A/N: I am a terrible person. Just thought I'd let you know. Not because of this chapter, but because of the Lomille chapters, I was literally on a being-evil-to-Logan high this morning, it was weird. Anyways, I'll not bother you with any of that now (unless you want another sneak peek, this is a double update, to just tell me in your review if you want me to sneak peek again). A quick question though; this fiction is going to be MASSIVE, but would it turn you guys away from reading it if I made it like a ton of chapters long and just kept going with like a few weeks' gap in between each event, or would you prefer that I just did a sequel when Lacey was little, then another completely new story when they get married, and have their first kids, and then another when something else happens? I feel like that option would be a pain, and I'd rather just let it be 100 chapters or however long its going to be (probably not 100, I might run out of ideas) but, yeah, what do you guys think?
**SLIGHT SMUT WARNING**

Chapter 23: Bored

"I'm bored!" Carlos said after the third round of Bio Hazard Battle Blast for the morning.

"Same here!" Logan agreed from his position of sitting upside down on the couch, his legs dangling over the back.

"So bored!" James said, his game controller falling from his limp hand as he lay on his stomach on the couch.

"And hot!" Kendall said, and James raised an eyebrow "I mean, it's hot in hear, let's go for a swim,"

"Can't," Logan sighed "Bitters banned us for a week after Lacey realized it wasn't a bathroom."

"We could go to the beach," Carlos suggested.

"Why, so Lacey can poop in the water and get us banned from there, too?" Logan asked.

"She's not even two yet," Kendall defended "she can't help it!"

"And Kendall will watch her this time," Carlos said, and Kendall nodded "come on guys, it'll be fun!"

"Well, I do need to work on my tan," James said, flipping his hair and flexing his muscles.

"OK! Stop it, and I'll come!" Logan relented as James pushed his shirt sleeves back down.

"Yes!" Carlos pumped his fist in the air and raced off to his room, followed by James and Logan.

"Yo! Jo!" Kendall called to Jo, who was highlighting a script at the kitchen table.

"What?" she looked up, glad for a distraction.

"Wanna come with us to the beach?" he asked.

"Does it involve me highlighting this stupid script anymore?"

"No," Kendall replied, confused.

"Then, yeah," Jo shut the script and put down the highlighter "thank God for that!" she sighed happily "I'll go call the girls," she got up and went to search for her phone.

"OK, little lady," Kendall said as Logan returned, wearing a T-shirt, board shorts and thongs, topped off with aviator sunglasses and a splodge of zinc on his nose. "You stay here with—" he snickered "with Logan, while daddy gets changed,"

"What?" Logan asked.

"Nothing," Kendall chuckled as he headed into his and Jo's room.

"Dude, really?" James snickered as he came into the living room "Zinc?"

"I don't wanna get burned!" Logan said defensively. "I guess you haven't put any on at all?"

"Nope!" James said "Can't wear sunblock if you wanna get a tan!"

"Well, you should at least cover up," Logan said; James was wearing a singlet with his board shorts and thongs, and his aviators on. "You know how much it hurts when you get sunburnt on your shoulders?"

"Fine!" James said, dumping the duffle bag he was carrying at Logan's feet, and stormed back into his room, narrowly missing Carlos as he did so.

"What's his problem?" Carlos asked as he grabbed the sunscreen from his pocket and began to rub it over his shoulders and arms.

"Won't Stephanie want to do that?" Logan asked.

"Oh yeah!" Carlos exclaimed, rubbing at his arms and then on his board shorts. He was wearing a singlet with a half open hoodie on top, thongs, board shorts and his favourite black sunglasses.

"Happy now?!" James demanded, and Logan rolled his eyes; James was now wearing a different pair of board shorts and an open button up shirt over his bare chest.

"Sure, James," Logan said as Kendall appeared, wearing a button up t-shirt with a singlet underneath, over his board shorts and thongs, with his clear rimmed sunglasses.

"OK," he said, picking up Lacey "now we gotta get you ready, huh?" he took her into the bedrooms Jo came out, wearing a yellow bikini under her floral sundress, brown sandals, and her sunglasses on her head.

"They girls are on their way up," she told the guys, grabbing the sunscreen from the coffee table and rubbing it into the skin on her arms.

