RL: WUAAAAAAAH! IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY! kopabeckham turned me into a complete otaku, and i was too adicted to kaichou wa maid-sama for these past few weeks and i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! to repay you for the late update, i humiliated gakupo the best i can!

orangebanana: *comes in with an evil grin*

RL: eeh... u-um...

orangebanana: *grows devil's horn*

RL: u-umm... orangeb-banana...?

orangebanana: *grows devil's tail*

RL: yo-you do know that... you are growing devil's tail and horn... right? and you are... a-also emitting a-a dark aura, riight? *freaked out*

orangebanana: *suddenly holding a giant fork*

RL: *totally freaked out* NOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE DEVIL PERSONALLY CAME FROM HELL TO KILL MEEEEEEE! *runs away like the crazy girls she is*

orangebanana: *uses dark aura to capture RL*

RL: NOOOOOOOO~! SOMEBODYYY! HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!

disclaimer: *too busy fighting off the devil*


Try and Take My Heart 9

Rin's POV

BUAHAHAHAHA!

gah... I laughed my ass off.

Good job, Miku.

Now his pictures are practically everywhere you can lay your eyes on.

Eh? what picture?

Oh, its the picture Miku took at last nights party, at Kiyoteru's 20th birthday party.

There was a small kidnapping incident at the party, Kiyoteru had been kidnapped for less the 15 minutes. We released the amnesia gas for 15 minutes inside the main hall of the Hiyama household and everyone inside fell unconscious and forgot everything that happened in the last hour.

By the time we came back to the grand hall, everyone was unconscious on the floor, and Miku found Gakupo sleeping like a baby, sucking his thumb and drooling,

and now we had posted the picture on the school's private blog, and students from every single class printed at least 5 picture of him and stuck it on the walls and corridors and window–practically everywhere.

Hm, this school has 300 boys, each brought at least 5 picture, so that mean 1500 pictures.

Me and Lenka printed about 200 each, and Miku printed about 500. So that means 200 times 2 plus 500 plus 1500 equals to 2400.

that means there are 2400 pictures of Gakupo sucking his thumb and drooling while sleeping hanging on walls and bulleting boards and everywhere.

Oh, last night, I send an SMS with Gakupo's picture and a message saying 'please print this picture and come very VERY early tomorrow morning to hang the pictures on the walls. 10 minutes before he arrives, please hide yourselves with your cameras and video cam to capture the moment of truth. Please forwards this message to everyone you know except for Gakupo.'

so right now, at 5.00 am., the school is crowded with students, 299 male and 3 female, busy pasting and gluing and sticking and all those stuff. If they ever ask who started all this, we can say that we got the message and forwarded it to our friends. Just in case, we sent the message to ourselves and then forwarded it to people at school that we know and have their phone number.

Gakupo will be shocked, surprised, embarrassed to the point of death.

Hm, looks like there isnt a lot of people that actually likes Gakupo, huh.

It seems that since Gakupo is the richest here, he tend to do all he wants without a second thought.

Well, that explains why he tried to kiss my hand when we had just met like, a second ago.

Hmm, he is the richest... maybe we shouldn't be doing this?

But then...

YOLO!

I slapped another picture on the wall when a green haired guy approaches me.

If im not mistaken, he is Nigaito Shion from the class next door.

He asked me for some more pictures and I gave him a stack of Gakupo's picture that is about 10 cm thick.

He was shocked for quite awhile, but then he scurried off to distribute the pictures.

"hey! Its 6 o'clock! 15 minutes until Gakupo arrives!" someone shouted from the other end of the corridor.

We quickly scurried away to our hiding places and waited.

Even though there are at least one broken windows because of a fist fight every single day, its actually surprising that when it comes to pranking Gakupo, there is actually peace between the boys. Even Akaito, the red-head that broke into our class through the window in our first day of school, manages not to throw a fist against anybody today.

We waited, and waited, and waited.

I can see Gakupo's car in the staircase in front, and we flicked our cell phones to camera mode and–ah! We forgot the lights!

I quickly whispered to some random person beside me and he quickly dashed to the lights.

He manages flick the lights off just a second before the door opened.

Gakupo came in, and I can see the confused expression on his face.

Then the lights suddenly came on, and Gakupo's face did a spin of expressions.

Confusion → blank → blank → shocked → disbelieve → embarrassed → even more embarrassed → blank (he fainted)

Miku, Lenka and I came out of our hiding and stepped closer.

We poked him for quite a bit,

Miku went and asked "hey, are you dead?" ~and he suddenly opened his eyes.

"oh, am I in heaven? These three beautiful angels waked me up from my terrible nightmare. I dreamed that the school is covered by photos of– "

Miku slapped a picture right on his face.

When Gakupo took a closer look, he froze, and then the fainted again, this time with foam coming out of his mouth.

"ah well... hey! Who recorded the whole thing?"

quite a few hands shoot out.

"well then, lets go to the theater room and see which one has the best graphic. And then lets post it on the school's blog. What do you think?"

cheers and applaud erupted, and we rushed to the theater room.

"eeh, wait! We need to carry this guy here to the health center, the ONLY room isnt stuffed with his embarrassing pictures."

the boys froze, and divided themselves into small groups. A group of boys came and picked him up. Then they threw, yes, THREW him like a sack of oranges– NOO! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO THROW PRECIOUS ORANGES LIKE THAT– so lets say potatoes. They threw him to another group, who also threw him to the next group. They kept on throwing and passing Gakupo all the way till the health center.

We head to the theater room, flicking the switch off along the way.


Gakupo's POV

ugh...

where am I?

Ah, I can smell antiseptics.

So this must be the health center.

…...

why and how did I get to the health center?

The last thing I know is waking up to see beautiful angels surrounding me, so I should be in heaven, not the health center...

or do heaven smell like this?

I opened my eyes, and light welcomed me. The health center is so bright, even brighter than the last time I came here.

As you know, Vocalo High is previously a boys school, and fist-fighting is a common thing. Every once or twice a week we would be throwing punches to each others face. I got involved into a lot of fight before but, ever since my dad came to school, no one dares to oppose me anymore. They are all scared of my dad, huh?

I slowly stood up from the nice comfy bed (yes, the school provides comfortable beds) and walked towards the door. When I open it, I can faintly hear a lot of laughing voices. Faint, but enough. I turned and walked to a certain direction. To the theater room.

What time is it now? I looked at my expensive gold-rimmed watch with my name, perfectly carved onto it.

9.12 am.

Shouldnt class began like, and hour ago? Why is it so dark, and why does the laughters sound so hilarious?

As I got closer to the theater room, the laughters got louder and louder.

I reached the door and, taking a deep breath, slammed the door open. Every single student in Vocalo High gathered in the theater room.

All eyes turned towards me, some still teary from the good laugh, and I stared back. I turned to look towards the huge screen in front, and what I saw made my mind go blank.

I can hear someone shouting "camera!" in the distance, but it quickly faded away.

And the darkness once again welcomed me.


orangebanana: you... will... forever... perish... in... HELL!

RL: NOOOOO! I DONT WANNA DIE JUST YET! i havent found the perfect job, i still havent found the perfect boyfriend, i havent found the perfect family,and i OBVIOUSLY havent found the perfect life, so NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!