chapter twenty4 the subspace emissionary
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!1um help me lobo whats going on going on going on on no?
"Lobo grinned. "Subspace, bastiches!"" Things Don't work the way they should!
That's not helpful at all.
"Sorry, Lobo said, I ddn"t hear what you SAID AT ALL!1'"
WOOHOO!
Things got rwal wonky real fast. Time and space ware worping to bwcome ireellevant okay whats up with my psliinng.'
"I have no idea, Malum fronwed."" Wait, how did I do that?
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I have abdolutely no ida.
didn't you pull this stunt before lobo! when you hikcacked the story and starting typing garbage?
yeah, that happened. "Lobo frowned. [Stop. You keep using that expression and its boirng.]
Thing's don't work the way they should, dude. Tell lobo to get you out. "What? Malum frowned. Frowing? I don't see how thsat s a problem?"
Dancing in the Void
The Teen Titans did not exist yet, but for some odd reaon they lay dancing in the void. "I don't see how this can happen," the courpse of Akhmou said.
"The great spirits will ip," said Vakama. Realitty is bokrnw as we know it. blade runner 1980.
"What? Akhmou frowned. How was he alive, and how did that make any sense?'
I have no idea, said Makuta. but here we are. in ubpace. weeee.
"No,, my master," akhmou said {emotieon{ and then he died again.
stop doing that
chapter twentyfive danny phantom meets the teen titans
suddenly danny phantom appeared okh what. he was goin that thing he always does hwere the nasty burger explodes and he spans and goes to jump grows up and meets the titans. whod ont exist instory but can here? im ean seriously what.
"I told you, said Lobo. REAlity is broken, bastich! I know, the chronicler said. you said that thousands of times. "What's going on, said danny phantom. you tell me, the author said. no. I don't hae a neam.
um no I don't. that's dimn. deal bastiches [get out lobo}
chapter 26 crossover tiem
okay not things were getting really weird as hero factory AND JNINJAGO EXISTED TOO HELP THIS ISNT MAKING ANY TSNESE THEY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE able to rossover with bionicle seriously lbo stop fish f***ing bulls***
nepeta was back. she's a homestuck. troll. doesn't exist as all. ":33 the opurration was a success, she said."
how is nepeta here isn't she dead
anyways here was kimposibe here to f*** s*** up. and also dragons. get out shu dpids ths is
naruto. naruto no juUTEO stop
NAruto grinned. "Believe it! " I told him to shut p as he wasn' f***ing elping. he said he woulg get artemis, but she's in this univers already? so I turned into a dog. I fron. why am I in this viewpoint.
:33 its business beeyoth. ok thank you nepeta. why is ben 10 hwew oo seriously at one point your gonna have to bring in pmy littpe pony nd that's inuniverse too as a tv show right?
Chapter Ten: Spike and the Spiderses
Spike gasped. The spiders were here. Clawing at his stomach. Eating into his very soul.
He apologized to Twilight mentally. Although he hadn't managed to find her after she had disappeard… he really wanted to make things up to her. The fights, the idiocy, the regrets. They shouldn't have happened.
Suddenly, a huge spider shot up out of his back, covering him in blood. He gasped and died. ":33 thats revenge for killing m33 napeta said why was I eritng mlp fanfic just there? loboooooo malum and akhmou help me someow.
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Chapter 26: Captain of the Gravy Train/Homestar Saves the Day
"AAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaa, I'm the captain of the gravy train!"
Malum glowered. "You've got to be kidding me."
"AAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaa, I once cosplayed a Jenga Jam at Kanime Con!"
Lobo grinned. "It is! Welcome to the end of subspace."
"AAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaa, Marvels Comics have some geeriously epic status quo receipts!"
"But it can't be!" said Malum- I mean Akhmou, who was supposed to be dead. Come on, subspace.
"AAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaa, fifty winks says 4chan can't rectify my midnight Danish problem!"
"we just have to walk through him," Lobo advised, "and we'll be home free."
"How easy is it to do that when he keeps spouting useless gibberish-"
AAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaa! Hey there, tweeny, I'll have ya learns that I'm actulally pretty transparent!
Get the F*** out!
AAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaa! Once I contoured a 53809k wourd fanvideo fictional!
Anyways, Lobo smiled. "Not too hard. We just gotta contain him."
Can't fucking do anything when he's ruining my story!
