Disclaimer: Do not own other than Sawada Tsukiko and the copious amounts of pocky she consumes.

Monday rolled by again (How do you roll days? Meh.), and with not a much too crazy morning of waking up to mallet-hits that Reborn decided to include me into and the stealing of Breakfast that Reborn insisted was 'good training'…

*"Mafia men must learn how to defend their property." "….I'm not even a dude…."*

Learning the art of Chihuahua defense…

*Cue Tsuki waving her strawberry pocky at the little dog in what she thinks as 'graceful' robotic movements like a wand in front of the dog before stuffing it into its mouth. It is advisable to imagine it in chibi-mode.*

Making it to school without being bitten to death…

*Hibari's stare-into-your-soul stare freaks Tsuki out as she drags her brother into the building*

Before meeting up with Gokudera in the morning as we stepped into class, getting odd looks from both us Sawada's and our class (Since Gokudera was supposedly cool and Tsuna was Dame-Tsuna and I was…me I guess?) as he greeted us with enthusiasm and zeal the moment we slid open the door.

"Good morning! Juudaime… Juuhime!" He yelled at the top of his lungs, sparkles sparkling off him in my mind's eye.

I think…

Did he pause before saying my name?

Tsuna quickly "Hieee'd", not expecting that very cheerful greeting (Which is to be expected, since he tried to kill us a few days ago…) as I looked at the bomber wearily, the image of him sparkling still not fully formed in my brain.

A few seconds later, it clicked in like a perfect puzzle piece into my slightly cluttered mind….

….

Weird, did he wait for us at the door since he arrived?

At least he was chewing nicotine gum.

And not smoking till he died of cancer.

Ignoring that morbid thought, I congratulated him with a robotic nod that hopefully made sure to show I was pleased and by giving him a packet of dark-chocolate pocky, trying to not think about how he actually used cigarettes (Suppressed Hatred for Cancer Stick, suppress hatred…!) to light his weapons.

Well, the less violence in our lives, the better, right?

Sigh….

He seemed to be overly over-enthused with it though, so maybe it wasn't such a good idea.

Tsuna seemed a little confused that I was acting so warmly towards the silver-haired bomber though (If you count being all robotic-like and giving pocky for no apparent reason warmly. Then again, this was me), as I was known for acting cold to others, and thus he voiced it.

"Why are you giving Gokudera your favorite snacks?" He asked, mildly puzzled as he cocked his head cutely, wide eyes and all.

"….I bumped into him on Saturday while out for Reborn's coffee beans." I answered simply as I munched on a strawberry variety as her usual, as Gokudera just ogled the biscuit snack in his hands as if they were made of solid diamonds. Hopefully he actually ate those, because they where my favorite flavor.

And it would be such a waste if he never even opened the packet into those delicacies…ahem…

Besides that, today went normally. Which I was eternally thankful of as classes went by at the comfortable pace daily life should be, thoughts wandering once in a while.

Though there was Baseball during Lunch that I didn't join due to my aching arms though, but I did stop by to intimidate some boys who called Tsuna some names into silence (By stepping onto their toes, though they did squeal in pain moments later), got pat on the back by Yamamoto that almost sent me to my face (Luckily Gokudera disappeared off somewhere to 'test out his new dynamite' or else there might be Hell to pay, though it was getting pretty annoying. Yamamoto was too nice to hold a bitchy grudge on though.) And sat at the sidelines until Reborn somehow popped outta nowhere and pulled me away by my pony-tail to 'make use of my free time for productive things' and I ended up running laps around the school with him firing his Leon-gun at me if I slowed down.

It was terrible.

I almost got shot by the Dying-Will Bullet twice.

I received a hole in my skirt I needed to patch up. (And I am a lazy, lazy arse when it came to stuff like that, oh woe is me.)

I also almost got caught by Hibari and his Tonfa's of Doom and has him now marking me down for "Running around with a hole-y skirt in Namimori."

