CHAPTER 18 ITS LOBO TIME BASTICHES
THE BASTICH SHIP WAS FLOATING ABOVE THE CITY AND I DONT THINK LEWA WAS TOO HAPPY WITH THAT
The Chronicler told the intruder to politely leave, as he was ruining the narration.
SCREW YOU BASTICH I DO WHAT I WANT
The Chronicler ignored this and asked for someone more coherent to write.
WHATRE YOU TALKIN ABOUT I THOUGHT YOURE THE WRITER
The intrepid writer sighed-
Okay, yes. I am.
SEE I TOLD YOU ALSO WHATS UP WITH IGNORING THE THIRD PERSON WRITING THING YOU HAD
Your presence is bad enough for me to ignore it. That said, get out.
AWW HOW CMON I THOUGHT I WAS HELPIN
By ruining the cohesiveness of the mechanics and absolutely halting the flow of the story? NO.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA TOO BAAD FOR YOU IM FRAGGIN IN THE FANFICTION SUCK ON THAT LOSER
I DON'T CARE. LEAVE.
FRAG YOU MOTHERFRAGGER LOOK IM SWEARING WHERE ITS NOT ALLOWED HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Good for you.
WOW THANKS ALSO LOOK AT THIS BASTICH
Chapter EighteeHKLJKLHn: GoLOBO RULEZ! V
The Gordanian ship floated over the city ZOOM IN SLIGHTLY, the gun continuing THEN TO AN EXTREME CLOSE-UP OF THE MAIN GUNS PULSATING BARREL INSIDEto warm up.
Stop.
im helpin you write THE STORY
Like THIS? Really, dude? Really?
yeah IM DOIN WHAT YOU WERE DOING AND STEALING THE STORY FROM A SCRIPT SITE
It's teeechnically not stealing. I'm not doing it to make any profit… although you could consider the screams of thousands of fangirls as they read and review my story a profit.
NOBODY REALLY DOES THAT THOUGH
Yeah.
SHOULDNT YOU JUST WRITE YOUR OWN THING
That's what I'm doing.
OH YEAH THE WHOLE MALUM AND AKHMOU THING WHYD YOU PAIR THOSE CHARACTERS TOGETHER.
I thought they'd work well.
Leave.
BUT I HAVE TO FRAGGING APPEAR NEXT
Don't care. You're wasting space.
num NO DUDE I THOUGHT I WA
Next section. After… this is the sequence where the group infiltrates the ship.
CAN YOU SKIIP IT
No. STOP.
PLEASE
NoPLEASE I'm noPLASEt helping you. StI WANNA FRAGGING APPEAR IN THE STORYop messing with my lines.
THIS AINT FAIR BASTICH
I'm not a bastich, you freaking idiot.
GET FRAGGEDthen to an extreme close-up of the main gun's pulsating barrel inside.
WHOOPS WRONG THING
The Gordanian ship floated over the city THERE WE GO
Dude. Stop. People are gonna think I'm an autist.
ARENT YOU ALREADY ONE FOR WRITING FANFICTION
Lots of people write fanfiction.
BUT NOT ME OH HOWRE YOU ACCESSING NOW I THOUGHT IT DIED
Stop looking at my tabs.
CHILL BASTICH IM NOT GONNA LOOK AT YOUR PRONZ OR ANYTHING
Screw you.
FRAG YOU TOO
Stop this, dumbass. You're going to bring everything to a f***ing screeching halt.
OOOH POTTY MOUTH
Yeah yeah. It's rated T. No harm done.
HAHAHA DO YOU KISS OYUR MOTHER WITH THAT DOLPUN NOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAH
You're not even doing it right.
F***. Please. Have some sense.
LET ME WRITE THE NEXT SECTION AT LEAST
It's not even going to be that LONG, you impatient douche. Wait your turn.
FRAG YOU FRAG YOU FRAG YOU
TLOBATITANS
PART TW3O: LOBOO BECAME A HERO
UUUGH. GET OUT OF MY STORY.
no
GET. OUT.
NO
F*** YOU! LEAVE!
FRAG YOU
GFeRtA GoYuOtU.
Okay f*** this. The Chronicler declared a NEW CHAPTER.