Chapter 14

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Kakashi had the decency to look slightly ashamed when Harry sat down at his table.

"Heh, heh…Whoops?" he said, smiling (meaning his only visible eye went in an upside down 'U') . Harry only laughed.

"So, you wanna tell me why you were spying on me and Ms. Yates," Harry said, "And I know if you're lying to me, so you might as well tell me the truth."

"I've been searching for you for quite a while," Kakashi answered.

"Why?"

"My sensei…died seven years ago," Kakashi replied, "I've been looking for his remaining family since, to see if they would take in his son. All I've found is you."

"So Arashi's dead?" Harry asked.

"How did you kno-"

"I recently received information my previous headmaster kept from me. It dealt with my family. I was planning to go to there anyway, to see if I could find what remained of my family. Apparently, not much."

"Are you ready to leave, yet?"

"I have to wait for my replacement," Harry replied. The two continued to talk for a while, before heading up to Hogwarts.

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"Hiya Harry," Collin said, "Whose he?"

"Collin meet Kakashi. Kakashi meet Collin," Harry replied, "What the hell did you do with my son? I swear if you put him in another dress, I'm gonna to kick your ass."

"Whoa! The dress was all Dennis' idea. I had nothing to do with it!" Collin said, "Dennis has him upstairs in our office. I think Russell and Jeremy were up there playing with him too. They're parents are in a meeting with Minerva"

"Great," Harry sighed, "I can just see them dressing Gaara as a girl now. Why the Gryffindors? This generation is nothin' but crossdressers! Crossdressers!"

"He's drunk, isn't he?" Collin asked Kakashi.

"Yep," Kakashi said. Collin groaned.

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"Severus please," Collin said, knocking on the door again, "Harry's drunk."

"And I should care because?" Severus asked, through the door.

"Because he's yelling about Gryffindors and crossdressers."

"And I should care because?" Collin stopped to listen what Drunk Harry was mumbling about, as Kakashi helped support him.

"Now he's talking about fifth year Slytherins, Firewhiskey, and a pink tutu," Collin said. The door to Severus' office slammed open, nearly hitting Collin. Severus shoved a sobering potion down Harry's throat before smacking him upside the head, and locking himself in his office again.

"What the hell was that about?" Collin asked.

"Can't tell you under penalty of death," Harry replied.

"You people are weird," Kakashi said.

"And you're not Cyclops?" Collin returned.

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"There better not be a dress on my son this time Dennis Creevy," Harry said, as he opened the door to Dennis and Collin's office. Luckily for Dennis, Gaara wasn't in a dress (Dennis had already put that stuff away). Unluckily for Dennis, Harry could see the dress sticking out of the trunk (apparently he didn't put it away good enough).

"Creevy! You're dead!" Harry yelled. He then preceded to chase Dennis around the office, much to the pleasure of Gaara, Jeremy, and Russell.

"You people are really weird," Kakashi commented.

"Again; and you're not Cyclops?" Collin replied.

Kakashi did his best to resist the temptation of shoving a Kunai up Collin's rear end.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! I hope you liked the four chapter Christmas present I got you all. I can't wait till Christmas. It also happens to be my birthday, and for my birthday I'm getting one of those HP all in one printer-scanner-copier pacages that includes a digital camera. Christmas just can't come any slower for me. :(

Rune