Headcanon: Canada disapproves of how much coffee America drinks because he says it'll make you hyper and hurt your stomach. Part of the reason why Canada is so calm and quiet is because he never drinks caffeine. One day, at America's place, thinking it was a cup of hot chocolate left on the table, Canada accidentally drank coffee and tried to take over the world.

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"Hey America, maybe you should lay off the coffee." Canada cautioned.

"Nah, bro. I'm totally fine." America responded while fidgeting in his chair. It was obvious he needed to release some energy- he was literally shaking. He looked like one of those shivering Chihuahuas in cartoons, paired with his expression of a mad scientist, hyper clown, and a kid on Christmas morning. The crazy giddiness emanating from the guy was so strong it would make anyone want to barf rainbows and...weird stuff. But alas, the poor sap didn't even have a clue coffee was the real perpetrator.

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"Mattie, I'll be in the living room if you need me. Feel free to join me on my game after you eat."

"Sure thing, Alfred. "

Canada stepped into the kitchen, thinking about grabbing a quick bite before joining his brother. He took a hot-choco packet from the pantry abd was just about to rip it open when he saw a steamingug on the table.

'I guess I should just finish Alfred's mug before making a new cup of my own. I shouldn't let a perfectly hot cup of cocoa go to waste.' Canada thought to himself before downing it all in two gulps. As he swallowed the last few drops, he thought, 'I don't think this is cocoa...'. He grimaced at the bitter taste.

Yep, definitely America's black coffee. Matthew gagged a bit.

This was the first time coffee had ever touched his lips in months, if not years. The sudden intake of all this caffeine was too much for his system to handle. His mind cracked.

He let out a mighty roar.

"Raaaaahhh!"

Ahem, mighty roar.

"RAAAAAWRRR!"

Yeah, much better.

"Canada? You okay, man?" America stuck hjs head in the doorway. He glanced at his watch. "Bro, we're almost late to the meeting! Come on!"

Completely ignoring Canada's change of attitude, he dragged him to the car. The rest of the the time he was too busy jamming to the radio.

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"The hero is here!" America (obnoxiously) announced, arriving at the meeting with Canada in tow.

Due to his coffee rush, he was about twice as visible as usual. If he had known, maybe he would've made himself more presentable. With his Cookie Monster eyes, frothing mouth, and heavy panting. It looked like America brought a madman.

"Who is he?" The nations murmured among themselves.

"AHAHAHAHA!" Canada channeled his inner America and struck Onion's 'dignity laugh' pose. "I'm CANADA! And I'm going to take over all of you! AHAHAHA!"

He then brandished a hockey stick he got from behind his back and began to pound the countries to submission while an oddly carefree expression. He wasn't exactly hurting them, more like bopping their heads with his hockey stick. Needless to say, it was highly annoying.

"Smack! Smack! Smack!"

After a while, he managed to stuff everyone in a closet. It was mostly the countries trying to avoid the craziness and the result was being herded like sheep.

"AHAHAHA! I've captured all of you! World domination!"

"He does know that we're only the personifications, right?" said Britain's muffled voice.

"Eh..."

Since it was already a few hours after Canada initially drank the coffee, his high passed and he immediately blacked out.

"Just how are we going to get out?" asked China. They heard him jiggle the doorknob. "It's locked!"

Silence.

Then panic.

"Aiya!"

"What?! I have to stay in here with that frog within three feet of me?"

"Ve~! Germany I'm lost! Where are you!?"

"Ja, ja. I'm right here."

"Ohonhonhon..."

More silence.

AN:

I don't even know where I went with this...But my thumbs worked too hard text/typing this in to be thrown in the scrap!

Being the UsUk fangirl that I am, I had this little idea in my head for a small (very small!) UsUk-themed paragraph after they got out of the closet. But I didn't bother putting it in. If anyone wants it, I guess I could edit the chapter and put it in.

And yes, I'm aware that hot chocolate has a little caffeine. I just don't like changing the headcanon except for spelling and grammar.

(Has anyone else noticed how horrible I am with transitions? It always sounds either too much like a cheesy elementary student or it moves along too fast. Any tips on that?)