Part 4

Back in Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle and the other ponies, including Kyle, Cartman, and "Butters" were helping clean up Sugarcube Corner from the shootout. "Well, I sure wish we didn't have to do this!" Pinkie Pie complained, sweeping the floor of blood. "But it's the right thing to do, Pinkie." Twilight Sparkle said, cleaning up the candy counters. "Whoever did that shooting last night is twisted! He oughta be sentenced to death!" Rainbow Dash insisted and then stated that Equestria never had a shooting like that at all. "It's now the biggest mass-shooting in the land of Equestria." "Let's hope guns don't get sold here." Rarity said. "Ponies, could you please keep quiet?" Kyle informed the ponies. "We aren't responsible for it! None of us are!" "Yeah, we believe in you!" "Butters" exclaimed. "Even though I'm a Neo-Naz-" Cartman said, but was unable to finish his sentence, as Kyle scolded him. "Cartman, you are not a Neo-Nazi for the last fucking time!" "Oh, my Celestia! Such language!" Fluttershy scolded. "Oh, sorry." Kyle apologized. He then noticed that Applejack wasn't in the store. "Where's Applejack?" "Oh, she's just at the graveyard, mourning the loss of her older brother." Twilight Sparkle informed him, that Applejack loved her brother, Big McIntosh, so much, that she decided to stay in that graveyard.

Meanwhile, at the cemetary, Applejack prayed to Celestia over the loss of Big McIntosh. His grave was made from stones and said that he would never be forgotten. After praying, Applejack would shed a tear from her eyes onto his grave. She had fondly remembered all the moments of she and her brother. She hoped to have good luck at the Applebuck Season the following year.

Back in Princess Celestia's castle, Randy Marsh was held captive by Princess Celestia and her royal guards. "Hey, what the fuck're you doing to me?" Randy felt that the guards were doing something to him. They seemed to be whipping him. "Hey! You can't to that! Ow!" he cried, affected by the whip. He had repeatedly said "Ow", "Ouch", and "Augh" as he kept getting whipped. "What was that for, you dumb guards? Isn't this America?" "Mr. Marsh, this is only part of the punishment for what happened last night in Ponyville." Princess Celestia explained to Randy about what happened last night. "You shot and killed a bunch of our civilians in our land of peace and friendship." "Yeah? Why the fuck's it a big deal to you?" Randy still tried to scramble out of the guards' way. "I don't care what PETA says! I just want to stay balanced!" he told them that he was hunting for meat. Horsemeat. "Horsemeat is really damn good for humans." "Such language, Mr. Marsh!" Princess Celestia was stunned by the explicit words Randy used in his sentences. "I simply have no choice." she then announced the transformation into stone. "Guards!" she commanded her guards. "Turn Mr. Marsh into stone like we did to Discord!" "At once, Princess." the guards responded. "Wait, guys! You're making a mistake! I'd rather go to jail and live, not die!" Randy panicked, trying to persuade Princess Celestia and the guards not to turn him into stone. "This is going too far! Just put me under the YCJA, ok?!" But it was too late.

Back in South Park, Token, Craig, and Jimmy were still trying to find a way to find the boys. They felt that they should check Aurora, which was a city also in Colorado. "OK, everyone. Maybe the boys are in Aurora. It's a pretty small town." "Isn't Aurora in Antarctica?" Craig asked Token, thinking that Aurora was a glacier in Antarctica "Of course not, Craig! It's in Colorado, where we live! It's East of Denver." "I heard of a shooting at the p-premiere of The D-Dark Knight R-Rises there." Jimmy remembered something that happened in that town. "Of course we have! It was in the Breaking News, for God's sake!" Token exclaimed Jimmy that everyone saw the news and heard about it then. He then announced that they go to Aurora on foot. "Never mind that, what matters is that we find them there! Let's go!" Jimmy and Craig followed his lead as they decided to go off to Aurora, where they hoped to find the boys.

Back at Cartman's house, Liane Cartman, Cartman's mom, was mourning the assumed death of her son. "Oh, Eric..." Liane said, sobbing, as she looked at a happy photo of Cartman. "I wish he came back." she then went into his bedroom and looked at it, remembering her son. "Eric was a sometimes a spoiled little boy, but at least I gave birth to him. I was his mother, after all." she explained to herself. She looked at the Snacky merchandaise in his room. "He would go crazy for Snacky when he was young." But then she was angry at posters of Terrence and Phillip in his room. she hated the show because it had fart jokes that were far too much for the other parents in South Park. "...but I hated it when he watched Terrence and Phillip with his friends." She went back downstairs and saw Mr. Kitty, the family cat, curled up on the couch watching a documentary about Jesus' life on CBC(not Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, but Christian Broadcasting Corporation)on the HD TV. She opened up a bag of Cheesy Poofs and poured the snack into a big bowl, and sat beside Mr. Kitty on the couch. "Memories." she then said to herself, still remembering Cartman and how much he loved Cheesy Poofs. "They make a $2 bag of Cheesy Poofs priceless."

