AN: My guest, 'em' and Gemilh were the only people to get the quiz question that wasn't actually in question format so much as it was in a couple of exclamation points from the last chapter. The "House" Easter Egg was Regina telling the court that she can't get what she wants, but she gets what she needs. In the Pilot on "House" and various episodes throughout, the Rolling Stones' "You Can't Always Get What You Want" is played and quoted. Congratulations you two! Brownie points!

Now, onto the wedding!

Regina, after finally kissing her love for all to see, after finally letting the world know of her and Emma's love, turned to the mic. She settled the raging crowd and looked around, "The competition is finally over. Thank you all for being here, always with bells on." She smiled to her citizens genuinely, "Even after the last time you came, and the Dark One and my mother decided to give us all a good scare." She looked down in thought before shaking her head, getting to her point, "You will have another queen by next week's end."

A thunderous applause broke out and Regina turned back to Emma, taking her hand and poofing them out of the stadium.

"Next week's end?" Emma asked as she and Regina were walking down a corridor to Regina's study no doubt, so they could get a head start on all the royals and advisors that were sure to bombard them with questions.

Regina simply moved into the room and around her desk. She almost sat down before she remembered a book she needed that she kept on the bookcase in the room.

"Regina?" Emma placed her hands on her hips as she watched the Shadow Queen grab a book, turn, think better, and grab another then move back around to her desk and take a seat. Emma licked the front of her teeth as she crossed her arms, "Regina?"

"Yes, darling?"

"Next week's end?"

"Yes, darling." Regina waved her hand producing spectacles, putting them on as she flipped one of the books open.

"Regina?"

"Yes, darling?"

"You have a lot to do in a week…"

"I know, dear."

"You have to plan the wedding, pick out a dress, decide what you're gonna make me wear, give me lots of sex like this past week—"

"I understand that." She held up both of her books, "Why do you think I'm looking through wedding and party books?"

"And you have to change the marriage law." Emma ended on a serious note.

"I know that too."

"You know that you have to do it before our wedding?"

Regina knit her brows, "Who says?"

"It's a technicality." Emma waved it off.

"A technicality?"

Emma nodded, "Yeah… did you not read the book? I gave it to you before we even started this whole 'Battle Royale' thing. I told you that we were going to need to memorize it cover to cover…" She glared suspiciously at her lover, "You thought you knew all the rules and didn't bother to ever even glance at 'The Ins and Outs of the Traditional Battle Royale', didn't you?"

Regina pursed her lips and looked to the side, "I might not have memorized it cover to cover, but I did memorize all the rules...! Just not the chapter about after the winner is selected…"

Emma moved forward, placing her hands on the desk as she looked to the woman. "Let me tell you this little bit from that section you didn't bother with." She waved her hand producing the book in question they'd left on a table in the library, and moved to the page she'd marked nearly a year before, "'If a woman—' That's me." She gave her lady lover a look as she pointed at herself, "'If a woman is let into the Battle and wins, the marriage laws of the country will need to be changed before the wedding can take place. The marriage of a royal must be legal, therefore the marriage laws must allow that of any homosexual partnership to be a legal marriage, if the partners so choose to commit to one another.'" Emma took a breath to continue, but Regina started talking.

"What about the fact that you won the battle?"

Emma gave her woman a look, "If you would let me read, I could tell you…" After Regina rolled her eyes and leaned back in her chair, clasping her hands, Emma found her spot once more, "Doo-doo-doo, 'if the partners so choose to commit to one another. As stated previously,'" Emma looked to Regina, "earlier in the section, I'm not reading you the entire chapter because my love, you should have already done so," She gave her lover a cheeky, scolding look, "'The winner of a Battle Royale has fought and proven themselves worthy of the queen and of the crown and of the country. All the other competitors did not. That rule does not change based on the gender of the winner. Because the woman won the battle and is therefore the most powerful in the competition, the law must be changed and the marriage must happen."

Emma shut the book and sat on the edge of the desk, looking to her lover, "It's just a technicality… The court has to allow the law to change. They've no choice. It just has to happen before we wed."

Regina shut her wedding book and stood with a vengeance, "Well, let's get this over with, shall we?" She moved to the door of her study, into the hall, to find the royals making their way down the opposite end to congratulate and praise. Regina ignored this, "Genie!" She barked to her magical advisor as she passed them all by.

