Sorry I haven't updated lately! I've been busy with AP crap again. Three 40 page chapters for APUSH. Review for AP French. A packet, a book, and four 50 page chapters for AP Bio…
Warnings: I was attacked by freshman and forced into this part, so I am terribly sorry that this doesn't make sense/shitty as fuck. I may delete this chapter later on, or use it for later in the story. Bad grammar and spelling misteaks. (haha steaks puns)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
"Naruto." Sasuke pulled Naruto into a hug. He buried his face into the blonde's shoulder. "Give me your number."
"No." An irritated Naruto pushed Sasuke away. "What are you gonna do if you get it? Get your friends to prank call me? Or get the Academy to call to call me day in and day out?" He imagined his phone going off every second. Oh how he would make sure they would pay for that. Pool and dye?
"Hn. Like I would. I think I want Naru-chan for myself." Sasuke pulled Naruto back into his lap, pouting.
A vein on Naruto's head popped. "IT'S NARUTO!"
"Why? I think Naru-chan suits you better. Such a cute pet name for you!"
"A pet?!" The whiskered boy twitched. He thought of Sasuke forcing him to wear cat ears and a tail if they were alone. Twitch.
The raven smirked, "We've been out on two dates already. And yet we don't even have each other's numbers!"
"Well there is no need for that." Naruto turned away from Sasuke, refusing to meet his gaze. "After all, you and your driver kidnap me after school randomly. Like I don't have a choice!" The blue eyes shifted back to the raven's eyes.
"Hn. But what if you need me! What if something happens to you? What if-" A second vein on the blonde's forehead popped.
"You know about that contest thing between our schools next week?" Sasuke nodded, with a bored expression. "How about if you beat my team in the schools' annual competition, I'll give you my number."
Sasuke smirked. There was no way that Naruto and his team would win against his. Ever. After all, those boys were just pure trouble. "And if I lose?... And if you are going to say I have to stay away from you, you might as well just hand yourself over now!" He raised an eyebrow towards Naruto.
"Fine, fine. You just won't get my number, teme."
"Shall the games begin, dobe?"
Time Skip- A week later…
"So this is what a rich kid's school looks like…" Kiba turned his head to spit. "Too fancy for me." The delinquents stood at the gate, observing the school. It was three stories tall, and had a white with blue trim paint theme. Sakura trees bordered the path to the school's entrance. Pink petals cover the quads and parts of the path.
"Eh, so many stories! So troublesome," yawned Shika.
Deidara and Naruto exchanged looks. "What if we blew this place up with Dei-chan's clay bombs!" Naruto turned to face the group with both hands in the air.
"They're rich remember." Konan stated blankly.
"So, they would fix it within a second." Pein finished. "They need to know what it's like to feel-"
"ANYWAYS, there's a pool, hn!" Deidara exclaimed, jumping on Naruto's back. "Naru-chan and I have fabric dye at home if we ever need to do Plan 2E, hn."
"Oh!" Choji nodded, "I remember that! We haven't done that yet…" He continued to eat his snacks, losing interest in the conversation
Kiba burst out laughing. "Oh, man! You guys!" He tried to jump on Deidara who was still on Naruto's back, bringing all three down.
Both Pein and Konan, first years, were confused. Shika noticed that they haven't been aquainted with the plan if it was ever needed, or if they ran out of stuff to do. "Oi, Pein, Konan, Plan 2E is-"
"NOT HERE!" Kiba, Naruto, and Deidara tackled Shikamaru. Deidara turned to face the first years. "I shall explain when we get back to base, hn."
Their not so little first years nodded. Konan opened her mouth to say something, but-
"OI, BRATS!" A voice boomed from behind the group. "Behave yourselves! Or else…" They knew what "or else" meant. All refused to ever think or talk about what had happened. Principal Tsunade's threats made jail look wonderful! She walked towards Naruto, dragging him by the collar into the school. Naruto was tried to fight her grip, but it was futile.
"Ne, Sasuke-kun," Sakura sung, "did you hear that we are up against those Dead Lasts?" She latched onto Sasuke's right arm. "We'll win for sure!"
Ino grabbed the raven's other arm, resulting in insults being thrown back and forth from both girls. The Uchiha was getting a headache. He looked towards Neji, hoping he would help him out of this. The Hyuuga's revenge aura could be felt through out the whole classroom. Neji smiled to himself, knowing that Naruto would be here, and he would finally get his revenge!
Sasuke decided to leaven Neji alone. He shook the girls off, leaving them to their bickering. The raven decided that he wanted to find Naruto before the contests took place. As he headed towards the door, he felt a murderous aura cage around him. There was only one person like that. Gaara.
Gaara's glare threw daggers at the Uchiha. The red head wanted him to stay away from the blonde at all costs, even though he failed to do so.
"Gaara, there's a sand castle building contest!" Sai draped his arm over Sasuke's shoulders, giving the boy a creep Sai smile. "And Sasori there's an art contest." Sasori looked up. "Though if you weren't older than me, I would have done it!" Sai flashed another smile.
"Let's not even talk about the events." Neji's aura changed. Both ravens saw Neji in the corner rocking back and forth. "I don't want to."
Sakura and Ino stopped arguing. "Neji, crossdressing? Well that's a sight to see!"
"I know right! I am so going to take pictures! And you can't delete them!" Ino giggled. "At least, I have that maze race thing which should be easy!"
"Oi, you pig!"
"Pffft! You should be called a pig! Pie eating contest!" Ino fell on the ground, laughing. "Ne, Sasuke-kun, what do you have?" Ino stood up, brushing dirt off the her uniform.
"Some paintballing war. One vs. One, so that should be easy."
"Oi, you brat, you brought your dog! I told you not to bring it again!" Principal Tsuande's eye twitched.
"But my puppy can't be left alone!" Kiba brought his dog closer to him, cuddling him.
"Baa-chan, who's doing what? If you want to win so badly, we have to be prepared.
She pulled the list out from thin air. "Don't. Call. Me. That! You crossdressing brat!" Naruto looked at his principal confused, slowly turning red.
Two seconds later, Naruto was in a corner all alone, rocking back and forth, chanting something. It sounded like some evil spell. The rest of the group laughed at the poor blonde in the corner.
"Easy!" Konan chuckled.
"They shall now know the world of pein…tballing."
"Pies!"
"Crap, I can't build a castle…"
"ART IS AN EXPLOSION!
"Eh, so troublesome."
Naruto stood up from the corner. "I will be the sexiest crossdresser there ever was!" He balled his fist. "I will…" He mumbled before sitting back down, growing mushrooms in the corner.
I'm sorry if this is stupid. I was kinda pressured into doing this chapter this way… Younger sisters and their friends are scarier than being in Class 9-3 (haha oh Another!). I was literally attacked by midgets, and their evil presence. It was terrible. Even worse they were FRESHMAN! Just kidding, not all freshman are bad, just those few… Reviews are welcomed! Merci et merde, j'ai oublié quelque chose... Mon Dieu….