Oh well, there goes normality for the day.

Tuesday rolls by in the almost orderly pace of…

"Yamamoto is about to jump off the roof!"

Funny how that sentence seemed to make a gag.

I mean… Tuesday rolls by in the almost orderly pace of "Yamamoto is about to jump off the roof!"

….

Almost made me crack a smile if the situation of an actual student in my actual class was about to actually die for real wasn't so dire,

And I wasn't being forced to carry a stack of science textbooks back to class when I heard that sentence being screamed by a multitude of student's voices at once, but mostly by his very own fangirls, unsurprisingly.

Huh, why weren't they this synchronized when we sang the school's anthem then?

…

Anyway, I was just walking there, minding my own business as I moved at a sloths pace while lunging about the stack of textbooks in my arms, munching on strawberry pocky as the situation on the rooftop became more intense (Judging by the fact there was screaming and yelling and technically screaming babbling that would make a banshee proud) and a *snap* of metal was heard.

At first, I was thinking…

'Meh, none of my business. As usual.'

Walk a few steps.

Heard the 'oh so familiar' gunshot above me that made me stop.

Heard the familiar shout of "MID-AIR REBORN! SAVE YAMAMOTO WITH MY DYING WILL!" or something above me.

I look up. Which I would admit was an extremely idiotic move on my part. Because what I saw made me stand there like an idiot, mouth slightly open in shock…

Because A) Tsuna and Yamamoto where falling straight at me B) Tsuna was in hyper will mode and holding Yamamoto…weirdly in a weird-ish pose and C) My twin also had this humongous spring sprouting from his head…

Which was weird and slightly horrifying,

Then, before I could even decided to run instead of wonder how many things where actually wrong with I was seeing….

*Wham* Down I went like a sack of literal bricks wherein textbooks flew around like confetti and I was became the launching pad for two pubescent boys where one was thinking of taking his own life earlier and one had a giant spring growing from his head as they bounced harmlessly off me.

Not fun. Not fun at all.

…..

I don't know if I should feel lucky that I was only a 'side-character' in this new chapter of hit-man baby induced chaos, or be extremely miffed I was still included into it and got hit by my older brother growing some humongous spring out from his noggin.

I decided it was easier to just stay my default 'bored-yet-slightly-annoyed' face as I blinked from my position on the ground, then slowly getting up, and then moved slowly around and collected all the textbooks that had been strewn everywhere, placing them in a pile as I watched Tsuna and Yamamoto's cheerful-ish exchange after all that strange happenings, my twin already back in normal mode, suffering public nudity…again.

Hefting the stack of neat textbooks, I munched on my somehow still intact stick of pocky as I made my way to the two, sticking my face so I was right next to Tsuna's side by side, my eyes half-lidded in boredom as said in low monotone "….Nii-san…" right into his ear.

Bad idea, since he 'hieeee'd' and smacked my face, making the textbooks fly again like confetti as Yamamoto laughed awkwardly in the background as my pocky snapped from the force of his unintended backhand.

….

Looks like I'm thrust into another job then.

After the whole fiasco, the rest of the day passed by fairly normally with Yamamoto being acquainted to be as his 'savior's twin younger sister ("Ahahaha! You where in the volleyball team right?" *Pat* Almost falling to the ground, again.) And we became somewhat fast friends (Ahaha! You're shorter than your brother. You should drink more milk, Tsuki!" "…Uh, milk…. tastes good…..?" "Ahaha! It's my favorite drink!") And managed to get through another peaceful day of school and reached back home in one piece, now comfortably seated in our respective rooms in casual clothing as we attempt to tackle our math homework….

Which was getting a little hard to concentrate on as the walls once again rumbled as a muffled burst of an unmistakable explosion rocked my room, rattling my pencil-cup as my hand jerked from the shockwaves, making the arc I was drawing on the paper wriggle at a very unattractive squiggle as my eye twitched slightly from being bothered during my Math homework.

