CHAPTER ELEVEN:

Last Time:

Jessica paused in her chasing of Jack and Will, and gasped.

"What? What is it?" Jack asked, before getting a hopeful look on his face, "Did you run out of matches and just now realize it?"

"She's making Candles without me! BARBOSSA CANDLES!" Jessica yelled, before lighting two matches at a time, "Guess that means I have the two of you all to myself." She grinned evilly.

Jack and Will ran away.

Chaos on the Pearl

Mandzy and Elizabeth walked outside Barbossa's cabin. Elizabeth shrieked at the sight of the skeleton-like crew. Mandzy, on the other hand, grinned widely.

"SKELE-CANDLES!" she yelled, lighting a match and throwing it on the closest skeleton pirate. His hat caught fire. So did the beard of the one next to him. "Oooh. Double Skele-Candles." Mandzy giggled.

On the Interceptor

Jessica paused yet again, and grinned.

"Oh, I hate that look," Jack said. The grin got wider.

"Double Pirate Candles," Jessica said, grinning evilly and lighting two matches at once.

"I really hate that look," Jack said.

"RUN," Will screamed.

Back on the Black Pearl

After they've made it to Isla de Muerta

"Time to go poppet," Pintel told Elizabeth.

"Do any of you have chocolate?" Mandzy asked.

"Oh, I do!" Ragetti said. Mandzy tackled him, making his wooden eye pop out and hit Pintel in the back of the head.

After a twenty minute commotion of Mandzy trying to get Ragetti's chocolate, in which several pirates got bitten, Ragetti most of all, three pirates got smacked on the head, another two got kicked in the face, four more got thrown overboard, seven ended up with concussions after having their head bashed against the floor, and Barbossa, who was on the opposite side of the ship, somehow managed to get turned into another Barbossa Candle by Mandzy, they finally headed out by boat to the cave in which the Treasure of Cortez was located.

'They' did not include Mandzy, who upon getting the chocolate from Ragetti, was extremely easy to tie up and put in a room that had seventeen locks on it. The brig, Captain Barbossa thought, would not be enough to hold the 'Chocolate Terror' as he now called her.

Luckily, the extra twenty minutes of commotion had let the Interceptor catch up sooner.

Back on the Interceptor

Will and Jack both sighed in relief as the small boat they would use to follow the Pearl's crew into the cave was lowered into the water. They had gotten Anamaria to distract Jessica while they made their escape.

"Hey! You two can't leave without me!" Jessica yelled, causing the two men to panic. Jessica made to jump overboard to the small boat.

"Oh, no ya don't," Gibbs said, stopping her. "They need to be real quiet and you catching their heads on fire won't be helpin' much." Jessica nodded; what Gibbs said made sense. An evil grin came over her face, causing Jack and Will to row away faster and the rest of the Interceptor crew to gulp.

"Gibbs Candle!" Jessica yelled, lighting a match. Gibbs started running.


I actually had to find the movie to get an idea for this one. It took me a while to find it. It was in the case where I keep my favorite DVDs, so I don't know how I couldn't remember where it was. This is part of a huge update of all my stories. Out of the twenty-seven I need to update, this is number nine that I've got done.

Again, I would like to request pictures of the pirate-candles. Same rules as last chap. One pirate candle equals one oneshot story or one chapter in a continuous story (meaning two pirate candles equals a two chapter story or two oneshots). The story can be in any of the following fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (I've seen all three), Harry Potter, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakushou, Inuyasha, Dragonball (and Z), Sailor Moon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Can be an xover with AtS, but I haven't seen a lot of those episodes - just enough to know the characters besides the ones that were on BtVS first), Charmed, Shrek (I've seen all three), or Vampire Game (gotta love Duzie-kitty). You can chose whatever characters you want, including OCs (but give me a good description of said OC).

I've finally decided that this story will only encompass the first PotC movie, meaning of course, that there will be two sequels for the other two movies. I also will be writing a oneshot that connects 'Jessica: Snape Tried To Steal Your Christmas!' to this story.

Sorry, that the author's note is so long. Read and Review, please! Smiles!

Rune