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"JACK!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Hmm," Jack Sparrow said. Then Jack Sparrow saw Drunk Jessica running at him, and decided it was time to go. Then Jack Sparrow saw the rum bottle in Drunk Jessica's hand, and decided to stay. But can you blame him - it was the last bottle of rum after all. And Jack Sparrow loved his rum.

The Bad Luck Charm

Jack decided that Jessica wasn't all that bad. She sung and danced with him around a huge bonfire. Then when both of them were drunk they had tried to surf on the back of the giant turtles. The giant turtles didn't like that. No scratch that - the giant turtles absolutely hated that.

That was when Jack decided that Drunk Jessica was a bad luck charm. You see, if Jack was by himself when he tried that stunt, he would have moved when the turtles tried to bite him. But he wasn't by himself. He was with a Drunk Jessica, who managed to jump out of the way, yet push him into the path of the giant turtle's mouth at the same time. And so, he fell in the water, and the turtles continued to attack him. Therefore, Jessica had no bite marks, and Jack was covered in them.

Another reason Jack decided that Drunk Jessica was a bad luck charm: Jessica had decided to pour rum on Jack's head and light a match. Now normally Jessica wouldn't do this, but at the time she was drunk and really wanted to see what a Jack candle looked like. It wouldn't have been so bad, had it not taken Jack a few minutes to figure out his hair was on fire.

Jack decided that he would never allow Jessica to get drunk again. Unfortunately, for Jack, the Fates (who looked suspiciously like Sakura, Aliira, and Uncle Drakey-Poo) had other things in mind.

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Just like Da Bubble thing, you will probably never get the whole Sakura, Aliira, and Uncle Drakey-Poo things. Those are inside jokes between me and Jessica and (in the case of Da Bubble) Jessica's sister Brittany. Although you may get the Sakura, Aliira, and Uncle Drakey-Poo if you read my profile (particularly the story that Sakura tells called 'SAKURA WANTS HER DAMN CHOCOLATE NOW!')

Rune