….

Damn it, I need to redraw that. For the fifth time….

What the heck where they doing in there anyway?!

I grumbled to the air as the rumble died down, throwing my compass onto the table without much of a care as I grabbed my pocky packet. Homework could wait, I was sorely curious (And irked) at all the sound that Reborn and Tsuna where making. The pint sized terror decided to act as a 'normal tutor' and actually help Tsuna in his failing grades (Mine where normal, not even decent enough to make a difference nor seem to grab any attention, thankfully.), especially picking math as we had homework for it today.

I quirked an eyebrow as I reached for the handle to Tsuna's room, wondering why the hell would they create such a loud ruckus when it was only Math tutoring. I mean, Reborn would tutor like a normal tutor would tutor his student, right?

…I think I've overlooked the fact that Reborn and 'Normal' did not exactly belong together in a loving relationship.

Because I was met with a giant explosion when I opened the door, hot air basting my face and making my messy hair fly around and messing it future as I gaped slightly at what was actually going on in his room. It looked like someone out there decided that "Hey! Let's have a mini-war in this very unfortunate soul's bedroom!" and proceeded to do so to his once messy, yet undamaged room.

There where black scorch marks littering everywhere, the soot also covering Tsuna's face and his fluffy hair, which seemed even fluffier now that I look at it.

I blinked, looking up to try to pinpoint Reborn's location.

Said crazy baby was donning another one of his crazy cosplays. A neon orange construction jumpsuit suit wrapped his body and a bright yellow hard-hat covered his cranium with Leon also wearing one as he stood appropriately next to three labeled boxes, which had very suspicious looking T-shaped things standing out from the top as Reborn stood there, reading a small green math textbook that looked like our homework, hand on the T-shaped thing on the second box.

Weird….they looked like detonation boxes for dynamite I've seen in cartoons….

….

Ha ha *Monotone robotic laugh*…Reborn wouldn't right….?

Right….?

...

"….ahhh." I said softly in monotone, and that was the surprise I managed to show even as it was overshadowed by Tsuna's yelling at our demented tutor baby thing "Hey Reborn!" He yelled in a pissed tone, slamming his palms onto the coffee table he was now seated at as I continued to survey the damage, mentally thinking about how much it would coat to fix the whole thing "In what universe is there a tutor who activates an explosion every time their student answers a question wrong!?" he screeched (Because his voice was just that high-pitched and even I cannot do it justice by merely labeling it as a scream) as the infant ignored him in favor for the math book in his hand.

What the Hell was he trying here? Fear Imprinting so that Tsuna learns to subconsciously link explosions in his face with wrong answers to Math?

….How legit Reborn. Not!

"This is the way I do it." He stated finally with nonchalant flair, completely ignoring Tsuna's outburst as he rested himself on what I remembered to be the trigger, waving the book slightly as I walked into the 'war-torn' themed room, still warily looking at Reborn as he hopped onto the coffee table, looking up at me as I entered. "It's good that you were able to get subordinates. That's not bad for a Boss." He said simply as I noticed he only directed it at Tsuna, looking a little proud of that achievement "Keep working harder." He encouraged.

….

O-kay.

Tsuna looked at 'our' tutor blankly, slightly thrown off at the sudden change in topic "By subordinates, you mean…" the thought clicked into place as he perked up "Gokudera-kun and Yamamoto-kun?" He looked down at the hit-man with a small glare "They're just our classmates," He said, and I raised an eyebrow. Did he notice me or was that out of habit of referring himself along with me? I mused this even as Reborn turned away from Tsuna and hopped back to his triggers "We don't need subordinates and we're not going to be the head of some mafia family!" he exclaimed at the infant, who ignored every single word he said.

Reborn just flipped the book "Hello Tsuki, are you here for a tutoring session as well?" He asked me innocently, looking up at me as my eye twitched.

