Dedicated to Jessica's Grandmother, who was in the hospital when Jessica asked me to write this. Enjoy your pirate candles.

Last Time:

"Will Candle!"

"NO!" Will yelled, trying to get away. Unfortunately for Will, Mandzy was a hell of a lot heavier than she looked.

"Gimmie those!" Jessica said, taking back the matches, then running off to find Jack.

Jack, Will, and…Barbossa Candles?

Gibbs was half amused, half disturbed watching Jack run around the ship's deck, chased by the girl he had dubbed "Fire-girl". Gibbs didn't quite understand it…she had seemed so…so innocent, when he had found her with Anamaria.

And according to Jack, there was another one, dubbed "Weird-girl", who had an obsession with Will. Gibbs had no idea where that one was.

And judging by the paranoid and slightly frightened look on Will's face, neither did he.

"Mr. Gibbs," he heard a voice behind him. He turned to see a girl he'd never met before.

"Who are you?" he asked, partially guessing the answer.

"Sakura. The Sakura that left the DA BUBBLE shaped button thingy that brought Jessica to this dimension Sakura, not the Sakura that is one of fates Sakura. So you don't get confused you can call me Mandzy," she replied, lighting a match, and throwing it towards Will.

It missed.

Well, it missed Will.

It didn't miss Jack though.

"Jack Candle!" Jessica yelled, pausing in her chasing to light a match and light Will on fire, "Will Candle!"

"Do you have any chocolate?" Mandzy asked.

"Uh…no," Gibbs replied, shuddering slightly at the unnerving look she was giving him.

"Do you know anyone that does?" Gibbs blurted out the name of the first person, off the ship, that came to mind.

"Barbossa." Mandzy smiled.

"Okay! Thanks!" she said, cheerfully, before skipping away, happily. Gibbs blinked in confusion.

On the Black Pearl

Elizabeth walked into the Captain's cabin to see a strong girl with Barbossa in a choke hold.

"I WANT CHOCOLATE!" the girl screamed.

"I don't have any!" Barbossa yelled back.

"I WANT CHOCOLATE!"

"I told you, I don't have any! How about an apple, hmm?"

"Does it have chocolate on it?" the girl asked, pausing in her attempts to choke him.

"…No…"

"Then I don't want it! I WANT CHOCOLATE!" the girl let him out of the choke hold, only to light his hear on fire with a match, "Barbossa Candle!" she giggled, "I still want chocolate." She kicked Barbossa in the shin.

"Who are you?" Elizabeth asked, slightly in awe of the girl.

"Sakura. The Sakura that left the DA BUBBLE shaped button thingy that brought Jessica to this dimension Sakura, not the Sakura that is one of fates Sak - you know what - just call me Mandzy," she replied, "Do you, by chance, have any chocolate?"

Back On the Interceptor

Jessica paused in her chasing of Jack and Will, and gasped.

"What? What is it?" Jack asked, before getting a hopeful look on his face, "Did you run out of matches and just now realize it?"

"She's making Candles without me! BARBOSSA CANDLES!" Jessica yelled, before lighting two matches at a time, "Guess that means I have the two of you all to myself." She grinned evilly.

Jack and Will ran away.

Will someone draw me a pirate candle (doesn't matter if it's Jack, Will, Barbossa, or one of the other pirates), please? Anyone? Even if you think your drawing sucks (trust me, it couldn't be worse than mine). If you do I'll write a one-shot (one one-shot per pirate candle - so, if you do all three candles, then an extra one of a pirate Jessica and I haven't gotten to yet, then you get four one-shots, or a single story with four chapters - your choice) for you in any of the following fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (I've only seen one and two), Harry Potter, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakushou, Inuyasha, Dragonball (and Z), Sailor Moon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Can be an xover with AtS, but I haven't seen a lot of those episodes - just enough to know the characters besides the ones that were on BtVS first), Charmed, or Shrek (again, I've only seen one and two). You can chose whatever characters you want, including OCs (but give me a good description of said OC). Read and Review! Smiles!

Rune