Part 2
Later that day, at Applejack's apple farm, "Butters" was singing a little song while collecting apples for the farm. It went like this:
Lu-lu-lu, I got some apples,
Lu-lu-lu, you got some, too,
Lu-lu-lu, let's get together,
and we'll gather all apples, Lu-lu-lu!
"Doesn't your song get rather annoying, 'Butters'?" Applejack asked, thinking that his song was rather too repetitive. "Oh, Applejack! It's not that boring!" he said, kicking the trees to make apples fall, and then picked up a green apple and bit it. "It has to do with your favorite fruit, after all." "which are apples." "You know how I love apples!" Soon, Applejack's older brother, Big McIintosh came by to help out Applejack and "Butters" get apples from the trees. "Hey, Applejack. Mind if I help?" he asked. "Sure, Big McIintosh!" Applejack replied. "I guess this explains why Apple made a Macintosh." "Butters" looked at Big McIintosh. "Eeyup." Big Mclintosh replied as he kicked one of the apple trees.
"So, Big Mac," Applejack told Big McIntosh about something. "I sure hope next year's Applebuck Season will be an even better success." "Actually, Big Mac refers to a burger at McDonald's." "Butters" informed Applejack. Both Big Mac and Applejack looked at him widely. "McDonald's?" "What's a McDonald's?" Big Mac said. "Well, it's...uhh...a restaurant." "Butters" replied. "It specializes in selling burgers, fries, shakes, and sodapop." he paused for a moment, then he said, "In their Happy Meals, they have apple slices." Applejack was overjoyed when she heard that magical word that meant a lot to her family. "Apple slices! Yee-Haw! I've had apple slices at our farm since I was born!" she recalled apple sliced moments of her life. "I think we should sell apple slices, as well, Applejack, Eeyup." Big McIntosh voiced his opinion on apple slices. "OK, Applejack, If you wanna go to our McDonald's on Earth, you'll have to use your Elements of...what was it again...?" Butters said to the 2 ponies, but was unsure of something. "...Harmony." Applejack corrected him. "Yeah! Elements of Harmony!" "Butters" found out how to say it.
Later that night, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman were having dinner with Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle, at a small, but fancy, cafe in downtown Ponyville. The waiters served the ponies and humans food that they knew about, but food that the humans couldn't eat. A waiter was serving hay fries to all of them, much to Stan's dismay, but Cartman and Kyle seemed to be happy. "Are you going to eat this, Stanny?" Pinkie Pie asked Stan. "Look, just call me Stan, Pinkie." Stan grumbled. "Of course I'm gonna eat this, Pinkie Pie!" Cartman told Pinkie Pie. "I never thought Equestria was such a neat place, Twi!"Kyle told Twilight Sparkle as he was eating his hay fries. Stan soon decided to call the waiter about the hay fries. "Waiter, I can't eat this." "But why, monsieur?" the waiter replied, confused. "I'm not a horse. I'm a human. I can't eat hay." "Que?" "Look, mister, there is no way in hell that I'm gonna eat this. It's against my religion." "Religion? What is zat?" "Religions are beliefs, sir." Meanwhile, back to Cartman and Kyle, they devoured their hay fries hapily eating hay fries. "No longer Jewish, are you, Kyle?" Cartman asked Kyle. "Nope, fatass. Not anymore." "Please. Just don't call me 'fat' anymore, OK?" Cartman laughed a bit.