"Yes, my Queen?" Genie walked with her.

"Gather the court. Now." She said in a low, threatening tone as she made her way to the courtroom.

Emma stayed behind to do crowd control, "She's just realized that she has to change the law before we wed…"

~0~0~0~0~0~

"Lord Smith—"

"Your Majesty, I'm sorry, but I just don't think that we can pass this law at this time. It is—"

"Dare you interrupt our queen?" Lord Van Dyke stood from his seat and scowled to the man that always had to be at the front and always had to be seen and always, always had to have his way. He was tired of it. He made his way slowly to the front to look at the man dead-on. As he straightened his form from using his too-short cane, he stood taller than the other man. He didn't need to be taller to command the respect of everyone in the room, but it sure didn't hurt. "Did you honestly just do that?"

"I—"

"I know for a fact that you did. I heard her say your name and she wasn't scolding you, she was trying to speak and you just interrupted her." Lord Van Dyke looked him up and down with disdain, "You sicken me." He turned to the entire court, "All of you sicken me. For the last 20 years or so, we haven't been running a country, we've been keeping the queen from doing so." He took a step and leant his cane against a nearby desk, "She held the Battle so we would stop griping about her need to get married."

He grinned and looked to his queen, "Granted, she let the White Princess in letting us think that she thought it laughable; she placated us every step of the way. But she hosted it; she hosted this competition for her hand even though she was already in love." He took a breath, "The White Princess won fair and square; she would have won fair and square if we'd kept the final four and put them to battle. She's a Pure One. And, as the White Princess said earlier, there should be no reservations for us, the members of the court on their marriage."

He looked around, "And whether you agree that their marriage is sacred or not because of whatever you believe in or don't believe in, the fact remains that Emma won and the court needs to approve a law of homosexual marriage before they wed. It's not a theoretical discussion. It is just paperwork at this point."

Lord Smith was sitting quietly in his seat. Lord Van Dyke sighed as he shook his head before looking around the court, "Where are the legislative linguists?" He looked for hands raised and when he found them, he spoke again, "Get the damn law written. Get it written last week. Get it in front of us no later than tomorrow noon. Let us sign it and let it be done with it." He glared to Lord Smith as he grabbed his cane, "Interrupted his queen." He muttered, "No respect."

Regina stood, "This meeting is adjourned." She waited as the court filed out and caught up to Lord Van Dyke, "Lord Van Dyke." She called after him.

"Yes my queen?" He asked as he turned and stood taller once more.

"Do you need a longer cane?"

"The doctor tells me it wouldn't hurt, but I like this one." The smile he gave her masked his stubbornness.

Regina saw through it. She gave him a smirk, "I could lengthen that one, if you'd let me? You're such a tall, handsome man. You've been ducking around the last few years."

"I don't need to be seen and heard anymore."

Regina shook her head, "I suppose not. But you are my only court member that deserves it…" She gestured to his cane once more, "Please?"

He handed it over and watched as magic flowed through the cane, lengthening it. "Magic never gets old." He said after the queen handed it back to him, "It's always a pleasure to watch. Thank you, my queen." He said as he leaned against his cane easily now.

"You're welcome, Lord Van Dyke." She paused a moment, looking him over, debating in her head.

He looked around the now empty hall, "Is there anything else, your majesty?"

"You said back there that you haven't been running the country for the last 30 years, but you have been keeping me from running it. I'm not exactly sure of what happened for the 15 or so years my mother was in the throne, but I do know that for the last 15 years, I am constantly barreling over obstacles."

"Yes, obstacles that they make up for no better reason than to slow down what anyone that's been a peasant or knows the commoners knows to be the right move." He rolled his eyes.

"If you were in charge of the court, how would you control how the government ran?"

"I'd put it to the people. All major deals: taxes, healthcare, education, civil rights, foreign and domestic policies… I would ask the people what they think is right. I would take into consideration that there are people that shouldn't be voting based on mental health or education, but I would try to get perspective of what each regions wants. And I would form policies and laws to the better the majority of the country based on that information."

Regina pursed her lips and put a hand on his shoulder. She leaned forward and kissed his cheek, "We shall talk after my wedding. I trust you'll keep this conversation to yourself?"

"Of course, my queen."

~0~0~0~0~0~

The end of the week came much sooner than Regina had anticipated, but, here she was in the dressing room closest to the garden getting ready to be married. Everything turned out beautifully.

