A/N: Same as last time.
Dear Akatsu-thing,
Your 'feliness' has helped me won over 2 billion ryos.
I'm sure I can fund your 'evil-take-over-the-world' plans, in return. (air quotes included)
Signed Gato Junior.
Dear idiots,
There's a reason this is called a fanfic.
The STUFF I WRITE ARE FICTIONAL AND PURELY 'WHAT-IF'S!
Signed Some-Random-Fanfic-Writer
A/N: Not me.