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Lee

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"Join the Dark Side! We have Sakura!" Orochimaru said, jumping out in front of Lee. Lee's eyes went wide.

"I shall protect her from you with my life!" Lee yelled, preparing to beat up Orochimaru.

"Wait!" Orochimaru yelled, "We also have spandex!" No reaction. "And we have the Ultimate Power of Youth!" Lee's eyes widened again.

"YOSH! Let's go!" Lee screamed.

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Neji

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"Join the Dark Side! We have destiny power!" Orochimaru said, making Neji glare at him.

"I don't believe in destiny or fate anymore," Neji said, crossing his arms.

"Oh, well then…Join the Dark Side! We have anti-destiny spray!"

"I already have some," Neji said, holding up a bottle. The label said 'Anti-Destiny Spray! Rid yourself of that pesky destiny and fate and make the air around you smell like fresh roses while you're at it!'

"Oh. Hmm…damn. I'll be back in a little while," Orochimaru said.

"I won't be waiting," Neji said, as Orochimaru disappeared.

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Gai

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"Join the Dark Side! We have Lee!" Orochimaru said, dodging a kick from Gai.

"Why have you taken my youthful student?" Gai cried out, throwing a punch at Orochimaru who dodged.

"Because we have the Ultimate Power of Youth!" Orochimaru yelled.

"LIES!" Gai yelled, aiming another kick at Orochimaru, who dodged again.

"We also have a secret weapon that only youthful people can use that is guaranteed to beat Kakashi!" Orochimaru yelled, as a punch from Gai sent him flying. "And spandex!"

"YOSH! Let us embark on the journey to the Ultimate Power of Youth, this Youth-filled weapon that will beat my rival, and SPANDEX!"

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Neji…Again

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"Join the Dark Side! We have Hinata!" Orochimaru said, causing Neji, who was practicing a new jutsu, to have said jutsu blow up in his face.

"You…will…DIE!" Neji yelled. Orochimaru yelped. "KAITEN!"

"I shall return!" Orochimaru yelled, as he was sent flying away from the training grounds.

"I still won't be waiting," Neji said, before returning to his new jutsu.

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Tenten

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"Join the Dark Side! We have Neji!" Orochimaru said, jumping in front of Tenten who had just exited a weapon shop. Of course, it would have been more convincing if he actually did have Neji.

"No you don't," Tenten said, "I had lunch with him about ten minutes ago. He said he was going to go train, and not join up with you, which while confusing to me when he said it, makes a lot more sense now."

"Oh…well, then…Join the Dark Side! We have a super top secret legendary weapon that only a weapon mistress such as yourself could possibly ever use!" Tenten got stars in her eyes.

"Legendary…I'M SO IN!"

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Neji…Again…For the Third Time

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"Join the Dark Side! We have-" Orochimaru started.

"Quiet!" Neji said. He was meditating. He liked quiet when he was meditating.

"But-"

"No, now be quiet."

"But-"

"Quiet!"

"Fine. I'll return again soon," Orochimaru said, leaving.

"I don't care," Neji said, "I will not be waiting for you."

Orochimaru sighed. It was so hard to get the Hyuuga boy to join him. Perhaps his other teammate had an idea on what to do about him. He hadn't talked to her yet anyway.

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Tsunade

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"Join the Dark Side! We have mountains of Sake and thousands of gambling casinos that you can't possibly loose at!" Orochimaru yelled. Tsunade's eyebrows rose before she smiled.

"I'm in!"

"Alright. Your first mission is to answer this question: How do I get Neji to join us?"

"Easy. All you have to do is…"

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Guess Who?…Yep…Neji

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"Join the Dark Side! We have-"

"I don't care," Neji said, "Go away. Leave me alone."

"Well fine, if you don't want to know how to remove that seal on your forehead," Orochimaru said, walking away.

"TAKE ME WITH YOU!" Neji screamed, latching onto one of Orochimaru's legs.

"Finally!" Orochimaru yelled, pumping his fist into the air.

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So, he finally gets Neji on the fourth try. I tried to use as many of the suggestions given to me as possible because they were all awesome. This is like story number ten in the super huge update of all my stories. Ten out of twenty-seven. Anyways, read and review, and please, leave any suggestions you wish. I will do my best to get them all in. There are only a few more chapters of "Join the Dark Side! We have –enter object of desire here–!" before all the people Orochimaru has collected, realize he can't make good on all his promises. Smiles!

Rune