Warriors Diary
Chapter 12
Today's Diary is: Hawkfrost
Dear Diary,
Today Tigerstar fought a Big Mac. Yes, it's as crazy as it sounds. He had come down from the Dark Forest to talk to Blackstar about prom preparations but he just haaaaaaad to stop at the McDonalds. While we were waiting in line he started looking at those little Happy Meal toy things they had on display. Apparently they were some My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, and Pokémon who were giving him the stink eye. While Tigerstar growled at a Charzard and Firestar made out with his Pikachu, Leopardstar bought her 999th Fish sandwich which kept up the line even more since they had to catch the fish. Somehow or another in the 5-10 minutes it took me to buy some burgers Tigerstar was fighting a tiny plastic Magicarp. And losing. The sad part was the Magicarp was just using splash which failed each time. I tossed Tiggeystar his Big Mac and in the next second he was fighting it. A Big Mac. Next thing we know, some pickles were being thrown at him like ninja stars and the ketchup covered his fur. It is highly possible he is crazy. After we got there, half of Shdowclan started licking at Tigerstars fur. Apparently the smell also attracted a bear which kinda destroyed the camp… Long story short they're staying with Thunderclan now. Apparently all of this was necessary so Tiggey could borrow Blackstars sparkle eyeshadow and a neon pink wig. I am seriously doubting any relationship I may have to him.
Then we messed up Jayfeathers herbs.