Headcanon: For the 2010 Vancouver Olympics, participating nations were forced to locate Canada on the map. Most of them struggled to do so.

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"Wow, I was chosen? Me?" Canada gushed, pride practically glowing off of his skin. "I, Canada, was chosen to host the Olympics! Aren't you proud, Kumachiko?"

"Who're you?"

"I just said I'm Canada!"

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United States

"Really? Mattie was chosen to host the Olympics? Cool!" America flashed his usual grin, happy for his brother. "I'm definitely in on the Games! Mattie, the hero is coming!" He rushed off to pack his bags so he and his bro could hang out.

'But…how do I get there again?' America froze in his tracks. That was an unanticipated obstacle. 'Meh, I'll look it up on Google Maps.'

He searched on Google and waited…and waited. And waited. It almost seemed like even Google forgot where Canada was. The self-proclaimed "hero" didn't notice he wasn't connected to the internet.

'Man, Canada must be far for Google not to know where it is.' He closed his laptop and dug around in his drawers for some maps. "If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself."

So he sat his desk scanning the world map Britain gave him (he didn't know what was so wrong about his own map, but Britain had said to "be conscious of the world around you") over and over again. But for some reason, he just couldn't find Canada. He scrutinized Asia, examined Europe, had carefully studied South America, analyzed Africa, skimmed over Antarctica, and spent (more than) a few minutes on North America. In his frustration, he doodled on Mexico (totally not on purpose!).

After a while, America simply let his eyes wander the map, and spotted something new. "Whoa, what's that above me?"

He looked closer at the new country that miraculously appeared on the map, and gasped in awe. "Canada! Who knew he was magical?"

As he began to pack, he dialed up his brother. "Yo Mattie! I didn't know you were magical! That's awesome, bro. See ya when I come over!" Then he promptly hung up, leaving Matthew not knowing what had just happened.

"Eh?"

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AN

Hey guys (and girls) I'm back! Sorry it was so short, but I felt like if I tried adding more countries, I'd ruin it with the forced humor. I've had some problems with my laptop, and knowing my luck, I'll have to wait a few months to fix the problem. So I wrote this with my mom's old phone, which has QuickOffice (hallelujah!). But on the bad side, I have to type everything out on the keyboard on the screen. To any smarphone users out there, you know how frustrating it can be. And I'd be totally busted if I tried buying a bluetooth keyboard. My lack of laptop also means no more posts to dA. That really hurts.