"What happened to the rules of quotation?" Lobo asked.
Ugh… I frown. Subspace, bastiches.
"Hahahaaa! Frag yeah! High five, bastich!" Lobo offered his hand to the author.
Not possibly. I don't exist, I sigh.
"huh?"
I'm corporeal. Talking to you all from another dimension.
"And that is…"
Earth… 311? I say.
"Oh. Okay. How do we get past this chucklehead?"
"AAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaa, femaleslash feburary is acatually a gallon of thousand damn sundaes!"
"It's okay!" another voice said. Huh? I ask. Who're you?
"I'm Homestaw Wunnew, hewe to save the day!"
"There's nothing to save," Akhmou's corpse deadpanned.
"That's alwight in my book. Leave this to me!"
With that, he suddenly turned a hoel in the dimension. And StrongBAd appeared. Seriosuly? is this what we're doing now, adding in hr characters?
"Yeah, guess so," Strongbad sighs. "It was gonna be our time sooner or later."
I frown. "Why now?"
"God only knows, kid. Just pray you haven't been desecrated by Homsar over here."
AAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaa, the Black Pope's gonna bring tonally rad relevance to the USSOreoes!
"Aww, Stwong Bad." Homestar beams. "You can't escape from his cuteness. It just is a thing that happens.
we're on page 98, you dolts. get the f*** crap out of my book.
"I'm wih you on that one," Strong Bad says, moving back to his laptop. Homestar follows him. Homsar doesn't seem to leave at all. weird.
Furno frowned at his irrelevance. STOP FROWNNG
"I'm William Furno, and I command you give me something to do."
I just did. Stop frowning and get back to your dimension.
"Can't," Furno sighs. "Black Phantom's taken it over."
Oookay, then. What about you, Kim.
"Drakken.
I don't know. Okay. Ben?
"eh. Probably got sent here through the negative zone, anyway." Which version are you? "All of them." Okay wow.
Naruto? "Believe it!" F*** you.
Dragons? Which dragons? I'm gonna assume the riders of berk, whci makes zero sense too. "The white blaze horntail sent me here," hiccup says. get out.
Spike, who is here because I started writing MLP fanfiction based on the Spiderses for reasons probably relating to my insanity, suddenly asks for my opinion. "I don't know, dude. Is Twilight looking for you?"
"She just got turned into an Alicorn. I'm not going back there!"
And you're certainly not going back with us into the DC… dimension. Go with Hiccup. Spike salutes me. "Righto, dude!"
what about ninjago, who can work with bionicle but not teen titans? get out too, tou f***ing udbmbshits. leave.
and lastly danny phantom and nepeta. okay nepeta is fine. shes a total f***ing bro. but I don't know if the story will work with her.
AC: :33 no i dont think itll work
okay. thanks for using pesterchum format. but youll still stay with me right?
:33 okay why not. that sounds purrfect
yay thanks. as for danny phantom…
"Nasty Burger exploded. Parents and friends died." WE KNOW.
"Nowhere to go. Just escaped Vlad. Jump is the closest city I know of."
Okay, but the story's already started. Go somewhere else.
"Where?" Danny asks, frowning. "It's a Small World?"
No. There's a parallel earhth having these stories without Lewa. It's called Earth-731, I think. Ours is Earth-732. Go to the first one.
"Wouldn't I mess that one up too?" Danny scowls.
Hmm. Well… There is Earth-616. Which is Marvel, but apparently Young Justice uses it. I think you'll fit in just fine.
But I have to go to Jump!
Okay. fine.. I donno why there is't a Earth-"NBEEDPECVPAG2G", but go to… shit… Earth-731.5?
Danny smiles. "I ccan stille leave it, right?"
"Yeah, I would think so.
He waves ,creates a whole, and leaves. Bye!
Lobo grinned. "There's our hole right in front."
Indeed, it was, glowing blue and staring at them menacingly.
"Is that…" Akhmou's corpsegasped. "Do we go through that?"
"Yep!" The Czarnian motored towards it. "It'll take us to Jump a week in the future. You can start your search from there.
"Without you?"
"Naah, I'll still be alongside ya. We're just checkin."
"okay, then."
AAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaa
100th PAGE CELEBRATION SPECTACULAR. WOOOOHOOOO! /c
I'm sorry about this chapter. I don't know what came over me.