Soon, Butters came over to the ponies and human boys. "Hey, fellers! Want some Apple Slices from McDonald's?" he asked them about going to a McDonald's on Earth for one of thier healthier items, apple slices. "No, 'Butters'. I'd rather eat real apples." Stan said. "Me, too." Kyle said. "Oh, I'd like some! Serve it with caramel dip, OK?" Cartman responded to "Butters", agreeing that he should have apple slices. "OK, Eric. Well, now, I'll be needing Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash." "Butters" then said what was required. "All of us?" Twilight Sparkle asked, concerned. "Well, if we want to get to Mother Earth for something, you'll HAVE to use your Elements of Harmony!" "Butters" said. "And using the Elements of Harmony requires everypony here!" Applejack stated. "Well, OK, 'Butters'." Twilight Sparkle. "So much for wasting our dinner, 'Butterscotch'." Pinkie Pie said, rather upset. "Rainbow Dash! Fluttershy! Rarity! Come out, NOW!" Twilight Sparkle said. All the other ponies did as they were told and met Twilight and Pinkie along with the 4 boys near the restaurant. "We need to use your Elements of Harmony to get to a McDonald's." "Butters" said. "Well, good thing we'll be able to perform our usage of our elements using our armor." Rarity spoke. "'Butters' is gonna bring us something from McDonald's, Rainbow Dash." Applejack told Rainbow Dash. "What's McDonald's?" "I'll tell you Ponies later, OK?" Kyle then reminded Rainbow Dash. "OK, everypony ready?" Twilight Sparkle commanded as "Butters" got into the middle of the circle the ponies made. "NOW!" Twilight then commanded the ponies as he was secure inside the circle. And so, the ponies had used the power of the Elements of Harmony to transport "Butters" to Planet Earth.
Meanwhile, up in the sky, Satan and his partner, Osama bin Laden were flying on Satan's red Demon Dragon to Equestria, where they were to meet the so-called "Moon Mare". "By, the way, Osama..." Satan informed Osama. "...The Moon Mare's a female." "I heard you, Satan." Osama spoke back. They flew across Equestria, hoping that the ponies wouldn't notice. Soon, they finally reached a run-down temple in the mountains, Satan and Osama parachuted down from the Demon Dragon onto a cliff. Osama nearly fell from the cliff, but Satan saved him quickly. They finally reached the temple. Satan decided to knock on the door. "Hello? Is anybody in there?" "Moon Mare?" Osama asked. The door then suddenly opened. The 2 took a deep breath and decided to enter, scared. They were scared because they were unfamiliar with all those stained-glass windows of ponies killing humans. Suddenly the door closed behind them. "Help! Let us out! Let us out!" The 2 cried. "So you've come." a voice then said. From the shadows then came a mare, colored dark blue and armoured with black. The mare was also an alicorn. "Welcome." she said. "Y-you are the Moon Mare, are you not?" Satan asked, frightened, bowing down to her. "Uhh, Satan...you know you don't have to bow down to her." Osama reconsidered. "Quiet, Osama, I'm showing some damn respect to her!" Satan whispered back to him, angrily. "I am Nightmare Moon." The mare replied, slowly walking toward both of them. "Why didn't you make an agreement with Discord in the first place?" Nightmare Moon asked them. Satan took out his iPhone and showed her the message Discord sent to him(see first part). "Oh, 'Friendship is magic', Hmm?" Nightmare then read the message. "I think you're evil enough for the job, Nightmare Moon." Satan told her. "What job?" she asked. "Not a job in Ponyville, I hope." "My plans to take over Earth once more!" Satan said, flexing his muscles. "Well, I suppose..." Nightmare said, unsure. "Well, we'll be discussing this right now."
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Meanwhile, on Earth, "Butters" made it to Earth, thanks to the ponies' Elements of Harmony. He was off to get some apple slices with caramel dip from McDonald's. Thankfully, he had $40 with him, allowing him to buy the apple slices and a few apple pies(No, really, McDonald's do sell apple pies.). Luckily, he found a McDonald's in the 'burban area of the town. He went inside and ordered the food. "Sir, I'd like 7 apple pies an' 7 apple slices with caramel dip, please." "Are you on a diet or something, little boy?" One of the managers asked. "Y-yes, sir." "Butters" replied. "I'm on a diet of apples." The manager then noticed something. "Wait a minute...!" He then looked at a poster of the 5 boys saying:
CHILDREN MISSING
HAVE YOU SEEN THESE MISSING CHILDREN?
STANLEY MARSH, MALE, 10 YEARS OLD
KYLE BROFLOVSKI, MALE, 10 YEARS OLD
KENNETH McCORMICK, MALE, 10 YEARS OLD
ERIC CARTMAN, MALE, 11 YEARS OLD
LEOPOLD STOTCH, MALE, 10 YEARS OLD
ALL MISSING SINCE TUESDAY, MAY 13th, 2013
IF FOUND, PLEASE CALL 1-800-FINDTHEMKIDDIES OR CONTACT US ON FACEBOOK OR TWITTER.
