Part 3

Token, Craig, and Jimmy thus decided to go to Denver, where they hoped to find the 5 boys. However, they didn't know that the boys were taken to Equestria. They took a taxi ride there.

Inside the taxi headed for Denver, the 3 boys saw a homeless person sleeping on the car floor. "Hey, Mr. Homeless Guy." Token greeted the homeless person. "What can I do for you?" The homeless person grunted. "We're looking for 5 young boys that go to our school in our town of South Park. They've been missing for 2 days already, it's not funny." "Yeah, T-t-Token. This is a very s-serious issue." Jimmy told Token with more clarity. "Can you help us?" Token asked. "Sure, kid." the homeless person agreed to help. "But, on one condition..." he then warned the boys. "...You buy me some o' that crack, or I steal your money." The homeless person told him to buy him some crack cocaine, or else he would rob him. However, Token was worried about how illegal it was to take that drug. "But, sir, isn't crack cocaine illegal?" "I don't care. I'm warning you, guys." the homeless person denied the fact that the drug was illegal. At that moment, the taxi driver overheard what the homeless man said, and called the police. The boys thought that they were involved in this new incident. "We're in huge trouble, I think." Craig said. "Well, no Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate on Wii U for me next week!" Jimmy said, worried that his parents would ground him the following week.

Back in Ponyville, in Equestria, Stan was writing a letter to the so-called Princess Celestia. He decided to introduce himself in the letter.

Dear Princess Celestia,

"Why am I doing this?" he said to himself.

Dear Princess Celestia,

My name is Stanley Marsh. Just call me Stan. I am 10 years old and come from the town of South Park in Colorado, USA.

Stan then recapped what happened during the 2 days of their stay in Equestria.

2 days ago, my friends and I were magically transported to your magical world of ponies. I was worried that I may have been killed or something. I wanted to get back to Earth. My friends however, were happily surprised.

He then stated that some of his friends were fans of the show.

I have commonly heard of these boys called "Bronies". "Butters" seemed to be a brony, himself. Kenny must've been watching your show on Netflix as well.

Stan found out that "Butters" joined the Cutie Mark Crusaders and that Cartman was planning to marry Rainbow Dash.

Some of my friends seemed to be very happy about staying in this world; Right now, "Butters" is currently finding a meaningful purpose in his meaningless life. Cartman is also planning to marry one of the ponies.

He stated that Kyle was on Stan's side, but turned to the ponies' side shortly afterward.

Like me, Kyle wanted to get back to Earth as well, but then found out about you, Princess Celestia. I can say he was a former Jew, but now he seems to be one of them.

Stan criticized the ponies for their home.

Everything was going from great the day I got here, til right now(current day). This place is weird. Why have you no normal food besides apples? I can't eat hay. Why is there no electricity? I can't recharge my iPad. Why do we have to sleep nude? I have no clothes on at night(except when I'm at a party).

He asked Princess Celestia to take him back to Earth.

Can you please get me out of this world, by using your Elements of-Whatever to get us back to Earth? I'm used to living on Earth, not a weird place like yours.

Thank you.

Your friend, Stan Marsh.

At that moment, Stan tried to burn up the letter. Spike the dragon then came in to notify him about something. "What, Spike?" "The Day of Bonding with your Friends is tomorrow, Stan. There is even a party at Sugarcube Corner tonight. Wanna come with me tonight?" Spike notified him. "Hey, I have diabetes, dumb dragon!" Stan declined. Suddenly, "Butters" came in through the door. "Stan!" he called. "I got my cutie mark!" It had been believed that "Butters" got a cutie mark. Stan was rather curious, until he looked at him nude. The cutie mark was shown on his bottom. "Butters, stop showing your ass and please put some pants on..." Stan groaned, almost passing out, requesting "Butters" to wear some pants.

Back in the temple in the mountains, Satan and Nightmare Moon were getting ready for thier plan to take over the 2 worlds of Earth and Equestria, making the worlds collide. Satan decided to get resources from Earth, whilst Nightmare Moon got resources from Equestria. The 2 used their magic and power to make the place ready for the worlds to collide.

