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It was break, and Tsuna had managed to disappear into thin air without my notice.

Damn, he's good.

That or I was daydreaming again. Can't blame me, we had History, and the teacher was droning on and on for sooo long…. And it was so freakin boring!

I think I fell asleep.

I sighed, rubbing on my scalp as my eye twitched again, keeping an eye out for a mop of brown fluffy hair somewhat similar to my own, longer hair as I quickly traveled down the hall with quick strides, the students parting way for me as I gave them a cold glance and holding myself haughtily, crunching my strawberry pocky at the side of my lip in my quest for my Twin as I ignored the whispering of the students as they looked at me pass.

Damn, I'm pretty sure I looked like some sort of prissy trouble maker, like usual.

But Image is useless when it's already ripped into shreds through the years of protecting Tsuna from bullies.

But that's a story for another time.

'Where is he…? I'm sure Reborn… considering how creepy that supposed baby is, would not allow Tsuna to run.' I stopped as I felt a headache coming on, turned towards a sturdy wall, and started banging my head on it, causing the 'normal' students to gasp and run off like headless chickens screaming before I rested my forehead on the wall shaking my head and rubbing my neck again as I sighed, eye twitching from annoyance from all that was happening 'Shit, just thinking about that devil gives me migraines….'

A flash back of Tsuna in his boxers screaming "REBORN!" caused me to slam my forehead against concrete yet again.

*Bang*

At the end of my 'head banging session', I was so out of it that I did not notice a certain scary as hell prefect watching me with slight amusement.

"Why are you attempting to destroy school property?" A cold smooth baritone spoke, and I turned my head towards the direction of the voice to see a pair of gleaming gun-metal glaring back at me with that 'Peering into your Soul' look as his infamous catchphrase left scowling lips.

"I'll bite you to death." He stated with a malicious glint in his eye as a noted that one of his arms held his signature weapon gracefully.

Tonfas. Gleaming pair of stainless steel screaming 'Pain for Ur Face!' gleaming in the sunlight.

Cue me sweatdropping.

RUN BITCH RUN! RUN FROM THE MALICIOUS DUDE THINKING OF POUNDING IN YOUR FACE!

"…..Bye-bye…" I said softly, side stepping him before running down the hallway in a mad dash as fast as my spindly legs could carry me, most likely sporting a very amusing face filled with fear, missing the amused smirk the perfect had and that he continued walking down the corridor, away from the direction I was running.

I took me a few more seconds to finally notice that my life was not in danger from being tonfa'd since I technically didn't destroy school property (Hell, I couldn't even DENT it even if I wanted too! I bet I didn't even scratch the Measly PAINT off!) And that a certain demon prefect had just been screwing around with me, I started smashing my head into the nearest wall until I was dizzy enough to see baby carrots being chased by baby rabbits again.

But this time there was cheerful twittering of birds accompanying it.

Damn you, Hibari Kyoya. Damn you.

Somehow staggering (Read flopping….Just kidding!) towards the gym, which, because it was a building not connected to the main building of the school, forced me to stagger like some half-rotten zombie under the fuc-ahem sun which was the bane of my existence, my mouth slightly nibbling on a pocky like usual.

I have now, if you have not known, given up on my search for Tsuna (Whom I had a sneaking feeling was not quite thinking today was 'THE BESTEST DAY EVAR!' *Cue sparkles and pink mist in the background as he became moe*) and decided since Reborn would be the bastard I expected him to be, Tsuna, as scared as he was, was going to show up for this fight, one way or another.

I opened the doors (With absolute flair from my foot to the door) to see a large group of students already gathering for the 'fight' where 'Dame-Tsuna' was going to battle 'Mochida-senpai' in a battle to the death.

Well, not really, but you get my point.

I confidently strode into the gym, ignoring the stares I was receiving as I continued my merry way to the middle of the room, the students clearing the way for me (Because if they didn't, they would find themselves simply pushed out-of-the-way and landing painfully onto the ground) and allowing me to see the person who began this whole fiasco.

Hell, Even Hibari was there!

Did I not just escape his doom a few moments earlier? What a guy….

Anyways…

There stood Mochida, idiotic senpai and Captain of the Kendo Club, donning a protective suit as a wooden sword was resting on his shoulder as he smirked arrogantly at me while I just looked at him calmly, coming to a halt with my hands crossed in front of my chest as I looked at him impassively.