I sighed as Tsuna just hissed "Listen!" at the side, ignoring the infant as I looked towards Tsuna, who was heaving a heavy sigh, looking tired and fed-up at the same time.

I twitched, my hands wanting to hold something to smack the devil away out into the sky, and if I'm lucky, make him disappear forever.

But he wasn't being bullied, and I don't think I can take on Reborn so…

"...I brought….snacks…" I said as I walked into the room and closing the door, feeling Reborn's beady eyes trying to drill holes into my skull so my brain could be switched with a microchip (I still secretly think of him as an alien, and he didn't get me in my sleep because he wanted my Trust, Hah! Not falling for it!) as I strode over to Tsuna and poked his cheek with a pocky stick "….Wake. Up."

"Tsuki! I'm awake!" He protested pathetically to me as I gave a small 'tsk', stuffing the stick into his mouth as he pouted at me as I munched on a new stick, but looking relieved that I was here to relieve his stress by Reborn that might give him cancer just from pure stress.

I would have continued my inner rant by now as per usual. But something told me that I needed to look out the window, right now, like ASAP, like Now Dammit! Inner-chibi even yelled.

So, of course I did because it was so insistent, tearing my gaze away from my twins eyes as I nonchalantly peered out the window.

And what I saw nearly gave me a heart attack.

A small creature that looked suspiciously like a cow-human hybrid, complete with cow-print body-suit and small horns stood there on a branch of the tree just outside, carrying some dangerous-looking weapons (But since when Weapons did not look Dangerous?) I could hardly place a name to as he held out a small handgun that looked terrifyingly all too real and aimed it at Reborn, tongue sticking out as he aimed.

It was such a sight, rare and alarming to behold, and apparently Tsuna noticed it too as he froze and quickly called upon the tiny terror in the room, who was already in his normal hit-man outfit "Hey Reborn…." He said tensely and nervous, probably afraid that the cow-child-thing might fire if he yelled too loud, which might possibly happen, considering what chaos that had transpired around us recently. "Over there….." he tried warning.

Reborn just merely said "Here we use this formula." In all his professional glory.

I think I sweatdroped at that, really.

"Die! Reborn!" The cow-thing shouted, and he seemed to pull the trigger of the firearm in his hand as Tsuna 'hieee'd and I twitched, waiting for the tell-tale bang of a gun going off we had become quite accustomed to since a certain….person arrived in our lives. Except….

Nothing happened. The gun did not even make a small *pop* as Reborn started explaining the Pythagoras's Theorem that fell on deaf ears as the cow-thing looked at his gun in confusion, making me cringe as he looked directly down the barrel of the thing, finger still on the trigger. How naïve was this kid until he did not know the single most important rule of guns?

Rule Number Uno. Never…ever, look down the barrel of a gun. You may die horribly with your brains splattered out behind you that way.

Then, while I blinked rapidly and tried to make sense of the friggin situation, the branch under him snapped in half from all the additional weight he was carrying and could no longer resist the call of the almighty Gravity, the kid screaming as he went.

*Crash* Wince.

That sounded quite painful.

I quickly strode to the window, sticking my head out of it to look down at the place where the cow-thing might have fallen, only to find several dangerous weapons glinting maliciously in the sunlight up at me as I stared down blankly. The kid sure moved….

*Ding Dong*

Tsuna looked at me for answers as I looked back at him, confusion swelling inside even as I kept my face carefully blank.

I did NOT want a repeat of what transpired before the volleyball match…

…

The screaming, if any of you forgot.

SLAM

I was pretty sure I jumped when the bed room door that was closed earlier with such a loud bang as the cow-thing stood there, his emerald eyes glaring at the 'oblivious' hit-man who was still explaining about triangles, interestingly.

"It's been a while Reborn!" The cow-thing laughed annoyingly as my eye twitched. Wow, a kid knew Reborn? We're doomed after all. "It's is me." He states with a haughty puff of the chest "Lambo!"