The table linens and most of the decorations were beige; everything was taking place outside, so the green of the yard and garden accentuated everything nicely. Holly and the others managed a beautiful five-tier wedding cake. Beautiful on the outside, that was. She let Emma have this one thing—this one thing and letting her pick out her own wardrobe—and she let Holly die the cake batter different colors, so the inside would look like a rainbow of sorts.

She smiled at the perpetual child her love tended to be, and took a nervous breath as she put the three snowdrop flowers in the low side bun she'd opted for. She wore a lace, cap-sleeved mermaid style dress with a large keyhole back, showing an expanse of skin that would entice most everyone particularly her bride.

"You're beautiful." Eva smiled as she poked her head through the wall before walking into the room.

"Oh… thank you." Regina looked down and smiled. "Is it odd that the only thing I'm thinking of right now is that I don't have a mother or father to help me get ready like she does?"

Eva shook her head, "No. It's not odd at all. I thought you might be feeling this way. That's why I came in here. To ask if an undead grandmother of the other bride will do?"

Regina smiled at the other woman, "She would do wonderfully." She watched as Eva fixed the snowdrops in her hair. She tried opening her mouth a few times to ask her question, but she could never manage to get it out.

"Emma doesn't know that I have to leave soon. I figure I won't tell her until after your honeymoon. That way, you can have a honeymoon worth having."

Regina nodded as she took in the other woman's reasoning for not telling her granddaughter that she has to re-ascend to her plane, and changed the subject, "Why stay for Maleficent's wedding?"

"Because she's my sister, and no matter how much she tries to put me down and push me away, I'm still here for her."

"But you weren't… not when all that heart business was happening. Were you?"

Eva looked down, "I did everything I could. Everything I was capable of at the time." She paused and looked back up to Regina, "I didn't have the knowledge of how to come down here. I didn't even know it possible for me. I changed their evil minds from crushing Aurora's heart to dust in front of her when they took it from her chest for the second time. And I convinced them to halve her heart so that she would always remember how she felt for her Briar Rose. If they took her whole heart, she would have forgotten and she would have possibly killed her one true love…"

"You should tell her that." Regina stood and looked to the other woman, "That's one thing she should know you did for her."

Eva smiled a sad smile, "We'll see." Her smiled turned genuine as she looked Regina over, "I'd say you look like a bride."

"What's that tone? Does Emma not?" she stood and started pacing, "I knew I should have just dressed her myself…"

Eva placed her hands on Regina's shoulders as she walked them to the doors of the garden, where the wedding was taking place, "Emma looks like Emma's version of a bride."

"And that is?"

"That white suit-half-skirt-jacket thing she wore whilst putting Rumple and Cora in that lamp."

Regina looked away from Eva, her eyes glazing over as she thought about that particular outfit, "…Oh."

Eva tried to hide her laugh, "Dear, I can read thoughts. I know all the dirty things you're thinking about doing with my granddaughter just because of that outfit."

"Oh!" Regina looked to the other woman terrified.

"Don't fret." Eva chuckled, "I'll not say a thing." She gave the woman one more beat to breathe before she reached for the doors, "Ready to walk down the isle?"

Regina nodded, "Far past ready."

~0~0~0~0~0~

The competitors were Emma's brides-men and the advisors were Regina's brides-men. Grace, of course, was the flower girl. She was very excited because she got to wear a pretty dress and a tiara.

Grace and all of the gallant men had walked the isle and everyone stood, waiting for the first of the brides to walk.

The doors opened revealing Emma and her parents. Music played as they walked to their seat.

~0~0~0~0~0~

Just as Regina and Eva got to the doors after they closed from letting Emma and her parents walk the isle, Maleficent showed up.

"Maleficent?" Regina looked to the woman in question.

"What, do you really think I'm going to get dressed up for one of these things and merely be part of the crowd? No, I'll walk you down the isle."

"Eva's already—"

"Yes, I know. It's a family affair." The blonde took Regina's free arm. She glanced over to her sister, "Briar Rose peaked in on your conversation. She was worried that Regina was lonely and crying at her loneliness." When Regina gave her a look, Maleficent raised her hands in surrender, "Her words not mine. She got a vibe from you this morning as she passed you in the hall." She looked back to her sister, "Nevertheless, she listened in on your conversation." Her stare was serious. It was forgiving. "I'm only saying this once and I'm saying it now so you don't make a big fuss over it. Thank you for what you did for us, Briar Rose and myself. It means…" She swallowed and whispered, "Everything."