"Oi! Sawada! Where's your brother!?" He sneered at me as he spoke haughtily with his ego floating out towards the stratosphere as I munched on my pocky, looking at him with an unimpressed look slapped onto my face as he continued to brag, as opposed as to how cowardly he acted this morning… then again, I did dig my heel into his universal male weak spot… "Is he to chicken to come and fight me?" He yelled, giving an obnoxious laugh like all idiotic people would if they thought everything was going their way "I can't blame him, that piece of Trash would never win against me!"

Dude, I said nothing. Though I am rather flattered you cared enough to remember my name.

Not.

I just stared blankly at him, holding my pocky box as I stuffed another stick into my mouth, crunching wordlessly as the students around me started voicing out their own ideas of the current whereabouts of my twin.

"I guess he ran…"

"That's Dame-Tsuna alright."

"Too chicken…"

Mochida's smirk grew wider as the whispering grew louder, before he gave a barking laugh "This means I win by default!" He laughed, sounding like some sort of dog as he stuck his nose in the air like some sort of comedic idiot.

I snorted, munching my pocky whilst rolling my eyes, not in the least offended by such childishness.

Apparently, that got him a little mad "What are you staring at, Sawada?" He snarled while pointing his wooden sword at my face, trying to intimidate me with a small sneer.

Heh, so much like an animal ruffling its fur, it was kinda funny.

But I was someone who easily gets offended too.

And pointing a sword at my face, and anyone's face, is pretty offending, even if it was made of bamboo.

I looked at him calmly, simply sliding in a hand into Bag-kun and shuffling it about, looking for the handle to my-

"He came!"

"Tsuna!"

"That Dame dame Tsuna really came!"

The choruses of gasping a surprised voices stopped me in my actions as I turned around to face my one and only twin, who was standing there at the doors of the gym and the crowd slowly parted as he also slowly walked in, a nervous look etched onto his face as everyone gapped at his appearance, all thinking that the coward would have fled, and voicing it too.

Well, if they did, why bother showing up for a fight then?

I could never understand idiots, never.

Hibari has legit reasons though, if things got too rowdy, he'll be in the perfect place to 'bite us all to death'.

Gah, Tsuki, focus on your lovable brother who is shaking like a leaf here!

"Tsuki!" Tsuna gasped softly as he caught sight of me in slight shock, walking faster now and quickly he was by my side, a hand grasping loosely in my hand. It was a habit of his that I shared when one of us became slightly nervous, ever since we were only young toddlers, and from the slight shaking of his hand, I knew he was beyond just nervous. He was petrified of what Mochida would do.

But the fact that he showed up means that Tsuna had the strength to face this one idiot alone, and made me proud.

So I clasped his back and gave him one of my smiles reserved only for him and Mom "….Reborn?" I softly questioned with what I hoped was a knowing look with a tilt of my head, and his cheeks redden slightly as he gave a slightly nervous laugh when I smiled again, this time in amusement. Devil baby strikes again, huh? "…..I'm proud….."

He blinked, not really hearing what I said "Tsuki…?"

Mochida chose that moment to begin his terribly poor insults on my poor twin "There you are perverted stalker!"

Stalker? That should be ME! Just kidding, but being a wallflower does have some sort of use you know! We watch other people's lives, hoarding any sort of blackmail into our little brains to be used in the future for our goals….

It's a wonder why the quiet people never seemed to rule the world, when we could.

Oh well, maybe they, like me, where lazy bums.

"Heaven may forgive a piece of trash like you," Look who's talking? "But I won't! I shall punish you!"

Now I might look calm and collected on the outside, but inwardly I felt like jumping him and making him eat my shoe, with a forceful method of course. Maybe stick up his ass with his own bamboo stick he calls a sword.

I am capable of feeling anger, after all.

But Tsuna's grip tightened when I moved slightly, sensing my intentions a mile away as he slightly shook his head, before tilting of to the sidelines, eyes silently begging.

I sighed, slowly nodded unhappily, and moved off to the side and allowed Tsuna to have his little 'showdown' with Mochida, stopping and standing next to a really tall kid with black hair and a tan…

Hummm…. If I'm not mistaken, Yamamoto Takeshi was his name.

When I was no longer in harm's way, Tsuna turned toward Mochida, hands held up into the universal 'I surrender' gesture "Wait…." He began, in a hopeful tone that suggested that he wanted this to end peacefully "…there was a reason for what happened…"

"I won't listen to excuses!" Mochida oh so 'heroically' exclaimed, pointing his sword right at Tsuna's face like how he did with me earlier, causing my eye to twitch as Tsuna gasped with fear, looking at the weapon in Mochida's, as much as I hate to admit, capable hands while laughing at the smaller boy ( A.K.A My Twin), basking in his fear.

