A lighter chapter with some fun things. Italic is whatever Deidara writes on his board I hope you like and I really try making the chapters longer, but they just won't get longer x.x

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Itachi walked into the cafeteria for lunch. His last class had been without Hidan or Deidara and he hadn't known anyone else in his class. Not that he wanted to be in the same class as Deidara, but at least he would've seen a familiar face and maybe he could've convinced the blonde that life wasn't as pretty as he thought it was. But he had been stuck with strangers, staring at him like he was some nice piece of meat. So he was pretty annoyed as he went to get lunch.

Now he also needed to find a place to sit. He glanced around, his black eyes landing on a table where Hidan was sitting at, with Deidara of course. But his friend waved at him, so he had to sit there now. Itachi took his tray and slowly walked to the table. Deidara was first still smiling until he saw Itachi. Shyly the blonde looked away, playing a bit with his food. This only made Itachi smirk. At least Deidara knew how to act around him.

Then Itachi halted in his steps, seeing something he hadn't expected. A girl came up from behind Hidan's back and wrapped her arms around his neck, giving him a soft kiss on the cheek. Then she turned to Deidara and ruffled his hair, getting an annoyed glance from the blonde. Apparently he wasn't so fond of the girl, but this meant something different to Itachi. Hidan and Deidara weren't together. Hidan had a girlfriend. Why hadn't he told him? Itachi was supposed to be his friend. When Hidan glanced at him, Itachi pretended like nothing happened, starting to walk again.

He sat down opposite from Hidan and glanced up at the girl who wasn't even paying attention to him. She was whispering things into Hidan's ear and giggling about it. Hidan seemed to be very happy about himself and this made Itachi raise an eyebrow. Then the raven glanced at Deidara and saw a very annoyed expression on the blonde's face. He was rolling his eyes at whatever the girl said. Apparently he didn't really like the girl. At some point Deidara was so sick of it, that he pushed his tray away and had lost his appetite. Itachi could almost hear him grumble something if it had been possible.

'Hidan, Deidara isn't eating again,' the girl said in a high-pitched voice, making Itachi flinch. That was some annoying voice the girl had. Itachi already disliked her and he didn't even know who she was. Not that he really cared since Hidan hadn't even bothered to tell him.

The tray was pushed back in front of Deidara by Hidan and the silver haired man gave him an angry look, saying you better eat your food right now. The blonde immediately took a spoon and stuffed his mouth full, appearing like a little child that was forced to eat. That was probably what Deidara was going for since Hidan had really acted like a daddy. Itachi would've been annoyed by that.

Suddenly the girl stood up, waving at some other girl and ran off. Deidara pushed the tray away again and banged his head on the table. 'Stop being so dramatic, Deidara. She isn't that bad,' Hidan said, looking at the girl's ass as she walked away.

Deidara then grabbed his little board and started scribbling things on it. She's a bitch and you just want to sleep with her, was what the board said when the blonde held it up. Itachi smirked, looking at Hidan to see his expression. But his friend only rolled his eyes, having heard this a million times already. Yeah, Deidara was right, but did it really matter. She knew what was going on as well.

Itachi was disappointed. He had wanted to see a lot more drama than this. 'So you never told me you had a girlfriend,' he said bored, looking away from the two bickering people. Then he heard Deidara scribbling something on the board again and it caught his attention, because it was then held up for him.

Booty call, not girlfriend

Hidan tried ripping the board out of Deidara's hands, but wasn't able to before the blonde had wiped it clean again. Did earned Deidara a glare, but all Itachi could do was laugh softly. When he caught himself doing that, he stopped again, looking wide eyed at Hidan and Deidara. The blonde only raised an eyebrow, not expecting a reaction like that, but Hidan actually gave him a knowing smirk. 'It's hard not to like Deidara,' he mouthed at him and Itachi could feel his body shaking with anger again. He didn't like Deidara. He didn't even know the guy well enough. This was just a load of crap.

Deidara could feel the change in mood again, but didn't know why. He hadn't seen the exchange happening between Hidan and Itachi. Still he wanted to stop it from happening, because if he guessed right, he would be the one taking the fall. He grabbed his board again and started scribbling. Again he held it up in front of Itachi, hoping this would make him think of something else.

He also didn't tell you that the girl is a freak. She does some nasty stuff and you should be happy he hasn't shared it with you yet.

