Join the Dark Side! We have Stuff!

by RuneWitchSakura

Orochimaru needs more ninjas to fight for him, so he offers ramen to Naruto, hot naked girls to Kakashi, and Sasuke stripping to Sakura. He'd better watch his back, when they, along with all the others, find out he's lying. Up for adoption.

2. We have Naruto and Iruka wants him back!

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Akamaru

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Akamaru started barking at the snake faced man in front of him.

"Join the Dark Side! We have bacon!" Orochimaru said. Akamaru perked up. He let out a happy bark, and jumped into Kabuto's arms. Kabuto twitched. He was afraid of dogs.

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Kiba

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After hearing Akamaru barking, Kiba decided to investigate. He found Kabuto with his dog.

"What the hell are you doing with my dog?" he yelled. Kabuto twitched again.

"Join the Dark Side! We have Akamaru!" Orochimaru said. Kiba growled.

"Gimmie back my dog, dammit!" Just before he tackled Orochimaru, Akamaru started barking. Kiba stood straight up.

"Bacon?" he asked, grinning, "I'm in!"

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Gaara

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"What do you want?" Gaara asked the snake sannin.

"Join the Dark Side! We have…um…crud…KABUTO!" Orochimaru screamed.

"We have…uh…SASUKE!"

"We have Naruto," Sasuke offered.

"We have Naruto," Kabuto agreed. Orochimaru nodded and turned back to Gaara.

"Join the Dark Side! We have Naruto!"

"And I should care because?"

"Uh…KABUTO!"

"Um…SASUKE!"

"I don't care."

"If I come along, will you all shut up?"

"Yes!" Orochimaru yelled.

"Fine, let's go."

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Temari and Kankuro

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"Join the Dark Side! We have Gaara!" Orochimaru screamed, causing Temari to scream, and whack him on the head with her big fan, "OW!"

"What do you mean you have Gaara!" Temari screamed back, "Give him back dammit!" She whacked him on the head again.

"Dammit! Stop that!" Kankuro whacked him on the head with Karasu, "OW! What the hell is wrong with you people!" Orochimaru ran away.

"Damn, he got away," Temari said.

"Didn't he say he had Gaara?" Kankuro asked. (Rune: (sweatdrops) a little slow, ne?)

"GET BACK HERE WITH GAARA!"

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Iruka

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"Join the Dark Side! We have Naruto!" Orochimaru said, jumping out in front of Iruka. Iruka's eye twitched.

"BRING HIM BACK!" Iruka yelled. Orochimaru's eyes went wide, and he ran away again. Except this time, he was followed. And by a pissed off Iruka. Damn, getting shinobi was getting hard these days.

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Hey gang. I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while. My computer was going screwy and when that finally started working right, the internet went screwy again. Verizon sucks. If you have a choice, don't get it. I need more ideas! What would I do for Gai's team?

Rune