"Don't worry, you're just a beginner at Kendo," Boo on you for challenging Tsuna to something you are a master at, Mochida "…so if you can even get one point from me, you win." He continued "If you can't, then I win. The prize is, of course….."

The sword was swung once more, and landed on a certain girl with unique Orange hair and emitted girly sparkles while smiling. "Sasagawa Kyoko!"

I facepalmed, completely guessing the outcome of the situation and was a little put off when it was completely correct as my twitch as I crunched on my snack, not noting Yamamoto looking at me in confusion as I facepalmed again, concerned for my well-being.

"P-Prize?" Kyoko stuttered, slightly appalled as her best friend, Hana, scowled at Mochida, finally noting how much of a jerk he actually was. FINALLY! Someone smart noticed!

Mochida twisted into battle stance, the bamboo sword pointed at Tsuna "Let's go, Sawada!"

Tsuna gave a small "Hiee" as he stepped back a little, intimidated by Mochida. Yamamoto quickly yelled his name and tossed a bamboo sword at Tsuna, who somehow managed to clumsily grab it before getting knocked down by Mochida immediately, landing on his behind and losing his grip on his weapon.

A few moments later, Tsuna was being chased by Mochida around the gym, and it was a classic scene of a bully with a stick chasing the smaller kid while laughing obnoxiously as Tsuna scampered around, trying to avoid Mochida's seasoned strikes while the latter laughed like he was having a great time.

My eye twitched, my fists shaking.

Then, he got swiped under his feet, technically below the belt.

I practically growled.

"You're mine!" Mochida laughed in triumph, holding up his sword as he got ready to land the killing blow that might seriously hurt Tsuna.

"STOP!" I yelled angrily, breaking my usual silence and hesitant way of speech and trying to move forward to block for Tsuna as I instinctively would, but Yamamoto managed to hold me back with a hand, making me glare up at him. The baseball star simply shook his head "It's too dangerous!" He insisted, twisting his arm a little so he was somewhat grabbing me.

I was about to say "Freak you!" when Kyoko suddenly went into the ring and yelled "Sawada-kun! Do your best!"

Needless to say, everyone was simply shocked.

I mumbled out an "...Ehh….?" While my pocky managed to still hang on my slightly open mouth.

Tsuna stuttered a "Kyoko-chan…?"

Mochida had this shocked/WTF look on his face as he looked at his 'prize' rooting for the opposition.

Then

*BANG*

Down went Tsuna.

It was silent for a moment, but nobody noticed since they were wondering where the hell that bullet shot came from.

Idiots, will always be idiots.

Then, Dying Will Time!

Cue Tsuna glowing like an illuminating fish and growing an Orange Flame on his forehead and him jumping up suddenly, ripping his clothes in the process as he yelled "REBORN!"

If there was anyone who wasn't shocked by THAT, the next things to come out of my twin's mouth should do it.

"I'll get a point no matter what it takes!" He roared, before charging straight at the Kendo Captain with his newfound confidence with a battle roar, ignoring the jeers of our peers as they noted his new attire with glee, calling him names as Mochida just laughed and raised his sword confidently.

"Idiot! Did you think that would affect me?" Mochida yelled, before he swung the bamboo sword down with terrible force right down on Tsuna's head, but instead of smacking my twin down onto the ground like he expected (And for a moment, What I expected), the bamboo just bounced off and somehow shattered into itty bitty strands of weak fiber, shocking the Kendo Champ and allowing Tsuna to knock him down by hopping onto him and straddling him, effectively pinned down as Tsuna raised a hand up high, as if he were to chop down on the teen under him.

"Mounted Position…?" Yamamoto said in slight awe, still holding me back.

"He's planning to hit that guy!" Some gruff voice said behind me, but I was too preoccupied with what Tsuna was going to do next I did not turn around to acknowledge the person.

Tsuna gave an animalistic shout as his raised hand shot down too….grab a fist full of Mochida's raven locks before brutally ripping it out and holding it up like a trophy for all to see, causing many, including me, to drop open their jaws in shock as he shouted "You think I'll only get one point? I have 100-points now!" before glaring at the supposed referee, who did not acknowledge his point. Maybe he was too shocked at the awesomeness?

My eye twitched as I watched the amusing scene play out.

And the crowd burst out in cheers and laughter.

"Good thinking Tsuna!"

