OH MY GOD I THINK MY MIND HAS BEEN POISONED (not like that) Yesterday my Dad asked me to scan a ton of photos for him, and now I can't get the noise the scanner made out of my head! It's all like "Weeeeeew, wew. Rrrrrrrrr. Weeeew." AGH! ...At least I got $20 for it...

Binary: I swear it. Haruka. WILL. Fuck. You. Up.

The Following People... Whatever, I'm Tired:

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I feel inclined to make this chapter extra long because the author's note alone is at least 200 words...

AND NOW... ONTO THE (HOPEFULLY) SUPER LONG CHAPTER TEN~!


Meanwhile, With Team Sky And Sienna...

The team (plus Sienna) starts walking towards the train station when Iris freezes.

"OMIGOD I CAN'T GO TO A BALL WITHOUT A DATE!" She screams. The team stares at her.

"I-Iris... I think someone is bound to ask you on a date," Kyrie says reassuringly.

"A-Are you sure?" Iris looks lost.

"Positive." Kyrie smiles at Iris.

"Ok then... TO THE BALL!" Iris charges ahead, leaving the rest of the team looking dumbfounded in her midst.

"What just happened?" Dan asks. Sara and Shadow shrug, and Kyrie smiles.

"I solved a girl crisis," Kyrie says proudly.


Meanwhile, At The White Killers' Base...

"Adela. I need to speak with you again," Nero calls from his office.

"Yes? What is it, Master Nero?" Adela asks, stepping into the office.

Nero steps out of the shadows.

Nero had slicked-back black hair. His yellow eyes showed a murderous, evil intent.

"M-Master? What are you doing?" Adela asks, surprised at the master revealing himself.

"I am going to eliminate that petty guild Phoenix Feather's guild master." Nero smirks.

"I see... So why am I here?"

"I need you to be sure nothing goes wrong with the others."

"Ah, of course. I will do that."

"Good." With a final smirk, Nero leaves the room.


Meanwhile, With Team Sky On The Train...

"So Sara, what kind of magic do you use?" Kyrie leans closer to Sienna, a curious look on her face.

"U-Um... I use s-speed..." Sienna says, scooting away from Kyrie.

"Speed? Cool! I wanna try!" Kyrie squeals.

Sienna sweat drops. "T-Try? How?"

"I use Copycat Magic! I can use anyone else's magic if I touch them!" Kyrie smiles.

"...Except it only lasts an hour..." Kyrie adds under her breath.

"Oh... Please don't come near me for the rest of the trip..." Sienna scoots away from the overly-peppy girl.


Five Hours Later, Right Before The Ball, With The Girls...

"Hey Iris, have you ever been to a ball before?" Kyrie asks as she pulls on a pale blue dress and ties a bright yellow bow around her waist.

"What? Of course I have!" Iris says, as if it was obvious, but she begins to sweat. Kyrie raises an eyebrow.

"You sure about that?"

Iris collapses onto the floor. "NO! I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A BALL BEFORE!" She cries. Kyrie and Sienna stare at her.

"Iris. Stand up. We have to prepare." Sienna puts on a dress similiar to her daily clothing, a sleeve-less dress with a white top and black skirt, with white leggings, halfway to the knee black boots, except the skirt is longer and she removes the leggings and boots, replacing them with white tights and black flats.

"O-Ok..." Iris gets off the floor, but continues to mope as she pulls on her strapless black ball dress that glides across the floor. She adds shiny black heels encrusted with diamonds, and shiny black gloves that reach a few inches above her shoulder. When she finishes dressing, she ties her hair into a bun.

"Great, looks like we're ready to go," Sienna says, and walks toward the door with Iris.

"NO WE'RE NOT!" Kyrie quickly pulls on bright yellow flats and unties her ponytail, letting her long hair down.

"Now we are." Kyrie smiles and walks out the doot


Meanwhile, With The Boys...

"Hey Shadow... What do I do at a ball?" Dan asks the older boy.

"You find a girl and dance with her. That's it," Shadow answers.

Dan nods, and puts on a blue button down shirt with black jeans, blue sneakers, a black hat and a dark blue striped tie.

Shadow smiles a bit, and pulls on a black tuxedo with a white shirt and a gray vest, a dark gray tie, and black tap-dance shoes.

"Seems we're ready to meet the girls." Shadow pulls Dan out the door with him.


OMGZ! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN AT THE BALL?! FIND OUT... IN CHAPTER 13! *troll face* Well, that'll be tomorrow, at least...

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WOO! 45! OVER HALFWAY!

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