Back in Denver, Token, Craig, and Jimmy were sent back home by the police to South Park. Of course. this was because of the crack cocaine talk on the taxi ride. "But sir, it was that homeless guy's fault!" Token tried to tell the truth to the policemen. "Shut up, sir. You're gonna go home!" one of the policemen responded. "What's going to happen to us, police officer?" Jimmy asked. "We'll have to have a talk with your parents." the second policeman said. "Just as I thought! I won't be able to play Wii U for a week, now!" "NowI'm in trouble." Craig said.

Back in Ponyville in Equestria, Pinkie Pie took Kenny to Sugarcube Corner. "So, Kenny, you ready to go to our candy shop?" "Yeah!" Kenny responded in a muffled voice. "This is where we'll be able to stuff our faces with candy and other sweet stuff here."

At that moment, "Butters" was on his way from the Apple family's apple farm to get some sugar for the family's apple pie.

"Let's have a race to see who can eat the most sweets in Sugarcube Corner, Kenny." Pinkie Pie told Kenny as soon as they were at Sugarcube Corner. "On your mark, get set, GO!" she then said. At that moment, Kenny and Pinkie were busy trying to eat all the candy and sweets. Pinkie gorged on ice cream, lolipops, and cotton candy, while Kenny gorged on chocolate bars and ice cream and even elephant ears. Then suddenly, Kenny started feeling weird. His body was shaking and his eyes were getting bigger. "Bad aches...!" Kenny grunted. "Bad aches...!" Kenny was getting a heart attack from a sugar overdose at that moment, just a few seconds later, he collapsed to the floor. Pinkie Pie then came to him, and looked at his face. To her, Kenny's face looked funny. "You have a funny face, Kenny!" she laughed.

At that moment, "Butters" got to Sugarcube Corner, only to find Kenny motionless on the floor.

At Pinkie Pie's house meanwhile, Randy was getting ready for his attack on Ponyville. He grabbed out a 12-gauge Remington 870 Express Tactical, a Smith & Wesson M&P15, and a semi-automatic rifle with a 500-round drum magazine. He also brought out a Glock 22 50 caliber handgun. These were most of the same weapons used at a shooting inside a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado. Stan then went to check on him, and wondered where he got the weapons. "Dad, where did you get those weapons?" "Oh, you mean these? I got them from a gun shop in Denver. I'm one of the few people to have a right to bear arms in the state." "But these ponies are harmless dad, and you're gonna make them harmful once you launch that attack you're planning right now." Stan tried to persuade his father to stop. "Quiet, Stan! It's supposed to be that way!" Randy denied.

At that moment, Stan and Randy heard a loud scream. It came from "Butters". "What happened?" Stan said to himself as he ran out the door of Pinkie Pie's house. "'Butters'!" he then cried, worried about "Butters", as he ran down to the town of Ponyville.

There, Stan saw "Butters", in tears. He also saw Kenny, motionless, with suds of rabies in his mouth. "Oh, no." Stan said, in horror. "Oh my god. Pinkie Pie killed Kenny." "You Bastard!" Butters scolded at Pinkie Pie, sobbing. "He was our friend, Pinkie!" At that moment, Pinkie Pie knelt down and comforted "Butters", and frowned. "Why? Why?!" "Butters" then screamed. Stan walked toward Kenny's body to check for a pulse. But he felt no pulse as he was officially dead. "He's dead, 'Butters'." he told "Butters". "He's gone to see him." "Who?" "Butters" asked angrily. "Y'know...God." Stan told him. "Butters" had been told by Stan that Kenny went to heaven again for some time. Stan hugged him, and told him, "We'll see him in heaven."

And so, the party at the Sugarcube Corner began that night, and all the ponies gathered to eat sweets and danced to popular songs like "Gangnam Style" and even "The Harlem Shake" Rarity was dancing with her new jacket and pants, while Applejack was serving apple sparkle, a drink similar to sodapop. Cartman did some ballroom dancing with Rainbow Dash. Outside of the store, "Butters" weeped sorrowfully over the loss of his fallen friend, Kenny. "Don't be upset, 'Butters'. The Bonding of Friends tomorrow'll make you feel better." Spike saw him and spoke to him, assuring him that things would get better. He then handed him an ice cream cone. "But Kenny's gone an' there's nothing I can do about it, Spike." "Butters" said as he looked up at the stars. "Why does God have to take us away when we die?"