"He never specified what you needed to get a point from."

Still, the ref refused to acknowledge the point…er Points.

I smell a rat. An idiotic rat.

Tsuna's glare narrowed in slight thought "If that's not enough…" he trailed off, before he started to rip Mochida's hair off in frenzy of movement, causing the crowd to go crazy as he ignored Mochida's wailing under him.

Huh, I detect sadism.

Whoops, that was me, grinning slightly at the scene.

As I said, Sue me. I am enjoying this shit way too much.

The referee who was shocked that Tsuna actually was ripping the actual HAIR off Mochida's head (Maybe he was in La-la Land or something…) finally decided to yelp in fear "Point! Red Team wins!" as he raised Tsuna's flag into the air, signaling his victory.

It was silent for a small moment, and then everyone cheered.

"Wow!"

"Tsuna won!"

I smiled to myself, quickly pushing past Yamamoto's slackened arm as he seemed to stare at Tsuna dumbly as I pushed past the crowd and managed to break through, ignoring the bald head of Mochida as I grabbed Tsuna with a one-armed hug, the flame on his head dissolved into thin air as I did so, making him stumble a little with a blush on his face as I nodded at him, still crunching on my pocky.

"…Good job." I stated a little more cheerfully than my usual monotony, and Tsuna gave a nice blush and a sheepish, yet relived smile as I flashed him a piece sign.

Now….just one more thing…

"Sawada-kun!" Kyoko's cheerful voice called as she approached us, and Tsuna tensed under my arm as I looked at her blankly as Tsuna managed to mumble out a "K-Kyoko-chan!" and blush a little more at the sight of his cute crush, looking down onto the ground in embarrassment.

I just patted his back, reminding him that I was there as he slightly relaxed.

Kyoko sheepishly bowed a little, as if she was also embarrassed about the whole thing "I'm sorry about this morning." She started, hand to the side of her head. "My friends tell me a lot that I don't know when to laugh."

Bullshit. If this wasn't Kyoko we were looking at in the first place who was known as an airhead. Never less, she is still nice, enough. So I forgive her.

Tsuna though, reacted by slumping a little, and small black lines seemed to appear on his forehead as he mumbled "She thinks my confession this morning was a joke!" that only I could hear.

I inwardly chuckled at him.

Then, the school's idol quickly looked up with shining amber eyes filled with admiration "You really are incredible!" She said sincerely "You're not like some average guy." She added, smiling.

Tsuna quickly got over his funk and looked at Kyoko, giving a small hum of confusion and shock that his idol thought so highly of him.

"Is it okay if I call you Tsuna-kun from now on?"

I sighed as Tsuna seemed blown away from such a simple question. Though I don't blame him, here was his crush asking him if she could call him by his first name! It must be pretty big for him. But not wanting to make him look like a fool, I lightly poked him on the cheek that elicited a giggle from Kyoko as Tsuna finally snapped outa it, giving a small blush as he quickly nodded to Kyoko "O-Of course!"

Kyoko smile cheerfully, causing sparkles to appear magically out of thin air around her face as she nodded to me and went off in her merry way, leaving me with a swooning twin brother in my arms still in his sky blue boxers and naked in public for the second time that day.

I sighed, and gave a small chuckle while looking up, eyes catching sight of an open window that was not moments earlier.

'Reborn, you weird baby.' I felt like a smile was about to appear on my lips as I watched the window 'You knew. You knew. And Tsuna…. will definitely grow from this.' My face slipped back into its emotionless mask as that thought made itself known while I poked Tsuna's cheek, snapping him out of his daydreaming 'He'll grow stronger… stronger…'

I ignored the small tensing in my chest as I thought of that, blaming it on nerves.

So preoccupied we where, that we did not notice the silver-haired teen glaring at us from outside the gym doors.

When we arrived home that evening, we were ready to collapse into our separate beds after a nice shower and delicious dinner to catch up on the eventful day we had today in our separate rooms to relax leisurely in our 'Us Time'.

Reborn could care shit about our 'Us Time', apparently.

So as soon as Tsuna's toe touched the floor of our house, we were herded up stairs by means of Reborn's gun (While mom cooed at the sidelines of us 'playing' with such realistic 'toys') into Tsuna's messy room and were forced to sit onto the floor when said sadistic hit-man baby decided to add another thing onto our list of 'excitements' for today.

That Tsuna was to be the Tenth Generation Boss of the Vongola Family.

And, surprise, surprise, Vongola was a Mafia 'family'.