The doors opened and the three women plastered smiles on their faces, walking away from the tense moment out to the crowd.

As soon as Regina and Emma locked eyes, Regina tried to walk faster to get to her.

"Relax, dear. If we move any faster someone might think we're running away from something." Maleficent whispered.

"I'm not running away…" Regina whispered back.

"You're running to, we know." Eva whispered.

As they finally got to the end of the isle, Regina broke free and moved up the steps of the small platform.

"Hi." Regina smiled a teary smile as Emma took her hands.

The blonde couldn't help herself and kissed Regina there and then, "Hi." She whispered back.

"Alright… Well…" Lord Van Dyke started, "That wasn't supposed to happen until the end. When I tell you to do it." He gave the soon-to-be Shadow Queen a goofy, scolding look. He chuckled at Emma's blush and turned to the crowd, "Well, I think these two have waited quite enough for this. Let's get started." He opened his bible and started the ceremony

As Lord Van Dyke talked, Maleficent saw something familiar in him that she couldn't place a finger on. But as it did hit her, she leaned over her Briar Rose to her sister, "Doesn't he look an awful lot like, Daddy?"

Eva nodded, "He does. Did Daddy have a brother or a cousin we were never told about?"

"I was never told of anything…"

Aurora coughed a laugh and quickly covered her mouth.

Maleficent and Eva looked to Aurora. "She knows something. Briar Rose, what is it?" Aurora put a finger to her lips telling her love to be quiet. Maleficent simply looked to her sister, "You're undead and can read thoughts. What's she know?"

Eva shook her head, "She's already learned to block me… I've no idea."

Maleficent looked back to her ladylove, "You will tell me what you know of Lord Van Dyke?"

Aurora smirked, "Is that a question or a statement?"

"It's whatever it needs to be to get you to tell me what that knowing laugh was." Maleficent said.

Aurora gave her lover a smirk, "Pay attention. It's almost over now anyways."

The women turned back to hear, "I now pronounce you both married. You may now kiss the other bride." He gestured the two together.

The brides kissed again and when they pulled apart, they turned to the crowd that stood and cheered.

"The Queens of the Shadow Lands, everyone." Lord Van Dyke smiled as he clapped along with the crowd.

~0~0~0~0~0~

The reception had gone off without a hitch—okay, there were a few drunken words thrown about but nothing came of anything. Now that it was well into the night, well after her and her wife's first christening of their quarters as newlyweds, well after they heard the riotous argument down the main hall, that Emma found herself in her wife's—and now, she supposed, her study, having pulled the feuding bunch into the room.

Maleficent, Aurora, Eva, Lord Van Dyke, Snow, Charming, Regina, Belle, Red and Chip—the last two were covering their ears with pleading looks on their faces, obviously wanting it to end—were all in the study in their pajamas and robes.

Emma's grandmother and great-aunt were yelling at Lord Van Dyke, and it was much too late for Emma to try to decipher what was going on.

"WAIT!" Emma stopped the high-pitched, angry tones that filled the study. She wiped her face after the noise stopped and saw Chip's and Red's shoulders slouch in relief. She looked to them both, "Does this concern you or just my family and Lord Van Dyke?"

Belle answered for her wife and son, "They couldn't ignore the noise, and had been trying to help, but it got worse anyways… We'll just go back to our quarters." The Western Queen began to usher her wife and son out of the room.

"That looks as though it might be wise, thank you, Belle." Regina said as she led them to the door, "I'll soundproof it so you two can go to sleep."

"Thank you, Regina." Red said gratefully.

"Yes, thank you." Chip nodded.

Regina shut the door, and with a flick of her wrist, she had the room soundproofed from all outsiders. Then she made her way to the desk to lean against the front.

"Now." Emma looked to the rest of them unimpressed, "Someone in a soft, indoor-like tone, calmly explain to me why my grandmother and my great-aunt are screaming like banshees on my wedding night."

Aurora giggled and Eva looked at her scoldingly, "Now is not the time, Emma."

"Excuse me? Now is not the time, grandmother? It's three in morning and you're throwing a temper tantrum!" She got flustered as she realized she was raising her voice a bit at her grandmother and leaned against the front of the desk, just next to her wife, "And, you know what? It's my damn wedding night, I should be allowed to think whatever I please!" She shook her head, "Seriously, what is going on tonight? Why are we all yelling at each other? Is it a curse?"