"It came in," Tsuna yelped in a high tone as I stared at the kids…..hair…thing. Afro? "Is this someone you know?" Tsuna questioned Reborn about the odd new arrival, who seemed to look a little hurt he was being ignored as Reborn merely finished explaining the formula he seemed to have picked with a "Remember this formula, all right?" with a calm air.

As if he never noticed the cow-thing that yelled his name and had tried to kill him.

I lightly facepalmed at the stupidity of the situation.

The cow-thing named 'Lambo' slightly hunched as Reborn did not give him any acknowledgement, but the kid instantly got over it and pounced the hit-man, intent on hurting him "Hey! Don't ignore me!"

*SMACK*

I sweatdroped as Lambo was merely deflected by the 'mighty' backhand Reborn gave, making him smash harshly into the wall as the hit-man didn't even look up, as if thinking it was only a fly buzzing around. As it was, Tsuna's wall now had a small indentation in the shape of a cow-thing.

…. What art. Inner-Chibi sated dryly whilst munching on imaginary pocky.

Hey, that was my line!

"I tripped on something…" Lambo muttered to himself as he slowly slid down to the floor in true anime fashion after being backhanded into the wall, before he turned around and sat on the ground, shaking while copious amounts of snot started to ooze out from his nose as he tried hard not to cry, making me frown.

A flash of a tiny brunet shaking like a leaf in a gale on the sandy floor assaulted my mind before I shook it away.

"The 5 year-old Hit-man Lambo of the Bovino family, who came from Italy, has tripped!" Kid, you call that a trip? And you're a hit-man too?! What is wrong with the Mafia, bringing kids into their shit? "My favorite foods are grapes and candy drops! The sworn rival of Reborn, Lambo, has tripped! HAHAHAHAHA!"

I didn't know it, but I was feeling a small iota of protectiveness over the kid then. I mean, he seemed annoying and loud and an obnoxious kid and all, but he was trying to kill Reborn here, who just backhanded him into a wall. And I had a terrible weakness for those who where bullied.

Though I had to kick any motherly instincts into my mind-wardrobe for 'Stuff For Later" as the cow-thing kid suddenly jumped up, sparkles around him of the 'innocent kid' type as he animatedly walked over to Reborn, waving enthusiastically as he tried to gain his 'eternal rival's attention "It's so nice to see you again, Reborn!" He said almost pleasantly, like a kid only wanting to make friends.

The scene might have been cute, if Reborn wasn't a legit cold-blooded murderer who might be planning to end the Sawada lineage.

Sorry pops, but we're gonna die of heart attack.

…Wait, he was part of this so called 'Mafia' family too right? This can't be co-

"Try solving this with the formula," Reborn instructed Tsuna as he pointed a tiny finger on Tsuna's own copy of the math textbook, snapping me out of my musings and completely ignoring the antics of Lambo, who slumped again in rejection as he turned away, sniffling in an 'emo corner'.

"What? You're ignoring him?" My twins disbelief could mirror my own at the moment as the cow child as he muttered in a small, strained tone "Gotta…stay….calm…." under his breath.

I could literally feel my 'motherly instincts' spouting profanity at my Chibi-Inner, clawing at the wardrobe door as I chewed my pocky nervously, not feeling that this would end well.

That feeling came true as Lambo twisted around, calmed after saying that odd little mantra of his as he smiled oddly as his left hand stuck itself into his…afro thing…and pulled out something pink….and familiar…

I stilled. It was a freaking legit grenade!

"Oh my, I wonder what this is." Lambo said innocently, inspecting the dangerous weapon in his hand and pulling out the pin and "Ta Da!" Tossing it at Reborn.

Tsuna screamed and pulled my stock still form down along with him, he covering his head as my cheek was squished up a little by the floor as the grenade quickly reached Reborn, who was still training his eyes on the math book in his hand, as if blissfully ignorant of his fate to be blown up into tiny chunks.

