Headcanon: During one of the world meetings, America convinced Canada to start stomp/clapping the beat of 'We Will Rock You'. In just a few minutes, every country in the room was stomping, clapping, and singing along.
"Come on bro, please?"
"I don't know, America…"
"Canada, dude, you're the perfect man for the job! No one will really see you, so I won't get blamed!"
"I guess…Wait, what?"
"Okay man, it's decided then!" America grinned and pranced off to pig out and compliment himself on such a "totally-awsome-you-wouldn't-believe-it" idea.
'Operation: We Will Rock You' is a go!' America readied the camera on his phone and gave Canada a quick thumbs-up. The poor Canadian smiled weakly in response, not knowing what kind of commotion he would start.
As Canada composed himself, the meeting continued outside their little bubble. Germany managed to (somewhat) calm everyone down and begin the conference. He glanced over at America suspiciously, 'Why isn't he butting in? He's scheming! What should I do?'.
Boom, boom, clap. Boom, boom, clap.
'What the Hölle?'
Boom, boom, clap. Boom, boom, clap.
'Just why am I doing this?' Canada groaned in his mind. 'Oh, I hope IHOP really is as good as America really says.' Nonetheless, he continued stomping and clapping.
Boom, boom, clap. Boom, boom, clap.
England felt a shiver run up his spine. Oh no…
Boom, boom, clap.
His scalp prickled and his hair stood on end and frizzed into an even messier 'do than usual (if that was even possible). His dress shirt rumpled and the first few buttons popped.
'Not now…Please not now…' England knew what was coming, and knew he would regret it afterword.
In his mind, he could imagine the wicked grin adorning his face, and a teasing glint in his bright green eyes. Yep, there was no going back now. He had no control.
He stepped up on the table, whipped out a guitar from God-knows-where, and started to stomp and clap as well as roughly sing:
Buddy, you're a boy
Make a big noise playin'
In the street gonna be a
Big man someday.
As America caught the whole thing on video he thought, 'Definitely wasn't expecting that much of a reaction.'
You got mud on your
Face, big disgrace
Kicking your can all
Over the place.
And then came the legendary words:
Singing, we will we
Will rock you
We will, we will rock you.
Maybe it was the crazy vibe Britain was emitting, but it seemed to draw everyone and make them go bonkers. Anyone who had ever been in contact with Britain and America definitely knew this song. Many wondered how a "gentleman" (*cough stick-in-the-mud cough*) like him could ever be capable of punk or rock.
Italy was the first to join the clapping and stomping, wanting to be in on the excitement. 'Ve~ I don't know what's going on, but it's seems fun!'
Spain went next, dragging Romano in to boot. ("Come on, Lovi~" "No I can't, you bastard!" "Then I'll help you!" "Hey, get offa me! I can clap for myself!")
Eventually, every country joined in, stomping, clapping, and singing. In the background, America grinned.
'This is gonna go viral!'
AN:
Hello again! Thanks to Not Awesomer Than Prussia I tried to write humor again. I couldn't think of many funny things for this prompt, but oh well. I don't know how often I'll update, since I only come up with this stuff randomly.
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