Italians and their confusing use of words….

"W-what!?" Tsuna exclaimed as I just stared at Reborn after that incredibly interesting revelation of our family's heritage. "I'm the Vongola family's tenth generation boss?!" Tsuna said incredulously "Me?!"

I stared at Tsuna while munching on a few sticks of pocky as my hand held the box, before I started imagining Tsuna all grown up while being the boss of the biggest mafia family in Italy (Thus the world…)

~Tsuki's attempt at Imagination. ~

The room shadowed; no light daring to shine into the room, the windows blocked by dark satin curtains hides all that were inside.

Tsuna, all grown up and extremely awesome looking, sat at some fancy golden throne, glass of wine in his hands as he coldly ordered the death of some other mafia boss just because he has sullied the red carpet he loves to walk on in all his powerful glory as some of his millions of loyal subordinates in true ninja like fashion disappeared to do the ugly deed.

Then, in a clichéd moment, an assassin appeared behind Adult-ish Tsuna, who swiftly dealt with the 'so-called' threat with ease and had the assassin on his knees and bleeding in all the areas able to bleed while Tsuna looked down with cold eyes as he cocked his gun while his expensive suit looked as wrinkle-free as it could be.

Flawless Italian flowed out in deep baritone as he pointed the gun at the assassin "I am the boss of the Vongola. Sawada Tsunayoshi, remember the name of that killed you." Before a loud gunshot rang out ominously, striking fear into the hearts of men.

…..EPIC FAIL!

~Tsuki returns to the REAL WORLD~

Note to self, do not imagine Tsuna bad-ass since I fail at imagination.

I stuffed a few more and munch on a few more sticks of pocky, my eye twitching a little.

Reborn ignored my sudden change in eating habit as Tsuna 'Hieeee'-ed and pet my back in a bid to calm me down as the baby hitman turned towards us "I came here" He began "Because I was requested by the current Vongola family boss, The Ninth, to train you into an admirable boss."

Pft, yeah, great, I salute thee on your effort. Not.

Tsuna did not like where this was going. Just this morning, he had the most terrible experience of having been forcefully stripped naked by a baby with monstrous strength to confess his undying love for his crush by a bullet that made him go bat-shit crazy running around getting hit by trucks (Aptly named Dying Will Mode) then later being confronted by some sword wielding ego boosted bastard who was currently bald thanks to Dying Will Mode and naked for the second time today while his twin watched from the sidelines munching on pocky with her bored default face watching and inwardly supporting.

Yeah, I would wonder how all of that had anything to do with the Mafia out of all things.

"I don't get it!" He burst out as I choked on a pocky, quickly coughing it out as I chugged down a bottle of water, a little startled at his sudden outburst "What are you talking about!?" He yelled as I calmed down, slightly patting the front of my chest.

"It is mafia tradition that if twins are born, and if they happen to be a set of male and female, the male is chosen as Boss." Reborn stated, raising an eyebrow at Tsuna "Or would you rather be killed so that Tsuki could take your place? I don't mind doing the deed, and a female has been boss before, but it will sully your name in Vongola history forever."

Tsuna's angry face turned into one of panic "Wait! Hieeee! Don't kill me! Don't drag Tsuki into this!" He yelled.

"Too late, she is your twin and is naturally bound to your fate." Reborn said in that old man way again.

I twitched, and I could feel like my soul had died, a little bit more.

I shouldn't have talked to this accursed baby this morning!

Suddenly, Reborn pulled out a very, very old-looking piece of paper that was yellow and showing a short family tree of sorts and practically shoved it into our faces. I could see that, at the top of this 'tree', there was a name 'Giotto' or 'Giptto' scribbled down. I'll go with Giotto since it sounds cooler "The Vongola's first boss retired and crossed to Japan." A line went down to a small, drawn island titled Japan where the name 'Ieyasu' was written instead, and a few names appeared after that and then our Father's name appeared before it branched into two into our names, 'Tsunayoshi' and 'Tsukiko'. "He's your great-great-great-great-grandfather."

Tsuna stared at the paper in his hand as if he was staring at a Math Test Paper, in mild shock and lotsa scared with a sweat drop as I looked towards the baby, who was wearing a weird-looking pink sleep wear with white polka dots that made him look childish and adorable, as if he was a real baby. Why did he change so fast?! How did he change so fast?

Those shall be one of the mysteries of this world.

"In other words, since you inherited the Vongola Blood and, is the male between the two of you" Reborn stated as he finished with his outfit, looking back at us "; you are legitimate candidate to become the next boss."