At Pinkie Pie's house that night, Stan and father Randy were getting ready for their attack on the party at Sugarcube Corner. Randy was getting all his weapons loaded up and adjusting his gas mask, while Stan reluctantly wished him luck. "Stan. I have a feeling that the time is right." Randy said as he loaded up his Remington 870 Express Tactical. "Dad, you shouldn't be doing this." Stan suggested that Randy shouldn't launch the attack. "You're gonna start a war with these ponies one day and you'll be sorry." "Well, the hippies are dead, y'know, Stan." Randy talked back. "Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to kill me some ponies." He then went to get his noise-canceling headphones from Bose so he wouldn't go deaf out there. Gunshots are so loud, you can actually go deaf.

And so, Randy got to his position near the store. "Ponies, prepare to die." he quietly said. "Butters" then noticed him. "Oh, hi, Mr. Marsh. Are you gonna pull a prank in there or something?" he became curious of Randy's plans to kill the ponies. At that moment, Randy got his gas mask on, and threw a paper bag with something in it into the store. At that moment, with one of the guns, he shot the bag, and then came a loud bang. Soon, a strange sort of gas was coming out. It made the ponies find out that something was seriously wrong. "I can't see anything!" Applejack screamed. "Twi! I'm scared!" Spike said, hanging onto Twilight Sparkle, for dear life. At that moment, Randy knocked down the door to the shop, and stepped in, with his Smith & Wesson M&P15. "Death to Ponies!" Randy yelled. He then fired 100 rounds of ammo at the ponies, seriously injuring most of them and even killing some of them. The ponies couldn't see the bodies until the gas cleared up. Some of the ponies tried to hide upstairs. Soon, thier eyes started to water, and thier bodies and hooves itched. Inside one of the rooms, the ponies, safe from the gas prayed to Princess Celestia that they would remain safe during this shootout. Randy still kept firing bullets and missiles. Later, when he got bored, he decided to blow up the main room once more. from there on, gas disappeared, and Randy ran back to Pinkie Pie's house.

The inside of Sugarcube Corner was a bloodbath. In the aftermath of the shootout, lots of ponies that attended the party got holes in their bodies and were covered in blood. Chances were that most of them were dead. Twilight Sparkle called out from upstairs, "Is anypony alright?" wondering if they survived. She and 5 of the ponies went downstairs only to find a mess of a candy shop. And there, Applejack ran to Big McIntosh, who attended the party but was shot a few times. "No! Big Mac! No!" Applejack screamed, horrified by what happened to him. She checked for a heartbeat, but it couldn't be found. Thus, Big McIntosh was pronounced dead at the scene, along with 15 others. 11 others were sent to a hospital. "Oh, Big McIntosh, my older brother..." Applejack sobbed. "...I promise that in your memory, I'll have our family's apple farm keep on goin'!" she swore about the Apple family's apple farm. Twilight Sparkle checked for human survivors. Thankfully, Kyle, Cartman, and "Butters" survived, but were shaken by the events. "I'm sorry this tragedy has happened to your ponies, Twilight Sparkle." Kyle said. "Me, too." Cartman said, hugging Rainbow Dash. All the remaining ponies and 3 boys hugged everypony.

Back in South Park that night, at the Valmer family's house, Jimmy was scolded at by Ryan and Sarah Valmer, Jimmy's parents, about what happened in Denver earlier that day. "Jimmy, I'm disappointed in you!" Ryan exclaimed, angrily. "Me, too, Jimmy." Sarah said in a stern matter. "About what, Mom 'n Dad?" Jimmy asked, curious. "About that talk about smoking crack cocaine, an illegal drug, on a taxi ride to Denver!" Ryan yelled in a bellowing voice. "Especially since Toronto's mayor, Rob Ford, seemingly smoked it when caught on camera!" Sarah said. "Well, there was a homeless guy sleeping on the floor of the car, and Token 'n Craig and I asked him if he could help us search 5 of our friends!" Jimmy explained, trying not to look guilty. "You mean the boys that've been missing since Tuesday?" Sarah exclaimed, worried about what could happen to them. "Yeah. And the homeless guy agreed to help us, but told us to go buy him some crack or else he would take all our money as a warning." Jimmy then told the part of the incident that involved the crack cocaine. "He was to steal your money?" Ryan said, toning it down a little bit. "Yes, Dad. If we didn't buy him crack cocaine." Ryan then sat beside Jimmy on his bed. "Jimmy, my son, I just want to let you know that homeless people can be extremely dangerous." he told Jimmy the truth about homeless people and some advice about asking for help. "I won't ground you this time, but if you want someone to help you out, ask a police officer, or a close friend of yours." Ryan then said, patting Jimmy on the back. Sarah then kissed him, hoping that her son would do the right thing.