"No, Emma, you're just yelling because you're frustrated your not having sex right now." Aurora started.

This made Regina bury her head in her wife's shoulder embarrassingly, furiously avoiding the eyes of her love's parents and grandmother.

Emma stared to the princess. She bit her lip, "Yeah, Aurora, we need to go over what a filter is and how you can apply it to your new self."

Aurora laughed, "You like me not having one."

Emma conceded, "I do. Now, Aurora, why are those two high-pitched and not understandable."

"Oh, they're yelling at Richard." Aurora pointed to Lord Van Dyke.

"Why?" Emma pushed from the desk, "Why would they yell at Richard?" She put her hands on the man's shoulders, "He's old and cute and witty, and he married me and my wife this afternoon…"

"He's their daddy." She said plainly.

Emma pulled her hands from Van Dyke's shoulders as if she'd been burnt. When he turned and looked at her she simply looked back in question, "What?"

Regina bit her lip as a memory flashed to the forefront of her mind.

Aurora glanced at her, but ignored it as she spoke to Emma, "Uh, huh. I read him, well, I've read him over the last couple days. He's had lots of lives."

Van Dyke looked down ashamed.

"What do you mean, 'lots of lives'?" Charming spoke as he seemed to be the only rational person in the room after Aurora dropped the bomb.

Maleficent tore into the conversation again, "She means that my dear father was the best kind of liar. He was an actor for a while. That's what he would say, at least. He's a scam artist. He could change everything about himself. That's how he met Eva's mother; he was scamming that town and came home… happy. And nine months later, both of us were born." She crossed her arms and gave her father a glare.

Regina stepped in, "But, Lord Van Dyke—"

"His name isn't Richard Van Dyke." Maleficent looked at Regina. "It's Rob Petrie."

"No, it's not." Van Dyke looked up to his daughter.

"That's the name you told my mother."

"And mine." Eva looked to her father gravely.

"And Millie and Laura always knew me to be the dependable Rob Petrie. But that's not my given name."

"My mother hardly knew you to be dependable. You left her pregnant for your pregnant mistress."

"And he sent her money every week." Eva said seriously. "He was insistent on it."

"So… if Rob and Richard aren't your real names, what is?" Emma asked.

Aurora looked at him, "Bert! Bert Dawes."

"No. I learned long ago how to confuse a seer. I'm one of a handful that still can." He looked to Aurora, "I just wanted to see if you were still reading me."

"Bert was his one-man band character and quite an artist." Eva said. "He always made most when he was Bert. Then there was Caractacus Potts and Mark Sloan."

"Awe, yes, the inventor and the doctor. Every time he sold the cure for the common cold, he got out of the town swiftly." Maleficent said.

"Those aren't your real names either…" Emma looked him.

He shook his head, "No."

"Richard is your real name, isn't it?" Regina asked, as she moved and sat on the coffee table in front of him, "I remember a conversation my father had with you. I was eavesdropping. I shouldn't have been, but I was curious."

"You were a small girl." He smiled. "Yes, your father pardoned me of my transgressions."

"Why?" Regina asked seriously, "I mean, my father wouldn't give a petty commoner or a thief the time of day. How did you even see him?"

"I can be a charming man." He smiled.

Everyone looked to Charming. He knit his brows, "What? She calls me Charming because I'm not charming. I wasn't charming when we met. It's ironic."

"You were though." Van Dyke gave Charming a look before he glanced to his daughters then to the Shadow Queen he'd served under for the last few years, "I charmed my way in. It was the last foul act I committed." He looked down, "Laura had just died. It was just a year or two after Millie. I'd basically ruined both of my girls' childhoods. I saw that. Phyllipina'd up and run away from me, and Eva… she wouldn't look my direction. She'd found Leopold and things seemed to be going okay for the both of them. So, I killed Rob. I made my way back to these lands from the Northern Enchanted forest. I grew up here. I was technically banned from here by your grandfather, but I came back. It had been years. I was unrecognizable."

He leaned back, "I vowed after I lost all the women in my life that I wouldn't play my games anymore. I would serve as only I could. I have the gift of gab when needed. I'm tall, intimidating when I need to be, perceived to be intelligent, powerful when I need to be. I figured I could go into politics somehow. Try to make up all my faults by bringing prosperity, helping bring prosperity to the people whose families I more than likely stole from."