Tsuna's eye twitched slightly as he lowered the flimsy years old yellow paper in his hand to look at Reborn with a disbelieving look "I've never heard about this…." He said with a whimper, noting at how such a big deal of our family line was kept secret all this time.

I just stopped eating my pocky and stared blankly, cursing my luck.

"Don't worry!" Reborn said as he turned away and leaps up onto Tsuna's bed "I'll train you to become a great mafia boss, and your sister to a great asset to the family."

Da fauq you say?

Tsuna's jaw dropped even more as Reborn pulled the yellow blanket on Tsuna's bed over his small body, seemingly making him comfortable "Why are you deciding everything by yourself? And don't sleep in my bed!" He yelled at the infant on the bed, who ignored him and just laid back onto the soft pillow and prepared to sleep, smiling evilly at my twin as he said "It's sleepy time, see you tomorrow."

"Hey!" Tsuna exclaimed, getting up and going over to his bed fully intent to wake Reborn up when his leg suddenly snagged something that caused him to halt his movements and both of us look down to his legs, where some sort of trap was set up around the bed connected to the pins of…. Grenades?

Our eyes widened as the dangerous contraption Tsuna almost activated "What did you set up?!"

"I forgot to tell you, if you try to disturb by sleep those booby traps will blow up." The hell you put them around the bed then?

Suddenly, a snot bubble appeared out of Reborn's nose, making him look ridicules as he made soft cooing noises of breathing. And the worst part? His eyes where freaking OPEN all the TIME!

I'll never, ever look at babies the same ever again.

Tsuna just stared incredulously as I stared with a slight frown on my face before we both met each other's gaze.

"….sleep over at my room?"

Yeah, today marked the beginning of a new beautiful relationship.

…..NOT!

A day passed, almost peacefully after the first hectic morning when Reborn arrived. Sleeping became no problem when I offered the hitman baby a futon in my room for the time being (Since Tsuna got NO sleep last night as I kicked him off the bed, twice), the kid easily agreeing with the sleeping arrangements with the complaint that 'Dame-Tsuna's' room was too messy and was bad for his health (Yeah…. Keep pretending you are a baby and not a demon in disguise like that dude from the manga I was recently reading…what was its name again?) And we went to school, late because Tsuna was barely moving forwards with jerky zombie-like movements. It was a miracle we weren't bitten to death.

But today it was another day. Another GLORIOUS DAY! My brain helpfully supplied as I groggily woke up and rubbed my eye, still snuggling into my bolster.

Brain, please do me a favor and shut up. Last time you said that, I got a rude awakening, a sadistic baby hit-man who was Tsuna and my home tutor, who made said twin confess with his Dying Will in boxers, and learned that said twin was going to inherit the mafia while I was to be following about the same path of so-called carnage and I had Italian blood in my veins even though I was born in good ole Japan.

And I do not. I repeat. DO NOT; want anything to do with the mother freaking mafia. Ever, if possible

'But-!'

I ignored the so called voice in my head and went through the motions of waking up…. By falling onto the floor in similar fashion to the first morning Reborn came.

….Why does this seem like Déjà Vu all over again?

…..

Sigh, can't a wallflower introvert who is possibly an anime otaku get a break here?

…..

I'll take that as a no.

I was fully dressed, hair in a messy low-pony with the same white scrunchie and was mentally prepared for another hectic day at school was when I noticed the door to Tsuna's room was slightly ajar.

Weird…. He woke up before me?

…

IMPOSSIBLE.

I walked towards the door, and with hesitant movements while looking at the tuna fish wooden sign painted in blue with Tsuna's name painted on in black for a few moments, pushed open the door.

"I'll have to use the Vongola family's traditional awakening method." Reborn's voice floated in the air before the door fully opened.

Vongola family's traditional awakening method?

That made me fearful for some reason, for Tsuna's well-being.

I quickly slammed the door to see Reborn, while donning a doctor's garb; pushing a pair of defilabrator pads on Tsuna before counting to three and pumping a few thousand volts onto Tsuna's still sleeping form.

That did the trick as Tsuna shoot up with a jerky yelp and his spiky hair puffed up more so than usual as he turned towards Reborn with a raised fist and smoke wisped around from his hair. "W-what was that for?!" He yelped, shocked that he was shocked out of bed, literally.

I just looked down at the baby, before silently inching away a little from the monster with medical equipment still live.