Until he once again swatted the dangerous bomb away like swatting a fly, making the deadly weapon in painted pink and back at the awestruck cow child, who got hit by the fast moving object on the cheek and by pure, dumb luck, he flew out of the window and into the same tree he was in moments ago.

Cue flashy explosion right outside which blinded me for a few seconds.

….

….

Rebooting brain functions….

….

Umm…what the Hell just happened?

"Now the next question," Reborn continued his 'tutoring' as though the whole thing of a cow child thing hit-man appearing out of nowhere and attempted to 'assassinate' him numerous times and ultimately failed to do so under his awesome might had not happened…or something.

Damn, I needed to learn ignoring people skills from him.

Tsuna got a little miffed at him though. Hey, he just saw his tutor being the brutal little thing he was and knocking the cow child around with his mighty hand, not even paying Lambo even a smidgen of attention while he did so. "You really didn't need to go that far. You know him, right?" my twin asked as I robotically raised myself off the dusty floor, blowing up my fringe that got into my eyes during the small scuffle.

Turning his head to the window as if he just noticed something, the tiny hit-man shrugged his shoulders lightly "I don't know him." He simply states as I looked at him incredulously.

"…then why was he saying your name and saying you where his rival….?" I asked tiredly in my monotone, munching pocky again, needed the familiar action to somewhat soothe my frayed nerves. I was wayyy to young to deal with so much stress.

Reborn merely waved my question away with his hand "The Bovino family is small compared to the medium sized Mafia. I can't be bothered with lower-ranking people." He states simply as I stared at him.

"H-he's so cool…." Tsuna mumbled under his breath in awe at Reborn, who somehow was standing there with a darkened background and the spotlight trained on him.

…Weird.

I mean "…That doesn't sound right….The strong…protect the weak." I mumbled it without thinking, making Tsuna look at me oddly as Reborn looked up a little at me, scrutinizing glare from his seat at the table. I felt him look at me earnestly, as if seeing me for the first time.

I decided not to stay as my 'motherly instincts' told me to go out there and save the poor kid-cow-child-thing….Lambo. I'll stick with Lambo.

I wordlessly got up as Tsuna looked at Reborn oddly as well, moving swiftly into my room and snatched up a small wad of cash with a small label with "Cake Mix" stuck to it, along with a few bags of candy I usually stashed along with other junk food I stored so I could snack without moving, Bag-kun slung on my shoulder before trotting down the stairs with items in hand only to see my mother already there with the cow-ch….Lambo standing there, looking absolutely miserable and charred all over and sobbing, clutching to my mom's pant.

"Ahh Tsu-chan! Is he Reborn-kun's friend?" She asked bubbly even as the child continued sniffling, even though he eyed the pack of candy with a small glint in his eye as I heavily stomped down the steps to crouch in front of the kid "Did they have a fight?" she asked in that air-headed way she seemed to posses, not noting the very notable burns and bruises the child had.

I deadpanned. A much as I loved my mother….she was just plain ditsy sometimes. Scratch that. All the time. "….you can say that, Kaa-san…." I mumbled slowly as I reached out to the little cow-themed boy, who shrunk away from my hand with a very whiny whimper. I sighed, before sticking the bag of candy out instead.

This time the kid snatched it and held it selfishly to his chest, munching away on the chewy candy inside and the tears drying up instantly.

…Candy sure had that effect on children….

"Aww! Tsu-chan is pretty good with children!" Mom swooned for some reason, clasped hands as she took on a pose for girls imagining something rainbow barf worthy…Like Romance "When are you going to fine a boy friend Tsu-chan? When I was your age your father and I…."

I deadpanned as my mother trialed off into dreamland and started blabbering about all the fluff and all the rainbows and ponies and….Romance.

That's it, I'm leaving.