The day after the disastrous massacre that happened during the party at Sugarcube Corner, All the ponies that didn't recieve a single scratch and the 4 boys(Kenny died of sugar overdose)attended a funeral in the Ponyville Graveyard. A male pony that hosted the funeral was a preist for a local church in Ponyville, and read the funeral scripture in the book of prayer,

"In sure and certain hope of the resurrection to eternal life through our Lord Jesus Christ, we commend to Almighty God our brother, Big McIntosh; and we commit his body to the ground; earth to earth; ashes to ashes, dust to dust. The Lord bless him and keep him, the Lord make his face to shine upon him and be gracious unto him and give him peace. Amen."

During the priest's reading, Big McIntosh was in a coffin that was being buried in the ground by some of the helper ponies and lots of ponies were sobbing over the loss of Big Mac. Another pony then played the song "Amazing Grace" on bagpipes. Twilight Sparkle comforted Applejack, telling him that everything would be alright. "I have a feeling that this might start a war." Stan said, worried about what would happen in the aftermath of the Sugarcube Corner shooting.

Meanwhile up in the mountains, Satan, Osama bin Laden, and Nightmare Moon were working on their plans for world collision and destruction. "So, Nightmare, Wait 'til your older sister has that look on her face!" Satan told Nightmare. "Yes. I am evil, after all." Nightmare said. "Evil? Of course you're evil! Being evil is good when it comes to Hell!" Satan said, flexing his muscles. "Satan, enough talk. Let's get this plan working already!" Osama said to Satan, bringing blueprints over to the rocks. "OK, Osama, I got it!" Satan agreed. "I think it's gonna be time that we get close to each other." he then said to Nightmare Moon, holding her hoof. "But I'm not dependant on it, while my late friend/assistant Sadaam Hussein was. Now I have Osama bin Laden as my assistant." he then told her. "What does 'getting close' mean, Satan?" Nightmare Moon then became curious. "I'll tell you later." Satan informed her.

Back at Pinkie Pie's house, Stan and Randy were resting, tired from his attack on Sugarcube Corner last night. "So, Dad, did you do the right thing?" Stan told Randy. "Yes, as a matter of fact." Randy said back. "I think you're gonna start a war, Dad." Stan warned him. Suddenly, a huge allicorn in white, carried and flown by her guards in a coach, came by the house. As the coach landed, one of the guards knocked on the door. "I'll get it. I think it's for me, anyway." Stan said, running for the door. However, as he opened it, he saw a bunch of guards on the doorstep. "Hello, sir. We need to see the human who is responsible for what happened in Ponyville last night." One of the guards said. "You mean that Sugarcube Corner shootout, sir?" Stan asked. "Yes." the second guard said. "Well, that shooter's my father, sir. He's sitting in the main room eating hay for breakfast." Stan then told the guards where Randy was, fearful of what would happen to him. At that moment, all the guards charged into the house, and caught Randy. "Hey, what do you think you're doing here?" he yelled. "Who are you, sir?" one of the guards asked. "Randy Marsh, sir. Why do you ask?" "Princess Celestia needs to see you." the other guard informed him. "Wait a minute, you know this Princess Celestia?" Stan finally found out who was at the door. "Yes, we are her royal guards." one of the guards said to him. "Can I go see her?" Stan asked. "Yes. She is right in the front yard." the other guard said.

At that moment, Stan went out to the front yard, and before him, he saw the so-called Princess Celestia. What the ponies believed to be their Godess. "So, you're the Princess that everyone in Ponyville is talking about, right?" Stan asked her. "Yes, I am the great Princess Celestia." Princess Celestia said to him. "Your father responsible for what happened last night in Ponyville will have to be turned to stone, like I did to Discord." she then said about what would happen to Randy in response to what happened last night. At that moment, her guards brought him over and took him away to her castle, which was far away. "Dad's in danger." Stan said to himself, worried about what was to happen to Randy.

PART 4 COMING SOON