"You're awake." Reborn said simply, still holding the pads in his hands before Tsuna crouched down a little so he could face the infant at his eye level, not at all happy that Reborn did not care for his well-being "Do you normally send electric shocks through someone's body just to wake them up?" He exclaimed angrily.

Reborn flippantly replied "It's a good thing you even opened you eyes. Sometimes, people don't even wake up at all." He added, amused thoroughly as the items in his hands crackled a little as they moved closer unintentionally (Or maybe intentionally? Can't ever tell with Reborn)

That made me scoot a little bit more away from the devil's spawn incarnate in Tsuna's room.

Tsuna shed comical tears "That's because they die of shock…" he sobbed glumly.

'Literally.' I commented inwardly, eyeing the defilabrator warily.

Reborn kept the pads away after shutting them down, and I breathed a sigh of relief as he produced a simple looking black book and waved it in front of Tsuna's sobbing face, ignoring his students tears as he said " These are today's plans."

"Plans?" both us twin parroted the word in sync as I walked over towards Tsuna's bed while avoiding the mess on the floor, both of us peering down at the book and the contents written inside.

The following was written.

'Tsuna's Schedule.'

'Morning; Introduction of the transfer student.'

'Afternoon; Volleyball Tournament.'

Both of us pulled back, me after reading and Tsuna after narrating the things written inside before both of us looked at Reborn, a little puzzled.

'How does he know what was going to happen in school today?' I thought, looking at the hit-man baby.

"I know everything, Tsuki." He creepily said, locking eyes with me. "Everything."

…

THE HELL HE READ MY MIND!

"The volleyball tournament has nothing to do with me. I'm just a substitute player." Said Tsuna, looking at Reborn oddly as inner-chibi 'me' (Yeah, I had a chibi-Inner. Everyone should have one!) Was frothing at the mouth and twitching at such a horrible revelation of the infant's psychic powers.

Outer 'me' stayed calm and bored, per usual.

Reborn quickly stopped mind-freaking with me and looked towards Tsuna with an innocent look completely and flawlessly plastered on, in his normal Hit-man Attire. I'm going to ignore anything odd from Reborn from now on, takes too much of my brain cells dying to comprehend. He then said "But suddenly, they ran out of regular players, so the substitute of the substitute of the substitute of the substitute, namely you Tsuna, is going to play now."

Shocked by this sudden revelation while I was trying to resuscitate inner-Chibi me, Tsuna got up into Reborn's face so close that the rim of Reborn's fedora was pushed up a little as he exclaimed "What?! Why?"

Reborn simply replied "Who knows?" That left plenty of room for imagination.

Apparently Tsuna had a colorful imagination as he suddenly paled, probably thinking all the ways Reborn could….'wipe' out the 'competition', so to say "Reborn, is this because you…." More unwanted imaginations most likely popped up in his mind unbidden as he clutched his head in panic and shock from whatever he was thinking "…you couldn't have…." He groaned in dread.

Inner-Chibi me just shuddered as I mentally poked her, shrilly screaming "No! Not Reborn!" at me.

I sweatdroped at all the 'drama' that unfolded merely this morning whilst I rubbed my forehead, trying to ward off a growing migraine.

Reborn relished in Tsuna's over-reaction for a few more moments, before looking coolly to the side with a winning, dark smirk "Of course not." He stated, causing Tusna to pause in his panic.

He sighed, and gave a slight laugh "Yeah, that's right, even if you're a hit-man you wouldn't go that far." He said, much more calm as he sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck as if thinking himself silly for over reacting to the situation.

"It seems that everyone got a pizza delivery from the same place and they all ended up with stomach problems." Reborn went on innocently, still holding his 'cool' pose.

….That was hard information to stomach (Pun totally not intended)

"So it really was your fault!" My Twin shrieked at Reborn, quickly connecting the dots to whatever crap Reborn was spewing.

"This is all just so you can become a great Vongola Family 10th Generation Boss." Reborn countered simply, sitting on the bed and petting his chameleon in his lap and looking not at all concerned he might have just set Tsuna up for failure.

"Don't joke around! I'm terrible at ball sports!" Tsuna exclaimed "And I told you before, I'll never become a Mafia Boss!" He yelled at the stubborn infant.

Reborn just looked back at Tsuna "This is your destiny." He said simply "Never give up on life."

Tsuna cringed a little at being talked down by Reborn, even though the hit-man/tutor made sense "I told you." Tsuna sated forcefully "I don't want some baby talking to me about my life!"

