I just checked the story stats.

Wow, guys! 109 reviews?! Seriously?! Amazing! Thank you! Um... I believe the 100th reviewer was Trunksgirl1026. I'm, um, willing to write onshorty for you, if you would like that.

To All Those KyDa Shippers:

I thought of this little scene, but couldn't fit it into the story. But I think you guys'll like it!

Scene:

Kyrie: Hi Dan.

Dan: Hi Ky.

Kyrie: *Falls backwards* Whoa! Dan, I think I'm falling for you!

Dan: *Falls over too* I think I'm falling for you too!

Didja like it? I thought it was cute. By the way, I plan to have this arc finished AT THE MOST by the thirteenth, because I'll at camp from July 14 to August 9 (At least I think it's the ninth. If might be sooner or later)

Guest Review Responses:

Bella: You're right! Long time no review! I do update fast, don't I? And I agree, the KyDa was rushed. And one more thing... I don't recommend giving the author the ability to ship who she wants with your OC *evil eyes* MWAHAHAHA! Thanks for reviewing! :D

UPDATES WHILE ON VACATION?! WOW! CHAPTER EIGHTEEN~!

Meanwhile, At The Phoenix Feather Guild Hall...

"AHA!" Asura announces, as he holds up a folded-up map.

"Your base should be in the center of this..." Asura begins to unfold the map, but the folded piece of paper turns out to be a menu for a restaurant called 'EFC - Evil Fried Chicken'

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Asura rips up the menu.

"No... My evil chicken..." Nero whispers in his sleep. Asura looks at him in a reserved way.

"Great... I guess I'll have to wake you up to find the way." Asura grabs a bucket, fills it with ice-cold water, and pulls it over Nero's head.

"COLD!" Nero leaps up, shivering violently.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Nero stares accusingly at the Phoenix Feather guild master.

"No time. Tell me where your base is." Asura grabs a knife and holds it up to Nero's neck.

Meanwhile, At The White Killers' Base...

"I can't. Believe. He lost!" Collette slams her fists against the desk, as she stares at a lacrimal screen that was showing the Phoenix Feather guild hall.

"HOW COULD HE LOSE?!" She screams.

"C-Collette? W-What's wrong?" Envy asks from the corner, shivering in fear of the angry brunette.

"NERO LOST TO OUR ENEMY! HE LOST!" Collette screams.

"O-Oh... Maybe you c-could go help h-him?" Envy stutters.

"FINE! I'LL GO SAVE THAT WEAKLING'S ASS!" Collette stands quickly, and stamps out of the room.

Meanwhile, At The Phoenix Feather Guild Hall...

"Alright, I give." Nero raises his hands up in surrender.

"Really?" Asura stares at the evil yellow eyes man.

"Positive." Nero makes eye contact with Asura, proving he wasn't lying.

"O-Ok..." Asura slowly lowers the knife from Nero's neck and steps back.

"This way." Nero walks out of the room, with Asura trailing behind him.

Meanwhile, With Collette...

"URGH! WHEN I FIND THOSE TWO, I'M GOING TO RIP THEM INTO PIECES! EVEN NERO!" Collette screams as she runs through the surrounding forest towards Phoenix Feather's guild hall.

"They will pay for the day they put the White Killers to shame..." She whispers.

Meanwhile, At The White Killers' Base...

"Um... What do I do now?" Envy looks around the base, trying to find something productive to do.

Suddenly, he spots an EFC menu.

"Hey, you guys want any EFC?" He shouts to the imprisoned guilds.

"NO!" They all shout back.

"More for me, then." Envy looks smug as he picks up a communication lacrimal and calls the local EFC.

If you're curious about why I'm updating WHILE ON VACATION, it's because it's raining so we can't go to the beach. :( So I have free time (It's supposed to rain all week! T-T WAAAAH!) Also, you can't blame me for its shortness. It's harder to write when you're supposed to be vacationing. (I had no idea ' 'vacationing' was a word...)

I just couldn't resist with 'EFC'. I thought it was funny! You guys get it, right?

Guys, I have two new story ideas! Hurray! I think I'm gonna do a few AUs (the ideas are both AU) before I start doing... Non-AUs, so that I can get te characters' personalities down. I won't tell you guys the actual summaries (sorry!), but I'll tell you the names and a few words to help tell you what the story's about, and if there's a pairing.

Blue - A journey to save someone. JeRza.

Happiness Co. - Erza's happiness. POSSIBLE JeRza.

So if you don't mind, tell me your opinions in the reviews!

So is anyone totally PUMPED for chapter 338? A TRIPLE CHAPTER IN COLOR! THERE BETTER BE A PURPLE-HAIRED KID WITH A TATTOO AND BROWN EYES IN IT! OR ELSE I'M GONNA... Um... Get mad.

Random Facts About Me:

I loooove boats! I always sit on the bow (front) of our motor boat and we go super fast! I love the feel of wind in my face!

Koko: She's crazy! Crazy, I say!

Review Monster: *Review or I'll eat the bow of Golden's boat*

NOOOO! NOT OUR BOAT! PLEASE, NOT OUR BOAT! ~Golden

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail