Narrator: Blah blah blah. Can I get paid now?
Me: You didn't do anything!
Narrator: I'm talking to you!
Me: Just do it!
Narrator: Fine! Valessa Molanno is jealous of Mia Michaels and Ryan Lunch dating.
Me: YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY THEIR NAMES RIGHT!
Narrator: That's Simon Cowell for you.
Me: *to audience* I'm sorry but Simon was the only one willing to be hired.
Simon: I was allowed to be mean.
Me: Just play the scenes already.
Vanessa: SAY WHAT?
Simon: What.
Me: Whaaat?
Simon: She said to say what.
Me: *face palm*
Riker: I have an announcement to make!
Simon: As Ryan Lu-
Me: -RIKER LYNCH!
Simon: WHATEVER! He's going to announce his relationship with Mia Michaels.
Me: Maia Mitchell.
Ross: Oh yeah! I was the only one who knew!
Rydel: Dude, you're embarrassing yourself.
Simon: And then Rosh Lunch was being stupid. At least Rydel had a smart bone!
Me: Got dat right.
Simon: Okay and I have to talk about this bleached blonde idiotic kid.
Ross: *pops up* HEY! I'm not idiotic!
Simon: Shut up Rosh Lunch!
Ross: Ross Lynch.
Simon: Whatever.
Me: *sigh* Worst. Narrator. Ever.
Simon: I can't be fired. I have to quit. I would, but I enjoy pestering idiots. *smirks*
Me: I requested that Josh Hutcherson be the new narrator but he wasn't available. *sigh*
Simon: *arguing with Ross* And WHY date Laura? What about that Mia girl?
Ross: Laura is amazing and I LOVE HER! Her name is Maia and Riker's dating her!
Simon: *ignores* So what that Ryan likes Mia?
Me: *groans* Just play another scene...
Director: Theres not much to show. You have to write more!
Me: Ughhh. Fiiiinnneee. I promise a longer chapter next time! Until then, I have to live with Ross & Simon bickering. ...Not that I mind. *stares at Ross*
Simon: LAURA SHOULD DATE ROCKY!
Ross: NUH UH!
Simon: AND RATNIP WITH RYDEL!
Ross: IT'S RATLIFF! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!
Simon: AND KELLY SHOUKD DATE RIKER.
Ross: UGH.
Simon: THEN YOU AND MIA.
Ross: IT'S MAIA!