"Sasuke-san Itachi-san said your evil."
Said Uchiha glared at the wall that was in front of his bed, "Hn."
"No Sasuke-san that's Sakura! This is Itachi-san," she said motioning towards the wall that was in front of her.
"Hn."
"Oh I get it, you're glaring at Sakura because she's not as big of a fangirl as she used to be right?"
"…"
"I knew it!" Mayumi shouted at him, standing up quickly.
Once again she was answered with silence. They hadn't really talked for the last few days, well, not counting when he found out that she'd left the room to talk to Mr. Tiny Pervert. Okay so she'd been stupid enough to try and sneak out while Sasuke was asleep. She got bored easily! It wasn't her fault! It was his for being so god damn boring!
"Pssssst."
Mayumi laid on her back and stared at the wall behind her, "Yes Walter?"
"We should pull a prank on Sasuke when he falls asleep."
"That's not a bad idea! What do you have in mind?"
"Take a marker to his face?"
"Don't have one."
"Don't have one what?" Sasuke questioned, narrowing his eyes on her.
"A tampon."
"…"
Walter laughed, "Good cover up but I don't think he bought it."
"But his facial expression says he bought it and I just said that out loud…"
Sasuke glared at her than laid down on his bed with his back towards her.
"…"
"Okay so no marker, how about… Shaving his head?"
"I wonder if Sasuke-san shaves his chest hair..." Mayumi wondered aloud. "I mean he clearly doesn't have any so where does it go?"
"If he shaves it on the floor."
"… Does he shave his armpits and legs too than?"
"I'd imagine so."
"…Sasuke-san's now gayer than Sai-san."
"Does Naruto have chest hair?" Walter questioned her.
"I don't know I haven't seen him shirtless."
"One of these days… Find out and tell me."
Mayumi made a face, "I don't wanna see him without a shirt though."
"… Back to plotting against Sasuke…"
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that."
"Ummm… Shall you strip him and throw his clothes in the toilet?"
"Ew! That's worse than seeing Naruto shirtless!"
"Okay so no stealing clothes I guess… Oh! I know! You should put his hand in warm water, and then he'll pee himself," Walter laughed evilly.
Mayumi's eyes widened, "Yeah… Let's do that one!"
"Mayumi…"
The blue haired female sat up slightly and looked at Sasuke, "Yes?"
"Don't leave the room, I'm serious on this, leave, and I'll kill you," he narrowed his eyes to prove his point.
"Okaaaaaay! Jeez you're grumpy today..."
"Hn."
With that last chosen…word? Could you even consider that a word? Well anyways with that last chosen Uchiha thing Sasuke left the room, closing the door soundly behind him. A loud irritated sigh escaped her lips; now she'd have to wait even longer to put his hand in the water! Ugh it was so unfair! Why couldn't he just go to bed early for once? Was that really too much to ask? No! She was being freaking held against her freaking will and he couldn't let her make him pee himself! How cruel… God, Sasuke was such an asshole…
*With Sasuke*
"I knew it'd come to this," Orochimaru said, sending a glare at the Uchiha; his arms crossed off to the side to keep Sasuke's chidori from piercing his heart.
"I have nothing more to learn from you. I won't show you any mercy either…" Sasuke told him, his sharingan blazing in his eyes and his curse mark starting to spread. "Even if you beg for it. Orochimaru, you are weaker than me. There's no point in sacrificing my body to you anymore."
"Big words… From the leftover Uchiha," the old man glared.
"Hmph, if I hadn't been so weak, I never would've sought you out would I?" Sasuke sneered. "… You only wanted me because you handle Itachi. Right mister, "Great Sannin Genius"? Perhaps the world at large would consider you gifted, but you're nowhere near the level of an Uchiha. Before us, the greatest genius in the universe barely comes off as average. And as someone who carries that name, from my point of view… Your attempts to obtain our power are so disgusting they're almost funny. Saturation yourself with drugs and medicine? Transferring bodies? Your methods are pointless. Do you even have a goal anymore? You claim to be seeking the reason behind existence," he narrowed his eyes. "Yet all you do is make petty excuses for playing god with people's lives. You sicken me."
The Uchiha made his move than, moving onto the bed where Orochimaru was currently laying, then bring his katana back to strike the man. Before the blade could slice into him; the old man opened his mouth wide and a white scaled snake jumped from his mouth.
Sasuke stopped his movement and looked behind him, "…So you true body is a scaly white serpent… You wanted to take over other peoples' bodies so badly; you experimented on your own… Now you're a pathetic shell of your former self…" He said, stepping away from now useless body.
Orochimaru glared at him with snaky eyes, his scales actually being shakes themselves, "Come Sasuke-kun… Give me your body!"
With that said he quickly shot towards the dark haired male. Sasuke jumped up and over the man/snake, avoiding the attack completely. The two of the snake heads that were a part of Orochimaru's body moved themselves up and launched towards the airborne Uchiha. The younger male held his blade out and spun around, severing the heads.
