My Big Fat Madoka Wedding is now out, here on ! Here's an excerpt of the beginning of the story, as a lead-in so you can jump right into the madness.

"Madoka."

"Yeah...?"

"Marry me."

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Kyoko spat out her drink, or would have had she actually been drinking something. Which she was. Apple juice to be precise. But now she wondered if it was spiked with vodka.

Madoka's face held a similar reaction. "Whaaaaaat?"

"Yes. Marry me."

"I...uhhh...I..."

"It is important that you do. For you see, it is key to a successful timeline in which nobody dies and every witch is obliterated."

"What about Mami," interjected Kyoko.

Homura continued. "Our wedding will be a magnificent ceremony, and as a result, all witches on the planet will wish to crash the party and will attack at the same time, so as not to let us complete our vows."

"So like if you two get married," Kyoko said. "Your magical energies will cause some crazy mega-powerful energy blast that could change the universe and completely overcome entropy? And that is why they will all attack?

"No," Homura answered. "They just really don't like parties."

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