Warriors Diary
Entry #13
A/N: Hello everyone! This is ivyclan moonblossom wanting to thank Mosstail-Jaywing for being my BETA READER OF INFINITE AWESOMENESS! Thank you so very very much to my reviewers Bluestar4eva, Iceshadow911247, Zestia240, Dancingpeace and Mosstail-Jaywing. You each get a Lionblaze with love letters plushie. HERE'S Warriors Diary!
Beta Note: Hey, it's Mosstail-Jaywing! I wanted to say that it is an honor to beta read this story! Enjoy!
Today's diary entry is: Scourge!
Dear Diary,
Today I decided to try and take over the forest (again) for the 999,999,999th time. Then I looked at my email.
Inbox:
One message from: Firestar
One message from: Crowfeather
One message from: Starclan
999,999,999 messages from: Facebook
I opened the message from Firestar.
To: Scourgethepwninkiller darkforestwannabe. com,
CC: WTFaremypawsblack shadowclanclowns. com,
Imascrewdupmenopwzlshe-cat riverclanissomezdup . com,
Dawindyone diecrowfeather . com
From: Imstillakittypet thisclanhasadumbname. com
Subject: A Request
Hey guys, can you please not attack or try to take over my clan this Friday? After we moved to the lake our life got all boring and filled with pissed off Dark Forest cats so I'm going on a cruise to the Caribbean with my clan.
Thanks, Firestar. ;)
Next, I looked at the message from Crowfeather.
To: Scourgethepwninkiller darkforestwannabe. com
From: Ihaveamillionmates diecrowfeather. com
Subject: Can I?
Hey Scourge,
Well, since you and your cats are in the forest every day now, I was wondering if I could come visit your she-cats and "introduce" myself. If you say no, I will still come because I have been in tons of forbidden marriages.
(A/N: Did that confuse anyone else?)
I replied,
To: Ihaveamillionmates diecrowfeather. com
From: Scourgethepwninkiller darkforestwannabe. com
Subject: RE: Can I?
Ah, well…
Sure, why not, we need more kits anyway.
Scourge
I finally looked at the one from Starclan.
To: Scourgethepwninkiller darkforestwannabe. com
From: Whatdoyoumeanweredead alltheclansarescrewedup. com
Subject: Wanna take over?
Yo, Scourge!
If you wanna take over the clans, go ahead. They've gotten really f***ed up since they came to the lake.
Starclan
Then I messed up Jayfeather's herbs.
Please review!