"….I'll bring Reborn-kun's friend with me to the shop..." I said that, slightly strained as my mom started recounting their first date…..which had the 'SAPPY ROMANCE-NESS NESS' Vibe to it that is sure to make my ears bleed. Bleed I tell ya!

So, since I didn't want that, I snatched Lambo from the floor, stuck my tiny feet into a pair of white sneakers, before dashing off into the sunset with a wad of cash and a child Hit-man tucked under my arm.

…Well, not really, just the direction of the super mart, but I was desperate.

I was sure I left a large dust cloud in my wake.

"You're nice Nee-san! You can become Lambo-san's henchman and give me candy all the time!" Lambo exclaimed in his loud voice, still stuffing his face with gummy worms of neon colors, miraculously healed for some reason over another.

I sweatdroped at the child who was currently tottering beside me, confused by his healing capabilities, but decided not to say anything in case I provoked him into crying again or something as I munched on my own snack, pocky, whilst walking slowly to follow the kids speed. Didn't wanna lose him, it's going to be a pain to look for him, and yeah, I cared. "….I guess…we're friends….." I said in monotone, not having the heart to outright ignore the little candy loving tyke after all we have been through.

Reborn was something I would not wish on anyone I don't currently hate, after all.

No….he was reserved as a curse for people I despise. And I don't despise Lambo….yet.

Maybe not ever.

Lambo laughed at my sentence (Did I sound funny or something?) as he dropped a neon green worm into his wide mouth "Lambo-san's dream is to be the Boss of the Bovino Famiglia!" He stated obnoxiously, mouth wide enough to show the remains of the jelly worm on his tongue as I looked at him, slightly interested "And Make all humanity Bow Down to me! Gyahahaha!" He smiled cheekily at me "Nee-chan can become my right hand man!"

My mouth quirked at that as I replaced another stick into my mouth "…How thought full…" I stated.

"But," He continued; face slightly downcast "My Boss told me to defeat the Supper First-Class Hit-man Reborn…" He trailed off, munching on a red one.

I sweatdroped, having the gut feeling that his 'Boss' sent him here to get rid of him.

…I couldn't be right…could I?

"….Wait…." I said as the child looked up at me almost expectantly, worm sticking out between his lips "…You really met Reborn before…right?" I asked as the child nodded excitedly, his afro moving with the quick movement as he made a small hum of confirmation.

"One time, Boss brought me to the Bar for the first time." He explained as I sweatdroped. What the Hell was wrong with the Mafia again? Did they allow children to drink or something?! "Reborn was sitting on the counter." Lambo paused and allowed a small gummy worm to be devoured first, continuing after he swallowed "We spoke a lot, even if it was our first time meeting. While Lambo-san was eating his favorite grapes…" I relaxed that he wasn't consuming any alcohol… "Reborn was blowing bubbles with his gum from his nose." Before deadpanning again at that sentence…

That meant that Reborn was sleeping the entire time they talked.

….Poor Kid…. I feel you.

"Nee-chan! I ran out of gummies!" He yelled abruptly, holding the brightly colored packet now vacant of neon-worms as my eye twitch… That was fast. "I want more! I want more!" He yelled, hopping up and down "And pick me up! Lambo-san is tired!" He whined annoyingly, waving his arms in the air.

I sighed, bending down to pick him up as I produced another packet of sugary chewable s for the child 'Never thought I would see the day that I would be babysitting.' I thought warily as he ripped into it with glee, munching on soft chewiness as I moved forward with a faster gait 'Uff. He's heavy.'

We continued like that the rest of the way to the shop, with him laughing in my face and telling tales of World Conquering as I munched silently on pocky, sighing at the normal-ness of it.

That was one of the more….'normal days…..

-(Omake)-

When one thought about the Sawada twins, they might immediately think of the Male one first. The Dame one. The Dame'est one on the planet who cannot do anything right to the point of amusing, or something.

Yet, when one thought of the other….