Itachi read the board again and felt his anger slowly disappear. His black eyes looked up at Deidara and he got a small smile and a blush from the blonde. He wanted to say something mean, tell him that he shouldn't bother telling him this. That Deidara was only told, because he couldn't easily tell anyone else, but the words didn't leave his lips. He just stared in those blue eyes, eventually getting a funny look. He tried saving face. 'Thanks for the warning,' he said softly, turning away from Deidara again.

He started eating his food, trying to act like the look Deidara had given him, hadn't done anything to him, but he could feel his heartbeat in his throat. He didn't want to feel like this, he wanted to hate the blonde. He did hate the blonde. How could someone have so much effect on the first day they've met?

Suddenly the girl came back again and said goodbye to Hidan, giving him a long dirty looking kiss. Then she waved at Deidara who proceeded with signing something at her with a happy smile on his face.

'I no that's not how you say goodbye,' Hidan hissed, grabbing Deidara by his arm. 'So now tell me what you signed.' Deidara just shrugged him off, acting like it was nothing important. He was saved by a teacher calling Hidan. The silver haired man walked off and then Deidara smirked evilly. He scribbled something on his board again and held it up, making sure Hidan couldn't see it from where he was standing.

It meant bitch

Itachi blinked once at the words and then looked back up at those blue eyes. 'You are a weird guy, Deidara,' he said softly and the blonde just shrugged his shoulders, starting to clean his board again. Maybe he was weird, but at least he enjoyed life. He just wanted to have fun and sometimes the small things already made him smile.

Hidan joined them again, glancing from one to the other, wanting to know if he missed a big fight, but everything seemed alright. He narrowed his eyes at Itachi as he got comfortable in his seat again. 'So what is your next class?' he asked Itachi.

The raven looked up at him, seeing the narrowed eyes, so he did it right back. 'Art, if I'm not mistaken,' he said coolly. This made Deidara jump up and down in his seat with a happy smile on his face. He kept pointing at himself.

Hidan motioned at Deidara with a roll of his eyes. 'As you can see, Deidara also has art as his next class and he really loves it. I recommend staying close to him since he gets good grades as well. Except when he doesn't listen to the teacher.' Deidara folded his arms together in an angry matter, his lip in a pout. 'The teacher and he have different perspectives on art and they clash sometimes,' Hidan added with a smirk, looking at Deidara's expression.

The blonde grabbed his board again and scribbled something on it. The teacher's point of view sucks and he doesn't even know when he's looking at real art. He's an idiot!

Hidan's smirk got even bigger. 'And still you call him master Sasori.' Deidara looked angrily at Hidan, before grabbing his things and storming off. 'Ah, I insulted him,' Hidan said, still laughing. Itachi raised an eyebrow, not sure why Hidan had said that and why Deidara stormed off. It wasn't that bad what he had said. Hidan turned back to Itachi. 'You can't tell anyone this, but Deidara kind of has a crush on his art teacher. I like to tease him with it a little bit.'

Itachi looked at the exit of the cafeteria where Deidara had disappeared through. 'So he's attracted to guys then?' Itachi asked curiously.

'Yeah, I guess he is. Sasori is his first crush though, so I'm not sure.' Hidan shrugged his shoulders. 'I wish he would find himself a nice guy or girl. He does deserve someone, but not Sasori. That guy is too old for Deidara and it would be way too creepy.'

Itachi nodded and the bell rang right then. Students were getting up and walking towards their next class. Hidan did the same, leaving his tray on the table. 'But does this Sasori even know Deidara likes him?'

'Don't know. Never seen him in class. I don't have art class, so you tell me when you see him.' Hidan waved at him before walking off, leaving Itachi rather dumbstruck. Well, he now knew Hidan and Deidara weren't together and he was glad they weren't, but finding out that Deidara had a crush on his teacher didn't make him feel so good. He really needed to meet the guy and see with his own eyes what they were like around each other. Maybe this Sasori was the reason why Deidara was so happy.

Characters © Masashi Kishimoto

And the next chapter will of course be Sasori's art class;) Found it fitting, but there will be no SasoDei! No references whatsoever! And I don't know who Hidan's booty call is;) Didn't have anyone in mind, so you can make someone up!

Let me know what you think^^