"Won't Kendall wanna do that?" Carlos asked, shooting a look at Logan, who only smirked in return.

"He's gotta make sure he puts it on Lacey," she said, taking the bottle in to Kendall as they heard at the door, and Logan got up to answer it.

"Hey," he greeted the girls as they came in.

"Hey," Camille said, pecking Logan's lips, and he smiled; she was wearing his favourite cherry lip gloss. Logan kept the kiss going, putting his hands on her bare waist; she had her checked button up shirt tied up above her belly-button, over her blue bikini, and low-cut mini shorts that sat just below her hip bone. Logan worked his hands down her waist until he hit her hip bone, running his finger along it as Camille gave a shudder.

"You're so beautiful," he murmured against her lips as his fingers travelled down the waistband of her shorts, he toyed with it, slipping one finger in, feeling her warm skin against his own.

Then, just as quickly, he removed his finger and broke off the kiss, smirking mischievously.

"Pick it up when we get home?" He asked her in a low, seductive tone.

"Maybe," she winked and headed into the living room. Logan sat down beside Carlos on the couch, and Camille sat on his lap, hooking her fingers into his V-neck and pulling it down slightly.

"Camille!" Lucy fake gasped from James' lap, where she sat across both his knees, her legs crossed at the ankles. "How un-ladylike of you!" she said, putting her hand over her heart as she feigned shock, but Camille noticed that the rest of the buttons on James' shirt were undone, and that Lucy's singlet strap was now hanging off her shoulder; she wore a grey tank top with a black floral design on the front over the top of her black bikini, her back Capri pants were folded to her knees, and her grey, ripped vans on her feet, with her black aviators down the front of her top.

"Guys," Carlos said as he played with Stephanie's hair "we can't do that kinda stuff here for much longer,"

"He's right," Stephanie said from where she was sitting on the floor, between Carlos' knees, pulling her purple checked dress further up her chest and untying the strap of her purple and black bikini and handing it to Carlos to tighten "Lacey's learned to walk, now, so we can't be sure if she's gonna walk in on us, we don't want her seeing anything,"

"What do you mean?" Camille asked.

"Like we didn't see you and Logan making out by the front door!" James smirked wickedly.

"I can't help it if I have the most beautiful girlfriend ever," Logan replied, kissing Camille's hand.

"Aww, honey," she cooed.

"Seriously?" James made fake retching noises as Kendall and Jo re-entered the room, Kendall carrying Lacey and Jo carrying what looked like a very full duffel bag.

"Ready?" Kendall asked "I called down to the lobby, and Bitters says we can take the Palm Woods van as long as Lacey doesn't dirty the pool anymore, which reminds me," he turned to Jo "did we grab all the stuff we need to change her?"

"I think so," Jo replied, checking the bag.

"Diapers?"

"Yep,"

"Powder?"

"Yep,"

"Wipes?"

"Yep,"

"We always need more wipes," he said, handing Lacey to Jo and dashing back into their bedroom.

"Where did that come from?" Camille asked "Wasn't Kendall really unorganized?"

"Yep," Jo smiled "but now he's more organized than me."

"What?" Logan asked "Kendall's not organized! He's one of the messiest people I know! Besides Carlos,"

"Hey! My stuff's organized!" Carlos said defensively.

"Yeah, In random piles all over the floor according to how much it stinks!" Logan said "So, where's all this organization come from? His room's actually neat!"

"Well, that part was me, but he's super organized when it comes to Lacey," Jo said proudly.

"Wow," Logan muttered as Kendall came back into the room, putting the wipes in Jo's bag before taking Lacey back and turning to the others.

"OK, now we're ready, let's go!" Stephanie, who was closest to the door, held it open as Kendall led the way out.

"Thanks, babe," Carlos said softly to Stephanie before taking her hand and following the others as she shut the door behind her.

A/N: Sorry about the excess description and the Lomille smut guys, but that's what happens when I get bored :) Note, don't let Laura get bored :P Um, now I know I said this was a double update, but that was two days ago when I wrote the first author's note, so I'll see how I go. Pretty please, review? And If you could, please leave your opinion on what I should do (make it massive, or chop it up into mini fanfics), and also if you want more sneak peeks, leave a comment about that, and that would be lovely :)