"So, you went to our public library and memorized every law that was instated at the time. And you brought a list of the ones that were ludicrous and needed changing." Regina nodded, "I remember my father telling me why he hired you on."

Van Dyke nodded, "I told him of my sins before he did. I told him of my past. He released my ban and hired me on the spot."

"You were his favorite." Regina leant forward and touched his cheek, "You always have a job here." She stood and moved around the couch to where Emma was. "Darling, I think we need to give Maleficent, Eva and Richard some time."

"Yeah." Emma nodded. She was still a little wigged by the whole thing. The man had gone around scamming people for money, but he brought it home to his baby mommas. He faked his death so that his daughters wouldn't ever have to deal with him after thinking he ruined their lives, and the whole time, he'd been working for the Shadow Lands, repenting for his sins that could never truly be forgiven. And to top it off, he was related to her—"WAIT!" Emma said once they were at the door, "You're my great-granddad!" She walked back over to him and hugged him like she grew up with him, "Thanks for marrying me and Regina." She kissed his cheek before walking back to her wife.

They left the rest of the family members to talk and discuss.

Emma fell in bed next to her wife as soon as they got inside their chamber, "This is so not how I planned our wedding night."

"No. Not at all." Regina cuddled the blonde, "Though, on the bright side, the gods liked him enough to make you a Pure One."

"The gods know that Van Dyke secretly has a heart of gold and was given a tough shot in life. That's my guess."

"How do you figure?"

"He stole only to bring back to not the mother he was married to, but to both his children's mothers. And while that isn't the best way to prove his valor, the fact is that even when he was put in a tough spot like having two lovers and a child from both, he did what he knew how in order to keep them both financially stable. And I mean, he's the only nice member of your court—Oh no!" Emma sat up and looked down to her wife, "Does this mean that we can't do what we were going to do anymore?"

Regina shrugged, "Do what? Overthrow the court and let Richard start from scratch? It just gives me more incentive…"

"Good." Emma settled again, "I wonder how everything will work out. You think he'll be invited to Maleficent's wedding?"

Regina giggled, "Definitely. Maleficent, with all her anger and intimidation, has a big heart that she doesn't know how to use. Plus, I have no doubt that Aurora will make her spend time with her father. Aurora seems the type to do that."

"She is. When we were young. I had to play dolls with her and I would have two of them get in a duel and she would take them from me and make them sit and talk about what caused them to fight."

Regina gave her lover a look asking if she were serious before shrugging. She leaned up and kissed the blonde, "It's our wedding night."

"It is."

"You've found yet another family member you didn't know you had—"

"We've, Regina. We've found. You're officially family."

Regina smiled up to her and pushed up to lay her head in her hand and hover over her. She smiled, "We've found another family member." She leaned down and kissed her.

Emma smiled in the kiss, and after Regina pulled from her she looked into her eyes, "I love you."

"I love you too."

"We're married."

"We are."

"I always knew it would happen."

Regina kissed her again, "I know you did." She moved on top of her wife and let one hand fall in Emma's thick, blonde locks and the other clasp her cheek as she kissed her wantonly.

"The next thing I'm gonna say I know is gonna happen is a baby or two."

Regina smiled, "We should practice making one."

"We should." Emma nodded.

AN: Okay, everyone. With the first epilogue chapter (now, I'm hoping will be chapter 30—things have expanded and developed more since I last spoke of estimated chapters) I will be posting a family tree/dream cast over on Tumblr and give the back half of the link in an AN. You guys will (I hope) find all the many, many Easter Eggs behind the Van Dyke story from this chapter if you didn't pick them up already. Here's the questions you want to ask yourself about them because I'm asking. I'm asking now and I might ask in the epilogue (except you'll also get a dream cast list, so the first question will already be answered): Who would play Lord Van Dyke? What are each of his character's from (i.e. Bert Dawes, Caractacus Potts, Rob Petrie, Dr. Mark Sloan (NOT MCSTEAMY!), etc.)? Who would play Millie, and who would play Laura? Why?

I'm hoping these are all easy to answer, but you have to know who would I got Richard Van Dyke from… which, I mean, I hope is the easiest question above! Also, imdb and ctrl + f will be your friend for this game.

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