Back in Equestria, in the temple in the mountains, Satan, Osama bin Laden, and Nightmare Moon had been busy constructing a button that would make the world of Planet Earth and Equestria collide into one world. Satan was anticipating the mass war he predicted. "Soon, a war shall come to our collided world. It is about time that we blew all those human bastards to kingdom come!" Using her magic, Nightmare Moon had gathered technology from Earth and used it to build the button. Satan used his holy power of Hell to enhance the button's power. Osama bin Laden built bombs and placed them underneath the button, so the change could be irreversible, meaning that the collision of the 2 worlds would be unable to make each world to return to its original form. Nightmare Moon asked Satan a question. "So, Satan, when do you think the button will be ready?" "Oh, I'm hoping at least in the evening." "Yeah!" Osama agreed. "Once everyone's asleep, they'll find some ponies when they wake up by next morning!" He then hinted that earth wouldn't be the same the next morning. But the most important thing Satan wanted to see was a war happen in the collided world. "...Exactly." Satan agreed with Osama, but was unsure. Satan had stated that he wanted to see a war with the ponies occur, only later to be rigged by himself, Nightmare Moon, and Osama bin Laden, his assistant.

Back in Ponyville, Cartman and Rainbow Dash were hanging out at the lake, making love with each other. "RD, I've heard you're one of the best ponies in this place." Cartman said, admiring her. "Thanks. I can even do a Sonic Rainboom." Rainbow Dash replied. "Oh, I thought only that hedgehog could do that." Cartman said. He suddenly had an idea in his head. "Listen, Dashie, do you want to get married?" he asked Rainbow Dash about marriage. "What are you talking about?" RD worriedly asked. However, she suddenly thought and remembered that marriage was most of the time a good thing because it was like being a boyfriend and girlfriend as a man and a woman. "Why, of course I wanna get married." she happily replied. "Then why don't I make a marriage proposal right here?" Cartman considered. "Just...don't, Eric." Dash replied, worriedly. "Why?" Cartman asked, unsure about what problems Rainbow Dash was having. "Well, I think there's gonna be a big war going on, an' I might hafta go to war to capture all humans." Dash gloomily talked about the rumored war set to happen in response to the shooting in the Sugarcube Corner. Suddenly, she thought of Cartman, and decided to take him somewhere. "Eric, follow me." she commanded Cartman. "Where are we going, Dash?" Cartman asked, curiously. "Well, have a guess!" RD replied. "TC?" he thought. "Correct!" "Wha-?!" "That's right, Eric! I'm taking you to Princess Celestia's castle. You'll NEVER leave Equestria at ALL!" RD announced that Cartman was not allowed to leave the place that she her friends lived in.

Soon after, Rainbow Dash flew over to the castle, with Cartman tied to her back. Cartman tried to break loose, but was unable to for the rope was tight. He kept trying and trying. He never got out. The 2 arrived at Princess Celestia's castle, the same castle where Randy was held. After a quick landing, Rainbow Dash announced to Princess Celestia that Cartman had arrived. "Thank you so much, Rainbow Dash." Princess Celestia replied as she collected the fat boy. "This human will never leave Equestria for he is sacred to our place of friendship!" Rainbow Dash informed her. "No! You can't do this to me, RD! I'm still your friend, but I like Earth more!" Cartman pleaded to Rainbow Dash claiming that she made a mistake about bringing him there to be turned into stone. But the door to the castle closed as he and Princess Celestia got inside and noone ever heard from him again.

