoping that Deidara wouldn't have to pay for some sort of plastic surgery like that time last year. Oh god, that brought back some horrible memories. Kiba shook his head to rid of the memories. Naruto's left side of the face was twitching, and he balled his fist, while Shikamaru muttered something about being troublesome.

The boys turned around heading towards the fountain. To Kiba, that fountain was a disgrace. They had lions, lions of all animals, spurting out water. He always complained about how they should have at least a wolf instead of a lame ass lion. Shikamaru found Choji, the chubby one of the bunch (no one in their right mind dared to call him fat, ever). He winked at Kiba and Naruto who winked back and stopped walking.


"Eh, Pein, are you and Konan ready?" He asked as he walked up the flight of stairs above the fountain to join an orange haired boy with piercings on his face, and his girlfriend, Konan, who had one piercing below her lower lip.

Pein opened the box. "Hahah, why wouldn't I be?" He handed Konan and Shika a few balloons. "Tell me when to go." Konan nodded at Shika, giving him the "we are ready for sure" look.


Sasuke was annoyed. Three annoying bitches. Anyone, besides him, would be happy to have the three hottest girls in the school cling to them. Well, he wasn't anyone. He was named the sexiest boy in the school which only boosted his already inflated ego. "EW! Look forehead girl!" Ino pointed at a crowd of nose bleeding girls.

Sakura squinted her eyes. "Oh. My. Fucking. God. Ino, Karin, that's the guy who tackled Sasuke!" Sasuke pushed the girls away heading towards the crowd.

"Where's the Uchiha?" Neji suddenly appeared with Hinata making the girls jump.

The girls looked at each other, deciding to tell Neji. "Sasuke-kun found that orange sweater blond delinquent!" Blonde? Orange sweater? That thing! Neji ran after Sasuke, hoping to help Sasuke with his plan of revenge.

"Oh Naruto!" Kiba reached out to wipe away Naruto's fake tears. "I didn't mean those horrible things, please forgive me." He placed his fingers below the tan boy's chin, tilting his head up so they could directly look at each other in the eyes.

Some yaoi fangirls passed out due the blood loss, others were wiping their own tears away. "K-k-kiba?" The blonde slapped Kiba's hand away. "I cannot forgive you! I-I-I-I-"

Kiba brought a finger to Naruto's lips. "Shh. I know, you don't have to forgive me, but give me at least a chance to explain." Naruto pouted his lips and mumbled a quiet "fine".

Sasuke stopped. That dog was touching his blonde. And on the lips! He sent a death glare towards the dog boy, hoping he would back off from the blonde. The raven didn't care what the hell they were saying. Fuck, why the hell is he with my fox? The Uchiha pushed towards the front of the crowd. He was jealous. He had barely met the boy yesterday and now Sasuke knew that Naru-chan was meant for him and only him.

"I guess I forgive you, Kiba." An embarrassed Naruto looked away from Kiba. He gazed at the lion spouting water. Naruto blushed.

Kiba turned the boy to face him. "Naruto…" They gazed into each other's eyes for what felt like eternity. Sasuke's blood started to boil. His lips twitched into a smirk.

Naruto felt lips on his. He saw Kiba with his close eyes, pulling Naruto closer to him. They must follow through with the plan. The fox hesitantly wrapped his arms around the dog boy's neck, making their kiss even deeper. SNAP. Sasuke had finally snapped, he was about to pull Naruto away from this Kiba guy, when a hand yanked him back.

Sasuke turned around to see Neji. The Hyuuga opened his mouth to say something, but then SLAPT! A neon pink paint dripped from his head. Sasuke looked up to see balloons being launched at the crowd. Screams and shrieks were heard by the fountain. The Uchiha looked up to see Naruto high fiving Kiba, and ran off. He decided to take off after the blonde. Somehow he avoided the balloons filled with paint while trailing the fox boy.

His chase didn't last long. He found Naruto talking to a red head boy with the Academy uniform. Naruto shifted a little which allowed Sasuke to see the tattoo on the red head's forehead. Gaara. That bastard! How did he know Naruto? They shouldn't know each other, right?

"I see the all powerful Uchiha graced us with his presence." Sasuke saw Gaara's emotionless face. Naruto swiveled around to see the raven he tackled yesterday.


I apologize for my grammar mistakes. Who do you think Sasuke's rivals over Naruto should be? Tell me in the reviews! Thanks for putting up with me! Wait til you read all my puns next chapter *digs a grave*