Orochimaru hissed as Sasuke landed on his feet, skidding back slightly. When he looked up he took note that the snaky scales also had began to move off of the Sannin. Quickly, the male Uchiha put his blade back and removed his shirt so that it was hanging around his waist as the snakes shot towards him. His hair began to turn to a light shade of blue and grow out as his seal began its second stage.
"Thought the snake dreams of soaring through the sky," Sasuke spoke as the snakes began to consume him. "He is forever doomed to crawl on his belly." (A/N: Hehehhe Sasuke said belly XD)
Right as they wrapped around him completely they seemed to explode from the inside, ripping apart a splattering the room. The serpent-like man stared in awe at his former student.
"You'll have your chance to fly, snake… In the talons of a hawk," the Uchiha said, his hand-like wings spread wide behind him.
Orochimaru narrowed his eyes and charged forward, "SASUKEEEEEEEEEE!"
*With Mayumi*
"I'm bored!" Mayumi shouted, tossing stuff around the room.
So far she'd been looking to see if Sasuke had a diary… It seemed that the male Uchiha didn't have one. Poor unloved Uchiha Diary…
"Well I'm gonna leave the room now, bye-bye Walter, Naruto, Sakura, Ino, and Itachi!"
Mayumi skipped out of the merrily, completely ignoring, and or forgetting, Sasuke's previous threat. Hey… Why was Kabuto standing stiffly while Sasuke was walking away from him and towards her- Ohhhh... Must have been a blow-job…
"Which one… Are you?"Kabuto questioned.
What the hell did he mean by that? Well whatever he meant by it he got Sasuke to look over his shoulder at her.
"Which one do you think?" Sasuke questioned, smiling slightly.
How did she know? She didn't, just a luck guess.
Kabuto's eyes widened in horror and disbelief, "Orochimaru-sama...is dead…"
"I've taken over," Sasuke said, smirking, Mayumi guessed again.
The male Uchiha turned from him and started walking towards the blue haired female once more, frowning at her.
*Moments Later*
Mayumi hugged herself tightly as she and Sasuke walked into Mr. Tiny Pervert's room. Why they were in there, she had no clue, on the other hand she did notice that there was a large amount of water on the floor.
"I thought that was you…" Mr. Tiny Pervert spoke. "So you actually defeated Orochimaru then…"
"Woah! Sasuke-san you killed Orochimaru!" Mayumi questioned, looking at him suddenly. "…I give you props for killing the evil cross-dresser, now you can come home with me!"
"Yeah forget that though, let's get you out of there," Sasuke said completely ignoring her.
"Why does everyone always ignore me?" She pouted as Sasuke withdrew his blade and swiftly cut into the glass container.
"Finally, thanks Sasuke…" Said Mr. Tiny Pervert's voice as a man began to form from the water that had been spilt.
"We'll take care of you first. Mizugetsu, come with me."
"I'm first, so… Who are the rest, then?" The white haired male questioned, getting up from the puddle of water and forming his body.
"Two to go… I'm taking Juugo from the north base and Karin from the south base," Sasuke informed him.
Mayumi's cheeks blushed brightly and she turned away from the Pervert, who, it turns out, was completely naked… She'd forever have that image scared into her poor memory.
"Oh really?" Suigetsu questioned.
"What?"
"Oh dear… I really don't like those two at all… I really don't believe I can get along with them… Heh… The little blue haired girl right there though… I might be able to get used to her being around…"
Sasuke narrowed his eyes slightly and ignored the last part, "No need for you to get along especially well, just work with them."
"Well… You did save me. I suppose I can work with them if you say so…" He said standing up. "But I don't know what to make of the one who's chosen those two…Sasuke."
"Just stop talking. Put on clothes and let's go."
"Haha, you really do talk like you're in charge…" Suigetsu appeared behind the dark haired male and placed his pointer finger against his head like a gun. "Let's make our relationship extremely clear, shall we?"
Mayumi made a face, still turned away, "Sasuke-san you're cheating on Naruto-kun?"
Yet again, she was ignored.
"Just because you defeated Orochimaru doesn't put you in charge here…" The pervert told him. "Everyone was after him. Someone would have taken him out sooner or later… Orochimaru liked you; otherwise you'd be locked up, not by his side. You simply had more chances to kill him than the rest of us."
"…You're point?" Sasuke asked, watching Mayumi to make sure she didn't turn around.
"Right now I have the advantage."
Suigetsu laughed again, "Haha just kidding, your heart didn't skip a single beat there. It really wasn't just a fluke that you beat him… That's reassuring. I've heard that you were strong from quite some time ago. You were in the team that defeated my senior, Momochi Zabuza, weren't you?"
Mayumi waved her hands around, "So was I!"
The white haired male smiled slightly, "I'll go with you. But before getting the other two, I have a little detour I'd like to take, if you don't mind."
And that shall be chapter 31, I did this during study hall today so please don't yell at me for bad grammer TT^TT Anyways, you guys tied Sasuke and Itachi again… .. You're making my job harder :D Please review and or vote! Those make me really happy XD