That night was a rather quiet night. Token, Craig, and Jimmy were walking back to South Park, and they still hadn't found any of the boys in Aurora. "I'm sorry, guys, but I don't ever think there's anything else we can do to find 'em." Token apologized to themselves, thinking that they were gone forever. "I'm s-s-sorry, too." Jimmy apologized, upsettingly. "I wonder what happened to them?" Craig asked. "Maybe..." Token wondered. He seemed to remember something that started the whole problem. "There was a mysterious object covered by a blanket...and it galloped like a horse." "A pony?" Craig wondered. "That's it!" Token shouted, solving the problem hopefully. "That could be the source of this wierd thing that's going on in South Park right now!" he decided to do some explaining recalling what happened earlier. "As I can recall, Eric Cartman asked Mr. Garrison that day if he could go to the bathroom, but it was only so he could sneak out of the building to follow that pony to somewhere in South Park." "You're not a spy, are you, Token?" Craig became unsure about Token. "Kyle decided to go look for him, and so did Stan, Kenny, and Butters. We never saw them again." Token explained further. "Y-you mean you s-s-saw this?" Jimmy asked. "No, I just saw Cartman out the window." he explained further that Kyle, Butters, Stan, and Kenny were going to get drinks and go to the bathroom simultaniously, but tricked Mr. Garrison to go look for Cartman. "Maybe that explains why we've never seen them for so long." Craig wondered about the whole situation. "I'm sure all 5 of 'em are gonna be in hot water with Mr. G-G-Garrison when they're found. Th-their novel studies were due just today." "Good thing I put mine in. Mine was on Catcher in the Rye." Token said. "Did you hand yours in, Craig?" he asked Craig. "I did mine on Geronimo Stilton." "Which one?" "#20: Surf's Up, Geronimo!." "Ha! In your face, Italy! I did mine on The Hunger Games!" Jimmy replied to Craig, saying bad things about Italy. "That's good, Jimmy, but why are you so critical of Italy?" Token replied, but he felt that Jimmy was berating Italians. "Yeah! They're the fuckers behind pizza!" Craig yelled. "Oh, I'm sorry. It's just that they don't do the best literature." Jimmy apologized for his berating. Token then went to look at his watch. His watch read 10:00 PM. "Woah! Look at the time!" he was shocked by how late they were out for. "We'd better split up for the night." he told his friends, going home. "See ya!" "Well, I might as well get going home. Ciao!" Craig said as he felt he should go home. Jimmy went with Craig as well.

Also that night, In the Mountains, in Equestria, Satan, his assistant Osama bin Laden, and Nightmare Moon were just about ready to unleash the power of the button that was to collide both the Earth and Equestria. "Well, it seems that all those ponies are having a grand time right now." Satan stated as he looked towards Ponyville. "But as soon as we press this button, Earth and Equestria will collide, making the ponies' life not the same anymore!" Satan cackled, referring to the button that was finished but yet to be pressed. At that moment, he checked if Osama and Nightmare Moon were ready to press the button. "We're all ready to unleash its power!" Osama cheerfully said. "I am ready, Satan." Nightmare Moon said. "Then press it. NOW!" Satan commanded the 2. "Right away!" Osama said, pressing the button at last.

At that moment, an explosion appeared from the mountains. "What's going on over there?" Twilight Sparkle wondered as she saw the explosion from her house. Suddenly, she saw that the world of Equestria was starting to fade in white. "Oh, no!" Twilight was worried about something. "I'd better gather the others!" she ran out the house to look for the other 5. "Twilight! Wait for me!" Spike yelled to Twilight as he ran out. "No, Spike, you stay home." Twilight stopped him. "It's too dangerous for you. I'm just gathering my friends." Spike went back inside quickly. "OK, but be careful, Twi! The world's fading in white rather quickly!" he then warned her. "Exactly!" she responded. She started running over Ponyville. "Rainbow Dash! Applejack! Rarity! Pinkie! Fluttershy! Where are you?!" she started crying out the names of all her pony friends. "Scootaloo! Applebloom! Sweetie Belle! I'm coming!" she then tried calling for the boys. "Kyle! Stanny! "Butters"! I hope you're safe!"

The same thing happened to Earth. Everyone in South Park heard the boom from the sky, and the Earth was rumbling. "What in the blazes just happened?" Sharon Marsh, Stan's mother, was awoken from her sleep, when she heard the same boom everyone else heard. "Could that be Randy?" she wondered since she was worried of where Randy went to. However, she saw that earth was also fading into white. "I sure hope the kids are safe!" Sharon became worried about the children. "Oh, my Yahweh!" Sheila Broflovski looked out the window and saw the same thing. "Gerald! We're under attack! Wake up!" she became worried about Gerald and told him to wake up. "For the love of Abraham, Sheila..." Gerald woke up angrilly. "...What's the meaning of this?" Sheila showed him out the window. Ike woke up, crying, as he was scared by the boom. "Ike! Ike! Stay together with Mommy!" Sheila hugged her son. "Everything will be all right...Ike..."

And suddenly, the world faded to white.

PART 5 COMING NOVEMBER 2013(DUE TO NAVY YARD MASSACRE SEPTEMBER 16th, 2013)