Sorry it took me so long but my annoying brother has been taking the computer to get on dumb stuff. On top of that I'm MOVING! :(

THE BIG 50! 50 Reviews. I will make a 50 reviews party to RSVP or with a Create a cat for my story. Also if u review your email I will email u Ur plushies and tickets to u. WOOT 50! THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED ever! XD This story is written in toggle case with purposefully misspelled words and even worse grammar than I have.

Meet my friends Shimmerpool and Rosestar!

Shimmerpool: HI!1! 1111111hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hola

R: They got hyped on catmint backstage.

So the moment you have all been waiting for the JAYFEATHER DIARY!

dEAR dIARY,

oNE WORD annialation! cURRENTLY i AM WRITING THIS IN cRAYON. f IS 4 FRIENDS WHO DO STUF TOGETHR U EZ 4 U ND MEEEEEEEEEEEE.

(5 HOURS LATER)(jAYFEATHER IS LYING ON MOSS HE IS PASSED OUT)

…catmint… give it 2 me my catmint! …

oTHER CATS: -.-

fIRST ON MY LIST IS lIONBLAZE WHO MESSED UP MY HERBS! (mAGIC SCREEN COMES DOWN AND WE SEE lIONBLAZE ROLLING AROUND IN jAYFEATHERS HERBS CONVENIENTLY CHOWING DOWN ON yARROW, dEATHBERRIES AND cATMINT.)

sO LETS GO!

pLACE :WARRIORS DEN

sETTING :lIONBLAZE IS ON A THRONE BEING FANNED WHILE RANDOM SHE-CATS PLEDGE THERE UNDENYING LOVE TO HIM.

jAYFEATHER POOFS LIONblaze iN AS WELL as the she-cats.

J: Lionblaze pick a she-cat

L: ok u (points)

All others WHAT!

Random she-cat pointed to: u mousebrain foxheart IM A TOM!

(In background we see Lionblaze be destroyed times and counting)

J: Well … That was fun

Gangsta Jayfeathers twin: You just got owned and anniolated!

Ok so that was one Jayfeather diary more will come I promise. Don't for get to create a cat or RSVP for the party fanfic, yourself. Will be funny! XXD

Anyway
REVIEW!

(shoots Lionblaze 4 the 99999999999999999999999999999

Time)

Bye you-

Gangsta Jayfeather:U just got oooooowwwwwwwwwwnd i

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