The poster described the 5 boys themselves and showed their I.D. photos. The manager then asked "Butters" "Do YOU happen to be one of those kids?" "Butters" startled, responded, "N-no, sir. I'm just a look-alike. Why do you ask?" The manager then explained as he gave the apple slices and apple pies to him. "Because they have been missing since just yesterday and their parents are worried sick." He then said as he looked at his watch which read 9:30 PM, "I think you'd better get home, kid. It's getting late. Enjoy your apple slices and pies while you can!" He then cheerfully sang the McDonald's jingle that you hear the commercials often, as he went back to the restaurant kitchen. As he went outside of the restaurant, "Butters" told the ponies in his head, "OK, Ponies, you can send me to Ponyville now!" and he was gone in a zap. The Ponies heard him and used their Elements of Harmony to get him back to the town of Ponyville.
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Late that night, back in Ponyville, at Applejack's apple farm, the ponies and 4 of the boys(Kenny was sleeping at Pinkie Pie's house)were drinking apple cider and eating apples and the apple slices and apple pies which "Butters" got at the McDonald's on Earth. "These apple slices taste great, 'Butters'! My hero!" Applejack exclaimed as she ate one of the slices after dipping it into the caramel dip. "I hear they're opening a vegetarian McDonald's in India." Cartman said, then trying to mock a Hindi accent, "I like being vegetarian, except when I am around Richard Parker." "Cartman, how many times have you watched Life of Pi?" Stan asked. "Oh! About 16 times!" Cartman said in his normal voice again. "That movie's even better than Mel Gibson's The Passion!" "I'd say that Jews are evil!" Kyle said, fully brainwashed by the ponies' religious belief in Princess Celestia. "Right on, Kyle, former Jew!" Cartman said as he grabbed an apple pie from McDonald's. "Fast food is rather dangerous." he then said gloomily. Applebloom, Applejack's little sister, then came along and asked "Butters" if he would like to be of her club of ponies fighting for thier "cutie-marks" called "The Cutie-Mark Crusaders". "You wanna be in our club?" "What's it like, Applebloom?" "We're fighting for them cutie-marks!" "What's a cutie-mark?" Kyle asked. "Kyle, a cutie mark is a mark near your leg that symbolizes what you do." Twilight Sparkle exclaimed, then showed him her cutie mark. Her cutie-mark consisted of a pink star with lots of white stars surrounding it.(Twilight Sparkle got it in the episode "Cutie Mark Chronicles" of MLP: FIM, just in case newcomer bronies didn't know.) "Damn! I wish I had one!" Kyle exclaimed, jealous. "Well, you could try getting one if you want by joining Applebloom's club tomorrow!" Applejack exclaimed. "Actually, big sister, Scootaloo mainly started it. Me n' Sweetie Belle only joined it." "Sweetie Belle is sleeping right now." Rarity spoke as she drank some apple cider.
Meanwhile, Randy Marsh, Stan's father, woke up, unaware that he was in Pinkie Pie's house, after a long time of unconsciousness. He found out that he was no longer in South Park anymore(famous quote parody intended). "Where am I?" He wondered. He then went to look out the window. There he saw all the ponies, getting drunk on apple cider. "Dammit! I really am not home!" he yelled. However, he noticed someone else waking up. It was Kenny. "Hey, Mr. Marsh." he greeted him gloomily. He didn't have his parka on. "What're you doing here?" he asked. Randy became curious. "Perhaps a pony knocked me out?" He then remembered that he saw the ponies outside. "Yes! A purple pony knocked me out and kidnapped me!" "Just like she did to the rest of us." Kenny replied. "So you're Kenny, right?" Randy wondered as he noticed a similar looking face. Kenny nodded. "I wish Kevin 'n Karen were with me right now." he started getting worried. Randy hugged him tightly, assuring him that things would be alright. "Kenny..." he mumbled. Suddenly, a knock came from the door. "Hi, Kenny! How're you doing?" the voice came from Stan. Randy noticed the voice. "Stanley?" he asked. He ran to the door at that moment. "Kenny, are you OK in the-" Stan tried to say, but unfinished his sentence when he saw Randy at the door. "Dad...what're you doing here?" Stan wondered. "Stan!" Randy exclaimed. "It IS you!" at that moment, he hugged Stan tightly, and almost cried. He was almost crying because Stan hadn't been found for a long while. "Dad, I've only been gone for a day." Stan remarked to his father. "I just went to check on Kenny at Pinkie Pie's house." "Where, son?" Randy wondered. "Right behind you." Stan stated as he pointed to the house Randy was behind, which was Pinkie Pie's house. Randy then got his memory back. "OH~! What a relief! Who's this Pinkie Pie?" he started to become suspicious of Pinkie Pie. "She's a pony, dad." Stan replied. Randy then realized, thanks to his son, that Pinkie Pie was one of them. Ponies were one of them. Ponies were the animals that abducted Earthling children and took them to Equestria, another universe between Earth. "Well, I'm gonna hafta kill them." he said, pulling out his shotgun, which was to be used in case of emergencies, and to him, the Ponies were emergencies. "Dad, don't kill them!" Stan panicked. "I don't like them, but you know what PETA says about animals these days." "What do they say?" Randy asked Stan. "They say that animals don't deserve to be killed for meat until they're very old in age!" Stan cried. Randy kept holding the gun, but dropped it. "I-I guess you're right, Stanley." he believed in what Stan said what PETA said. "Pledge to be Veg." he then recited one of PETA's catchy mottos and went back inside.
