School starts next Friday for me! I have two science classes in a row, merde. I have a block schedule, so all my math and science classes plus stupid AP French (the teacher is shorter than me, so he's not happy about that) on one day.

Kiba looked around his designated sand building area. He had no idea how to build a sand castle. Well, he did, but he couldn't. It would just end up looking like a mound of sand with some seashells on it.

"Okay, now that we went over the rules we will start! In 3… 2…"

Fucking shit.

"1! GO!"

Kiba dumped all his water on a patch of sand. He prayed that Gaara's castle would be worse than his. While putting the wet sand into the pale, he looked over to Gaara's side. The eyebrowless boy had already built the castle! "WHAT?!" Kiba yelled, hands pulling his hair. Well, at least his mound of sand kind of resembled a castle… that was attacked… and burnt down…

The brunette sighed. It couldn't get worse. He turned to see his friends laughing at him. Deidara gave him a slow, sad round of applause. He turned back to his "castle" knowing he would lose.

"Arf! Arf!" Kiba totally forgot about Akamaru! He looked around for his white puppy amoung the crowd. "Arf!" His puppy was peeing on his castle that really was a mound of dirt!

"Time's up!" The judges walked out, first looking at Gaara's sand castle. Kiba faceplanted into the sand. There was no competition at all. The Academy team cheered of their obvious victory. Che, they think it'll be that easy! Wait til they see Naruto! Kiba smiled a bit in the sand.

"I can't!" Naruto gasped out. "My guts will come out! Konan… why?" He balled his fists against the wall. Of all things, he had to wear a corset! Sure, he already had a somewhat feminine body, but his friends wanted to make him really look like a girl.

"Naruto, suck it up." Konan rolled her eyes. Pein snickered to himself in the background. His girlfriend turned around to see him holding in his laugh. She dared not to ask, knowing it would be one of his name puns.

"Hey, hey, Naruuu! So do you now know the world of-"

"And we are done!" Konan tied a bow and checked to see if the corset was loose anywhere.

Naruto took a deep breath. How could girls wear this type of thing, he wondered. "Great, my guts will be damaged and crushed," he muttered. He looked up to see an orange and blue Lolita dress with little cute foxes at the bottom. Naruto even had to admit that the foxes were cute! The dress itself was orange. The collar and the sleeves were lined with a blue lace. The bottom had a single same blue ruffle, not lace. He sure would not be able to live this one down. The middle of the dress had yet another corset part (yes blue ribbon!), but he was happy to know that it wasn't going to be tightened to add curves to his body even more.

"Here. This goes under the skirt part." Pein handed his senpai a white petticoat, but with white ruffles.

Naruto changed into the dress and petticoat. He went to his "depressing" corner and chanted something about how everyone would regret this. "Senpai!" Pein pulled him out of the corner. But only to see Konan with makeup, brushes, a netted cap, and a long blonde wig with twintails.

Kiba and the others took their seats in the second row. Obviously the Academy team got the first row. Go figure. All of the boys got their phones out. Kiba would not let Naruto forget about this. Never in the slightest bit. There was no way Naruto would lose. No one could beat the cute uke.

Neji growled. He would make sure that Sai would die a terrible death later on. After all, the short haired raven forced him into this. Probably just because he had long hair!He looked down at his purple dress. It was a simple one shoulder dress which went to about five centimeters above his knees. Neji was so glad he didn't have to wear heels.

"I will kill them." A new noice snarled. Neji turned to see a girl in a Lolita dress with a fan pressed to her face.

"Hey, you know that this is a crossdressing competition, loser."

Naruto felt three veins pop and an eye twitch the moment that other guy said that comment. He whipped his fan away from his face, "I AM A BOY, IDIOT!"

The whiskered cheeks. The blue eyes. It was him!

Yay! I ended it there cause I'm mean. Yep. Sorry… My sister is looking at this AN as I type this. Sorry this took so long! APUSH and AP Bio just want me to die before the year starts. Reviews are nice! Thanks to all your follows/faves/reviews! I'll try to update soon, like before Thrusday next week!