Well, they had a few things to say about her, as well…

First off.

Sawada Tsukiko was a strange, strange person.

Truly strange. A type of strangeness no one could put a finger on, even as it was so blatantly shown.

In essence, or in a nutshell, whichever the preferred term, she was strange. She looked absolutely normal, with light caramel hair that was almost blonde and short stature and twig skinny, yet showed some promise of growth since she was still a teenager of 14.

Not someone you would think as 'strange', nor associate with the therm.

Still, the strangeness came from the way she was almost undetectable when you don't put your mind to it.

She could be sitting there all the time, and no one would even notice her as she munched on her pocky while her deceptively blank mask showed no cracks. Even though you could have sworn that you looked towards her direction more than once, and never seeing her there.

But she was there, always, with Dame-Tsuna.

Almost always with Dame-Tsuna. Especially in school.

Scratch those. Always with Dame-Tsuna in school.

And to add to the strange-ness, she was almost completely mute.

She never seemed to say anything, only answering when needed and sometimes, not even doing such a thing.

She was also lazy.

And was obviously, a very lazy, lazy person. Almost to the point one would think she was a sloth disguised as a human all along. She disliked moving, she daydreamed all the time (At least…it was daydreaming….they think) and munched on a pocky stick while her pencil scratched graphite on top of a random sheet of paper.

Certainly those glassy eyes might be just a camera for the supper intelligent sloth piloting the mecha by remote-control…*Cough*

It didn't help that she had this strange aura around her that seemed to make her even more invisible than usual! Maybe it was shyness, maybe it had something to do with what happened during Primary School, or maybe it was because some idiot dumped her entire stash of pocky into the school pool and was absent the next day…and the next day…and the next…

Actually, he never came back. Ever.

(Actually, that was Hibari's fault. Still, Tsukiko seemed oddly amused about it…so….)

Still, nobody could pin point it.

Many could say she was a wallflower of sorts, always staying in the background, always there watching, yet not being watched herself. Yet many would always know for some odd reason that she was there when you needed her, and she was indeed there.

Even though they even forget she existed sometimes, almost like one would forget about air. She was that quiet.

Many wonder why would a person as eccentric as she would gain the attention of one Gokudera Hayato, who was labeled a lot of things from the start when the class laid their judgmental eyes upon him. A punk, a delinquent, a smoker (From the scent that followed him) and was about to be Very Popular Indeed.

And the type to bully Sawada Tsunayoshi. The Dame One.

And indeed, Gokudera seemed to pick on Tsuna, going over to his table and kicking it down in a very obvious act of bullying, if anyone could say anything else about it.

And that was when Tsuki protected her brother, with a scissor.

A little shocking, but not overly so.

The rumors where just confirmed then.

After that, the class was very excited of the thought of the drama caused by those two with the soon to be fights. The girls in the 'Gokudera Fan-Club' all were waiting for the time where their Italian Prince would stomp down the weird girl once and for all with baited breath.

All while riding on a white horse while donning a princely outfit….

(The dreams of a fangirl where very, very dangerous and Rainbow Barf fantastic)

Then suddenly the next time they see each other….

"JUUHIME!" The silvery-haired teenager swooned as Tsuki gave him a packet of her pocky.

That made everyone question about if the stress was getting to them, or not.

And the fan-girls cry for their loss….I think.

Though through all of that, one very cute girl had decided on something. Something important…ish.

She decided to befriend the emo-most-likely-psycho Tsuki.

Who was this girl you ask?

Sasagawa Kyoko, of course.

A/N: Hah! This should be a better Omake than the last...at least.

Okay, I know the Daily Life Arc is boring and redundant. But! It is important to create some sort of bond with the new people in there, so there... .-.

Well, I have nothing else to say at the moment. So just continue your browsing of Fanfiction /smiles sunnily

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P.S: I was ChibiFoxPlushie...now just my new pen name up there XD