Simon: WELCOME TO SIMON THE AWESOME!
Me: *coughMultipleTriesPromo!cough*
Simon: Anyways, why am I awesome? Lots of reasons why. 1) I-
Director: CAN I QUIT?
Me: NO! Just show the clips! And Simon, JUST NARRATE!
Simon: Whatever. Its finally the day that Mia Michaels, Rosh Lunch, Lola Molano, and Ryan Lunch hang out with Kayla. And Ashley, her friend.
Me: *sighs* Maia Mitchell, Ross Lynch, Laura Marano, Riker Lynch, Kaylee, and Aubrey.
Simon: Lets see Lola's annoyed reaction to...whatever they were doing.
Ryland: *starts to walk to the door*
Ross, Riker, and Maia: NOO!
Ryland: *opens the door* Oops.
Laura: *walks in* Jeez, if you didn't want me to come in, ya could've just said so.
Simon: Why does Ross like her?
Laura: *pops up* HEY! -.-
Simon: Hey! You're the one who's-
Laura: Heh...*whisper/yells to Simon* NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW! JUST LET THEM READ THE CHAPTER!
Simon: Whateverrrr.
Me: Yeaahhh. If we show any more clips, it'll spoil some stuff and um...I was hoping that you wouldn't hate me until I upload the chapter...
Simon: *puts on a clip*
Laura: You know what? Why don't we just break up?!
Ross: Fine! I'll date someone way better than you!
Laura: And I'll date someone who's a better kisser than you!
Ross: Oh you did NOT JUST GO THERE.
Me&Simon: Ooh...BURRRRNNNNN!
Laura: Heh...about that...
Me: DON'T SPOIL THE FREAKING STORY!
Laura: Okay um...I'm just gonna get Vanessa here...*leaves*
Vanessa: *pops up* ugh! I can't believe Riker's dating that...Maia. *shudders* I still can't get over our breakup! I can't believe he broke up with me! Was it because of my work schedule? Or was I doing something wrong? Ugh! What does Maia have that I don't?
Simon: Obviously Ryan.
Vanessa: SHE'S CHEATING ON HIM? I SHOULD TELL RIKER! HE'LL BREAK UP WITH HER AND WE'LL BE DATING AGAIN!
Me: Whoa. Slooooowwwww doooowwwnnnn. Simon calls him Ryan Lunch. He gets everyone's name wrong. Like-
Simon: Yo Vakessa! Go date Ratnip or Rochy!
Me: Ratliff...Rocky...
Vanessa: Im just gonna go...
Me: Come back soon without a rant!
Vanessa: *leaves*
Me: I hate my job.
Simon. I love my job.