"Don't worry," Reborn said with a smile "I'll stick with you everywhere you go so you're trained well." He said, sealing our Fate.

Tsuna sighed, closed his eyes, and gave a frustrated yell "That's what I'm most worried about!"

I looked at the small exchange, feeling I was a witness to something important, before I sighed, burying Inner-Chibi me in a chibi grave in the blackness of my mind.

Today was going to be eventful, after all.

'I'll introduce the new transfer student." The teacher informed the class as we were seated comfortably in our respective seats. The young male who stood beside the teacher had silver hair (Something I thought should not EXIST as a hair color outside of anime) and was rather tall, making me cringe a little. 'Great, a tall kid.' He wore a red t-shit under an unbuttoned white of the uniform, wearing several dog-tags on chains from his neck. He also wore a pair of jeans. His style of clothing practically screamed 'DELINQUENT CHILD HERE!' with his scowl to add into the mix. He looked pretty handsome though, that I could admit. The style fits. "He was studying abroad in Italy until now; his name is Gokudera Hayato-kun."

"Wow, he's so hot."

"On top of that he's moved from another country."

The whispering s of the girls in the room spoke of a fan club brewing, the sparkles in their eyes twinkling as they stared at Gokudera with a hungry look that made me cringe inwardly while twirling my pencil. Great, just what I needed, another freaking fan club other than Yamamoto's, how nice.

Note the sarcasm, it's laid on thick. Like a few inches.

Damn the weak-willed girls who just cared how great some dude looked hot or something, even if he is hot. I mean, do all people care about nowadays are how hot a dude's face looked?

Wait….

Reborn came from Italy….Gokudera-hot-face came from Italy….. He dressed up like a…..

I slammed my forehead onto my desk repeatedly earning perplexed looks from those around us, the teacher, and the new transfer as I just noticed it.

Gokudera was a-

"What? Me!?" I heard Tsuna yelp in fear as I quickly looked up from my head banging to see Gokudera hovering next to Tsuna's seat. The next thing I knew, the sliver haired delinquent gave a rough kick to Tsuna's desk, toppling poor him and the piece of furniture down at the same time.

"W-what the hell?" Tsuna whimpered at the rough treatment from the foreign teen as he propped himself on his elbows, looking up at the teen with a shocked look on his face "D-did I do something?"

Before anything else happened, I was standing in front of Tsuna's fallen form, glaring back into the Italian teens emerald orbs which slightly drew me in as I never seen such a unique shade in real life, but I stood firmly in front of my twin, my hand to the sides.

One was holding a pair of scissors, the tip pointed at him inconspicuously, away from the teacher's sight.

I did not need a time out from school, it was a pain and I don't want to leave Tsuna by himself in school if I could help it.

"….Back. Off." I warned coldly, face as emotionless as ever, but I was sure anyone could have heard the slight anger in my voice if they listened closely.

The air a tense for a slight moment between me and the delinquent, before he his scowl turned into a smirk of amusement as he looked down on me (Damn him and his height!), causing more girls to swoon over his new facial expression as he said gruffly "You're gonna make me, woman?"

I deadpanned at him, eyes half-lidded in my usual bored expression though I held my breath, a little intimidated. He held a different sort of air around him "….You don't want me to." I promised, the grip on my trusty scissors getting tighter.

Electricity of hate sparked between our glares (His was more of an amused look though) not unlike a cliched moment in an anime.

"G-Gokudera-kun! Your seat is, Gokudera-kun!" the teacher yelled from his table, trying to diffuse the situation and prevent us from tearing each other apart.

Gokudera 'tch'ed, smirk becoming a scowl, before walking away back to his seat, his hands in his pockets in the delinquent style he carried, causing more swooning and fan-girling (And perhaps loss of blood through nose bleeding) from the girls in our class as I ignored him and helped my twin up.

Tsuna shivered slightly from the glare he got from Gokudera as he pulled up his table "What did I do to deserve this?" he whined, finally sitting down.

I just wordlessly returned to my seat, having the feeling that today would be interesting.

And I would be right in the middle of it.

….

Just because of a hit-man baby named Reborn.

Who names their kid Reborn anyway?

A/N: I updated 0Ao (!) I did not think I would, so I'm kinda happy that I did.

Thanks to those who Liked this Fic (Even though it's not really good .-.) and lots of thanks and virtual brownies to Grade_A_GEN (Sorry about the Full stops, turns out Fanfiction would delete it if I wrote it down :/)for reviewing (^^) made me happy :D very happy.

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