The next day, "Butters" went to join Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom's club of trying to get thier Cutie Marks, while Kyle decided to work on Applejack's apple farm. In the meantime, Stan decided to stay at Pinkie Pie's house with Randy. "So, dad," Stan started. "Yes?" Randy responded while eating hay for breakfast. "Do you still want to kill ponies?" "What are are you talking about, Stan? Of course I do." Randy grumbled. "In fact, I wrote down a theory last night. Look." he then stated something that he wrote a theory book. It was titled, The Big Brony Theory. Stan confusingly looked at the title. "Sounds more like The Big Bang Theory, dad." "Just read it, my boy." Randy instructed him. Stan did as he was told.
When Stan opened up the booklet, he read this,
"It all started in 2010 when a TV show based on Hasbro's popular My Little Pony toyline, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic started airing on a TV network called The Hub. However, instead of attracting 6-year-old girls, the show attracted to teenage boys and adult men."
as he stopped reading the first bit, he glared at Randy. He then continued.
"So, why do males like this show so much? Is the show their fandom? Is it their religion?"
"I think I know where this is going, dad." Stan became worried.
"We hope to know one day. In the year 2020, exactly 10 years after the show began, Bronies believe that people will be building churches of Bronism, where people will worship the great Princess Celestia and spread the word that Friendship is Magic."
"According to many fans, they believe that when they die in human form, they will be reborn as ponies with cutie marks to symbolize what they stand for."
"That's a pile, dad!" Stan then scolded at Randy, and tore up the theory and threw it in the garbage. "This isn't helping!"
Back in South Park, Colorado, it was Thursday, and Token, Craig, and Jimmy were still looking for the 5 boys. "Any luck yet, Craig?" Token called out to Craig. "I can't even find their footprints, Token." Craig said looking on the ground for evidence of where they went. "W-wait, guys." Jimmy said. "Why d-don't we go ch-check Swanson Lake?" Token looked up, and then said, concerned, "OK, Jimmy, but I can guarantee that we won't find anybody there since it's under a crime scene." And so, he pointed to the police officers over at the lake guarding it because someone must have been killed while searching for the boys. "The lake's too small and too cold, anyway." Craig said. "Well, we may have to check downtown Denver. I remember going to Pioneer Village on a field trip with the rest of the class." Token announced, and recalled some memories. "Me, too." Craig said. "I was p-partners with Kyle there." Jimmy said.(See Season 12, Episode 7, Super Fun Time.) Token then saw that the 2 boys along with himself recalled their field trip to Pioneer Village, which was in Denver. "Then it's settled, we'll go check Denver. I have money for a taxi ride there." "I have 10$ since I was supposed to see Star Trek: Into Darkness, today, but, I don't think the film'll be too good, so, I'd rather go with you." Craig said, taking out his money telling him that he was going to the movie Star Trek: Into Darkness, but reconsidered going with the 2. "M-me, too, Token." Jimmy said. "Then let's go." Token, Craig, and Jimmy hoped that the 5 boys would be found.
PART 3 COMING SUMMER 2013